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2013

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked for Marc Jacobs of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is fake naked. Sure, by definition and if I was a scientist or some shit in the field of naked, I’d say, Bitch is naked, cuz she doesn’t have any clothes on, but as a man, I see no nipple, pussy lip or spread asshole, and just some PG-13, Disney Caliber naked, like a scene in one of their movies when someone walks in on someone else in the shower and they are all so embarassed….

I call it some strategic nudity that gets people like me saying “Shit Miley is Naked on a T-Shirt for an AIDS or Condom Campaign, even though she probably has never used a condom, no one in LA has, cuz AIDS doesn’t exist for rich people”…that might as well be her in a pair of shorts and a tank top all hard nippled. She’s hotter that way.

But I’d still buy this shirt just to cum on it over and over again..even if without showing vagina, she might as well could have a Bieber Penis not a Beaver.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

26

Jul

A Man and his Watermelon Machete Show of the Day

Sometimes, when you’re drinking, you come with ideas you think are awesome, that really aren’t, like taking a Machete to a fucking watermelon in some sort of backyard performance that should have ended worse for the idiot, because that’s what idiots deserve…

I still found this fail pretty funny, but that’s just because I love when people fail. Whether it is falling down the stairs or slipping during some stunt fail, or their business collapsing, or even their marriage, life, relationship fails…I’m into it…cuz I’m not a fucking hippie and real life sucks, so it makes me happy when people learn that.

Posted in:Videos

2013

26

Jul

Helen Lindes in a Bikini of the Day



Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000. That was so fucking long ago.

That’s like some Y2K shit…before the internet really existed…before Technology blew the fuck up and took the fuck over…before we had devices that tracked our every friend, conversation, move, interest and google search on all of our bodies…

She’s from a simpler time, before we were all chipped, and she’s still around…and she still looks pretty fucking amazing…in her bikini…

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Posted in:Helen Lindes

2013

26

Jul

Who is Vanessa Hudgens Big Titty Friend of the Day

Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged cunt, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, hence why she’s in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals bro, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, and that makes her important…and if she does hang with normals, they aren’t going to be the kind that are hotter and bustier than her, because the only normals she’d even consider fucking with, would be uglier than her troll body, you know that she can mistreat and pose next to so everyone thinks Vanessa Hudgens is hotter than she is, all thanks to comparison….

Either way, she’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got fake tits, and Cami is one to watch…and one to expect in some leaked nudes…because she’s that level of famous…which works for me, cuz I’ve already jerked off to her low level slut instagram…

I just can’t get enough of bitches like this…

Posted in:Cami Morrone

2013

26

Jul

Jay Z is Beyonce’s Bitch of the Day

My theory behind this Jay Z surprising Evil Beyonce while she performed on stage is that he either fucked around on her behind her back while she was on tour and he’s trying to do damage control, because no celebrity or performer is loyal to their signficant other and every single one I’ve met has cheated on their significant other while on tour..

You know, keep the bitch happy, so she doesn’t smell your dick when she gets home…

Or Beyonce whined like an entitled cunt and demanded this from him.

Whatever the reason, he’s a real bitch….real gangsters treat their hoes like hoes….yo.

The thing that amazes me is how pumped her fan is, but then again he’s at a Beyonce concert so you’d assume he’s a half retard to begin with.

The other thing that amazes me is that I am posting this, what’s wrong with me…

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

26

Jul

FedEx Employees Throwing Your Shit of the Day

You mean the low paid immigrant workers who hate their lives don’t carry my online purchases, from Dildos to Bondage Gear to other nonsense, on a velvet pillow from the sender to my home?

How is this possible?

I mean we trust these people to treat our packages as if they were their own packages…and they go ahead and do this to us, right in front of us, on camera and out in the public, like a massive “Fuck you, we just don’t care”…and it hurts…FedEX…it hurts…

Today Freedom has been attacked…

Posted in:Videos

2013

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t have many emotions…except for the hate I feel after investing 10-15 minutes into a girl and she doesn’t reciprocate by sending me nude pics. It doesn’t even have to be a spread ass pic, it just has to be something, titties, even panties, just anything to keep me interested in talking to you. It’s the worst.

The good news is that it is a lot easier to get a girl to show you her nudes when with them in person, all you have to do is say “show me your nudes on your phone” and they all fucking do it…so I think their fear is giving up control of the picture…

I’m really glad I’ve taken the time to figure this out.

Here are some links…

Frank Ocean Tears His Vocal Cord from Sucking Dick
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Hilarious Human Sling Shot Wife at a Good Backwoods Wedding…
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Her Name is Tiffany Stanley and She’s in a Bikini
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Girls Who Don’t Know How Clothes Work
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15 Hot selfies
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Ranking Every Amanda Bynes Performance Ever
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Skim Board High Five Fail
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Raccoon Steals Cat Food
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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

This is picture I took of DIMALAUREN …while trying to make her famous.

