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2013

25

Jun

Nina Agdal Pretty Naked and Wet in a See Thru Photoshoot of the Day

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I am not a real fan of Nina Agdal, I do think she was robbed the SI cover in favor of milking Kate Upton like the cow she is for another year, because of her popularity….

I find she looks retarded, and despite having a fit enough body, her face just doesn’t do it for me…

I still posted a story about Nina Agdal and her DUMPY Looking ASS yesterday … that was calling her out for being a typical model hooker, groupie-ing on Adam Levine…which in turn makes her typical, obvious and even tarnished…

Not because I don’t think Adam Levine deserves hot pussy, he’s rich, famous, on TV, and fucking models is what popstars do…but because I expect a model who is famous in her own right to have better gold digging strategy…

Well, these pics are some pretty major pics I can only assume happened before she got famous cock and model-celebrity. Because all models do nudes to get to a level where we know them….

You can pretty much see bush, titty and ass…which for a model who claims she’ll never do anything pornographic…is pretty pornographic…making her look the best she’s ever looked. I mean barely retarded…this is huge.

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2013

25

Jun

Topless Guy Rocks The Dancefloor of the Day

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This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now…

I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope.

I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.

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2013

25

Jun

Bar Refaeli Modeling Passionata Lingerie of the Day

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Bar Refaeli works. Or at least apparently she’s still getting half naked for money, this time for Passionata, the brand she is the body for, and has been the body for since Victoria’s Secret fired her for being too fat.

I just assumed she was retired, you know moved back to Israel to get married and make babies like most Jewish girls who turn 30, with some local Jewish millionaire, because she’s already done the non-Jewish A-listers, that phase is behind her and now she can settle down with people of her own culture, but unlike Paula Deen, she won’t be called Racist for insisting on marrying her own religion, even though that’s exactly what it is…because last time I checked we are all God’s children. We are all one race…the Human Race…and her is Bar Rafeali showing us her tits a little better at being human than so many girls I’ve fucked, so good she gets paid for it.

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2013

25

Jun

Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Grazia of the Day

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Ioanna Ntenti is some Greek model who was winner or runner up of Greek’s Next Top Model, where I hear one of the tests was not performing Anal sex with editors of magazines in order to get jobs, because Anal sex is normal sex in Greece, and in being Greek, it’s kinda just what she does….the asshole is the primary orifice and we find that almost as fun as Feta Cheese…and Souvlaki…

I guess she’s making some moves, she’s in Grazia Italia, not showing her NIPPLES SHE’S SHOWN BEFORE …because that’s all part of being a model…but she’s got a rocking’ body that unlike the Greek women I buy my chicken from, who has a moustache thicker than her three sons named George….I want to actually fuck…rather than just closing my eyes and stomaching it…oh the thing’s I’ll do for free food….

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2013

25

Jun

Christina Masterson Topless Instagram Fail of the Day

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Christina Masterson is a Power Ranger you probably never heard of, unless of course you sit at home watching kid’s shows, because you are a fucking creep…and kid’s shows are your porn…or I guess if you have kids and you’re forced to watch the shit because having kids robbed you of any freedom you may have had…and now the only time you can jerk off is when you’re pretending to take a shit, and even then it is questionable, cuz little Tommy can walk in at any given time, or worse, your wife, who will accuse you of cheating because she saw a porn site open on your computer to get you in the mood…

Well, whether you’ve heard of her or not, we can all agree that she has failed in her toplessness on social media…it’s like she wants us to know her and her homie are comparing tits, but she doesn’t want to let us be the judge of who the winner is and for that, we should collectively hate her. I know I do.

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2013

25

Jun

Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

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I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack.

Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count.

Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors.

Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route..

Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

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2013

25

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute in Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, but Victoria’s Secret, like all billion dollar corporations, is ruining her.

It’s one of those misinformed decisions that happens to all kinds of third world immigrants who believe in the American Dream. They see Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Levis Jeans and think “Freedom”…you know a life far better than the one they are living in their shanty or cold water flat in a war torn city.

Then they get here and realize their minimum wage job can’t afford much more than what they had at home, and that they are starving, hungry and forced to turn to crime to get by.

Only unlike the standard immigrant, Edita Vilkeviciute came into this with a good paying job, a job that would promise her rock star lovers, exclusive events, a lasting career as a half naked model…and millions of dollars when it is all said and done. Maybe even her own TV show like she was Heidi Klum or Tyra before her…

So in her case, the only thing being ruined of hers by the evil empire, at least that we know of, is that they are photoshopping out her hard nipples and pussy lip definition…she’s totally into showing off to get ahead ….and to me that’s the worst kind of ruining you can do to a girl…no matter where she’s from…

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2013

25

Jun

Zip Line Fail of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, I am a bit of an asshole.

I do not necessarily wish pain upon people, but I always laugh when people get hurt in fail videos.

I don’t know if it is just my general hatred for society, or if it is just because I like seeing idiots in idiot situations have the worst possible outcome…I just know shit makes me laugh…and laughter is the best medicine…so I guess her pain is like the kids dying in opium farms for our morphine…

I mean, it’s hard to really feel sorry for someone who has already won at life, getting fucked up, doing dumb shit on some action/adventure retreat….I mean it’s not like she’s a homeless prostitutes sucking dick for a warm mean, she’s just some chick putting herself in this situation for this to happen.

I wonder if she lived…

Watch this with the audio on, it makes it better. Don’t worry, Karma has already got me…

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2013

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I may be sexist. Everytime I see a woman in her 20s driving a brand new Ferrari, I just assume she’s a gold digging hooker with a whipped old rich husband, who doesn’t give a fuck if she drives the brand new ferrari, cuz he’s got 4 others…Instinctively, I think – hooker.

When it’s totally possible that the ferrari she’s driving is her dads.

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How About Some Underboob
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Kate Gosselin Mocks Asians
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Selena Gomez’s Friend is Short and Fat in a Bikini
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Beagle Trained To Steal Bikini Tops
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Dude Rides a Whale Shark
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This Exotic Bitch has Huge Tits
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Tupac Musical Headed to Broadway
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Dirt Bike Crash Gone Wrong
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The Weirdest Iced Tea Performance Art Show
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Drunk Chick Takes a Piss on the Streets of Budapest
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

25

Jun

Tanning Mom Topless of the Day

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Tanning Mom is just another pile of shit human who happened to get famous for being a low level, horrible parent, that I guess the tabloids got a hard on for, and exploited her enough to make her a known personality for a solid minute…a minute that she’s still trying to make last as long as fucking possible because here she is topless on the beach in staged pictures that should have never happened, but aren’t the first time they happened, cuz there comes a point in every pigs life where they pull whatever tricks they can to keep their celebrity alive…low fucking level..but be happy it isn’t a sex tape, even though I am not happy it is not a sex tape, because a sex tape starring this monster, would be fucking amazing to watch…

It is safe to say, based on these pics, that a sex tape is not too far from actually happening…it’s just the natural, progression of a bottom feeder, and I am very eager to see her loose fitting stomach jiggle while it fucks.

Fingers crossed.

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