Noah Cyrus Ain’t No Miley Though but She Is in a Thong bikini of the day though…even though she shouldn’t be….because look at that sloppy or floppy young girl body.. I like to think this is a product of not giving a shit about how dumpy you look because you’re rich, Miley’s sister and dudes […]

I may have a celebrity sister fetish, at least on the most basic level, not like a traditional fetish, you know the kind that people live and breathe and can’t get off without, more a “do you like celebrity sisters?”…..”OF COURSE” kind of fetish… The reasons I like the celeb sisters is the famous last […]

Noah Cyrus has got some titty out because it’s not a selfie unless you’re in your underwear that is pulled up to your shoulders with your t-shirt hanging off your nipples like they are a convenient shirt shelf so you don’t need to buy any pins or tape from Amazon, because you come stock with […]

Here’s Noah Cyrus getting her COVID BOOSTER SHOT, or HORMONES because she was born a dude named NOAH CYRUS….or maybe it’s some fat transfers all these mutant transhumans of the social media machine are into…I mean paying to be turned into a fucking muppet avatar instead of realizing that their natural-self is the uniqueness they […]

Noah Cyrus may look so bootleg that she appears to be Miley’s adopted sister they rescued from Chernobyl or whatever other Nuclear meltdown that happened around her birth year….or maybe like something they found in a dumbster outside the homeless shelter because she’s really not the hottest…. She may be en entitled rich kid who […]

Noah Cyrus has younger sibling syndrome, where she’s never going to be quite as good as Miley, even if she is more talented, because Miley’s a huge fucking star. I think her last album hit 1 billion streams this weekend, which in the event you don’t know how to count, because you’re a helmet wearing […]

Noah Cyrus is still not officially cancelled like that Country star who said the N word when drunk at his house, not that I’ve read anything about the story, I just see the headlines…and that N-Word when said by the wrong person can end you…I mean that guy is kicked out of any awards, dropped […]

The world is pretty funny as you know, it’s always been a pile of bullshit hypocrisy and insanity, filled with clout chasing idiots trying to get famous or trying to get as close to fame…it’s nothing new, it’s just more in our face and maybe even more popular than ever, because so many low levels […]

The people generally hate whatever the fuck Noah Cyrus has done to her face, but I just call that the instagram face, where girls around the world turn themselves into an Instagram Filter by getting face injections leaving us with muppet looking shit… It’s the ghetto, stripper, white trash, ALT girl, edgy sex worker vibe […]

Noah Cyrus dressed up as a slutty Sabrina Spellman aka slutty Kiernan Shipka in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot….but more interestingly she’s showing her full ass because would it be a halloween pic when you’re a useless, shadow to your sister, whether you have talent or not, and you are forced to do anything […]