You know when you get to that point of drunk where you are willing to fuck anything…and you end up pulling a 1…but that 1 has no redeeming qualities like a good personality or good tits to make her a 2 or 3 but rather she is half retarded and not in a cute needs to wear a helmet way, but like retard you want to punch some kind if brain into, she’s not funny but still feels compelled to make jokes….really bad jokes that make you want to rip her throat out…and is just all around the fucking worst turning that 1 into a negative number…

Yeah, we’ll I hate when that happens

Not that that happens to me, see cuz I married my 0…and I regret it every fucking day…

Here are some links…

Hot Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras.
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Guess Who is Playing Young Luke and Young Han Solo in the Upcoming Star Wars…
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Kanye West is Off the Hook for Attacking a Pap
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Chrissy Teigen in a See Through Dress
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Selena Gomez and Ryan Seacrest Posing Together in Some Illuminati Shit
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The Power of a One Inch Punch
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Leo and Toni Gaarn in Love
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Grad Party with Strippers and Guns Sounds Awesome
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Mollie King Crazy Neckline….
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Jessica Jane Clement Pasties!
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20 Scarier Things Jack Could Have Been Typing at the End of The Shining
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Her Name is Penny Mathis and I Want to Stick My Penny/Penis in her
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TV Characters You Wish Dated By Never Did…Is this a Thing? I’ve just always wanted them all to die a horrible death…
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Karlie Kloss Walking Around New York
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Bar Refaeli Bikinis….
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Kirk Cameron is Amazing in his New Trailer on Christianity Craziness…Hilarious.
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pokies!
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Some Bitch Named Riki Lindhome Naked on TV
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Kelly Brook Will Never Get a Boob Job
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An Investigative Report on Topless Tanning…
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The Sexiest J.Lo Gifs (really?)
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Hot Fucking Redheads
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Heidi Klum Will be on Parks and Rec
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Some Fernanda Motta No Name Model
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Melissa Satta Hot for Maxim…
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Hurrican Sex Leads to Sandy Baby Boom – You Dirt Bags.
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Hot Bitch Ironing…and Stripping…
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Worst Wedding March Performance Ever
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics And Their Tits
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Hot Lesbians Posing Together
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Naked Melissa Clarke
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Throwback Thursday the 90s Edition
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Hot Topless Babe Posing with a Knife
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Trainer Mauled By a Lion
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather?
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Fat
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Damon Wayans With Lifeguard Baywatch Lookin Babes
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Sophie Reade Nude for Nuts
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Hot Bitch Sucking Her Toe…and Getting Naked
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Supercut of SNL Cast Cracking Up
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Some Hot Girls Being Lesbians!
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Really Hot Promo Girl
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Kelly brook And Her Wet Juicy Nipples
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Naya Rivera in a Strapless Dress
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John Travolta Staying Alive Ad for Brazil is Hilarious…What Scientologist Will Do for Money….
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Russian Popstars Have the Best Dress Code
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New JOBS Instagram Trailer
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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …
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Fetish Porn Bloopers!
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Amateur Teen Double Penetrates!
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Amateur Teen Lesbians
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Brush That Pussy
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Cam Girl With Glasses Going Off
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Vomit Sex Set to Music!
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Fun Webcam Strip
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Girls Who Hate Cum is My New Favorite Thing
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Jul

Kylie Minogue Rockin’ The One Piece of the Day

I guess it makes sense that she’d be in a one-piece, with being 90 and all.

I respect that unlike other 90 year old bitches who have even a worse body than Kylie the Cancer survivor, she’s in the one piece…rather than half naked in a bikini….not that I mind anyone in a bikini…I just think at a certain age, the classy thing to do is never even think about putting one on…

I get it, old bitches like competing with young bitches, usually their daughters, to feel like they still got it…but there’s really no contest, and even if they are fit, they really always come in second…so deal with the awkward tan lines…take the high road…and remember your bikini days are behind you….and now all you have to look forward to is death.

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Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2013

25

Jul

Bambi Northwood-Blyth for Wild Heart of the Day

Bambi Northwood-Blyth is some it girl from Australia who is dating some dude who owns a pretty major clothing line…because that’s what climbing the ladder is all about for a young girl trying to make it as a model..either you go for millionaire brand owners, or you go for trendy photographers, or you go for people in bands, because all those things will help make you relevant and being relevant is what gets you booked…just ask Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski…she gets it…and so do all the other models you hear about getting jobs…

I’m not complaining, because she shows her tits, and even though all models show there tits, I still get happy when I see it…cuz I know…it’s just struggling to get ahead in the easiest possible job around…I mean people pay you to get your picture taken…are you fucking kidding me…pathetic really…if I wasn’t jerking off to it…feeling even more pathetic than these bitches as they win.

Posted in:Bambi Northwood-Blyth