Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience […]
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2018
04
May
Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day
Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience….it’s […]
2018
15
Jan
Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day
I think these pictures were from last week, when Doutzen Kroes was baiting on her friend, guilting her, to come hang, so that together they would get a shit ton of paparazzi coverage, because both were made famous by the panty empire -sweatshop underwear makers – made in China…bullshit that upsold to the masses as […]
2018
11
Jan
Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day
Doutzen Kroes, the ex Victoria’s Secret model, who at one time probably thought she was really fucking hot, really fucking winning, probably really fucking offensive to the people in her immediate circle, who saw her already inflated ego just blow the fuck up, before it was thankfully popped, after she got knocked up a few […]
2018
09
Jan
Doutzen Kroes In a Thong of the Day
There was a time when Doutzen Kroes mattered…back when popular DJs were knocking her up….those were the days…but I guess she’s still got the kids with the DJ who thought he was getting a Victoria’s Secret model…. Well the good news is that there is life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not […]
2017
30
Oct
Doutzen Kroes Finds Life After Victoria’s Secret of the Day
Do you believe in life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two with a famous Ibiza DJ, who needs to be in Ibiza policing him from fucking the younger and hotter versions of you, because you’re old girl, and knocking up a […]
2017
17
Aug
Doutzen Kroes in Ibiza Policing her Husband of the Day
Doutzen Kroes is old, her career as a Victoria’s Secret model dropped off quick and with it her stock price…but when she was rocking out the prestigious promo model job, she got knocked up by a DJ, who still works in Ibiza DJing to slutty tourists, and for that reason alone, Doutzen Kroes has moved […]
2017
10
Aug
Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day
Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to […]
2017
28
Jul
Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day
Doutzen Kroes is a thick party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever the fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any […]
2017
17
May
Doutzen Kroes Gives Herself a Cameltoe for Vogue Ukraine of the Day
I laughed and I laughed at Doutzen Kroes when these pictures were being taken a few weeks ago, because she looked like a dumpy mom, who’s partied too hard in her 20s, and who had two kids with her DJ husband, who cheats on her with hotter younger versions of her, since he didn’t really […]