2013
15
May
In videos that make absolutely no sense, here’s a guy who rides his bike past a motorbike, stops and has what I assume is an intense conversation with the bike, before dropping his pants and having sex with it, in the mittle of the street…..I guess dude really likes motorcycles….too much to control himself in fucking public. This is insane.
Posted in:Videos
2013
15
May
Apparently, female arm wrestling is my new favorite sport. Not because I like the idea of a girl who can humiliate me in front for a group of people by showing off how pussy these computer typing arms are….but because of the screams….
Posted in:Videos
2013
15
May
So Kim Kardashian fears what the general public has known for a long time and that is whether KANYE IS GAY . She’s even gone to the media about it.
I mean you’d think him sucking her dick or more specifically her balls, while begging for her to cum inside his ass would have tipped it off….I mean that and the fact that he was having sex with her in the first place. Clearly, he’s not into women….
I mean he must have been shocked when he found out she was pregnant, you know humans aren’t supposed to get cows knocked up….and that’s why he ran to Paris, the straightest city in the world, to be close to his BFF, a gay guy who runs a fashion company called Givenchy…..
I figure if you’ve banged a Kardashian, gay is the least of your issues and
ultimately, what it comes down to is who cares about her and her bullshit stories or her staged bikini pics….She’s a nobody, she’s not hot and and we do not need to be seeing these.
I get it, she got paid a lot of money to take these, and they were shot before she got really fucking embarrassingly fat, you know before really embracing pregnancy as her chance to be the fat chick she’s genetically coded to be, but that she’s been neglecting and fighting to be on TV….even though as far as I’m concerned…she’s been Paris Hilton’s fat mooch friend all along….no matter how much more successful she’s been.
For some reason, I’m compelled to post them…and that reason is Kendall Jenner is in one of the pics….because she’s going to carry this barnyard family….especially now that the first round are old, tired, fat, and ready to throw in their 100,000,000 dollar a year making trash.
Anything for attention with this bottom feeding garbage….
I guess we can all hope she dies during child birth. Fingers crossed.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2013
15
May
Monika Jagaciak professionally known as “Jac”…you know cuz all sex workers have a “stage” name….even if she’s not officially a stripper, but more a 19 year old model who has been modeling in her bikini since she was 16, because the KGB or whoever run the underbelly human trafficking sex trade figured, she’s too good to lock in a basement and put on cam for the American perverts…you know top tier sex worker from behind the iron curtain…who gets to showcase her awesome, young, fit tits in Vogue German….and not for old men in basements and massage parlors around the globe, brainwashed and doing it in fear that their families will be killed off…because young girls are so gullible…especially when professional thugs are doing the convincing….not that I’m into any of that shit, I only like midwestern american chicks on cam…begging for tips…and Eastern European chicks in the pages of fashion magazines topless….
Posted in:Monika Jagaciak|NSFW
2013
15
May
Hayden Panettiere is dressed like a stripper on her first dance…you know the slow and romantic one that sets the mood before she comes back on for her second dance and shows her vagina…you know that or the poor girl at prom who bought her dress at some discount bin at the sex shop…and really it works for me, because strippers are the only girls I can count on…you know they never say know to ten dollars to touch their titties….and the trashier Hayden Panettiere looks, the more she suits her implants, and her plastic surgery ridden mom who sucked a lot of dick to give her this life…
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2013
15
May
Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic of her working her ass off in St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret for her million dollar a year contract that I assume involves being in a 5 star luxury villa, with staff catering to her every need, unlimited drinks and food and entertainment, to occupy her time that she’s not working, which I assume is probably most of the day, because models are slackers, virtually unemployed, but making bank, all because they look good in pictures…what a joke…..at least for the rest of us, myself not included, because this is barely a job…
Candice Swanepoel is lovely as fuck.
Here’s Victoria’s Secret Models and their “What is Sexy” list that I think is trying to take a cue from DOVE to empower things that are so not sexy….hearing these bitches talk is way less interesting that seeing them half naked…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2013
15
May
Well this is some circus grade shit….I’m talking bitch on stilts doing a fucking dance…hoping for someone to either push her off to put her out of her misery, or throw a couple of quarters her way so that she can put it towards her college education so that she doesn’t need to humiliate herself on stilts….You know the kind of stilt walker working at the subway station ….only Karlie Kloss is not on stilts, these are her actual 6 foot something legs, in a pair of 40 inch inseam jeans, that have recently been launched, because thanks to hormones in the food, some girls are growing out lateral and disgusting like Kate Upton, while others are just tall skinny freaks…and as someone who loves me some long legs…I’m totally into this…as weird as it may be…because it’s not nearly as weird as other fetishes….likes being shit on, or paying girls to walk on live mice in heels….or whatever else is going on out there in this crazy internet influenced world….
Posted in:Karlie Kloss
2013
15
May
Miranda Kerr, finally free from the devil at Victoria’s Secret, has done a photoshoot for V Magazine, and decided to post it to her social media, all bootyful and amazing….because guess what, there is life after the oppressor, corporate demon that has you locked down in prison….cuz when you look like Miranda Kerr, lots of other people will want to pay you to get half naked, and even if they don’t, you can just take selfies like everyone else…Yay…
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2013
15
May
I don’t give a fuck about Star Trek. I never have. I lived in a foster home as a kid and they always insisted on watching the shit, despite my protests, teaching me that no one cares about the half Mexican kid. Something I’ll always blame Star Trek for….
I do find it funny that all Americans call it Star Track…at least on Pawn Stars…
There was a premiere and these are the 3 hightlights:
1 – Jessica Szhor Wore a See Through to Bra While Lookin like Shit
2- Zoe Saldana – Showed off her Naval Lookin’ Hard Faced
3- Jennifer Morrison Had Back Pimples and I love Back Pimples
4- Maria Menounos Was There….and She Showed Us How Greek She Was With Where She Likes It Put….
That’s all I have to say about that….
Posted in:Events
2013
15
May
Nothing says classy hooker, quite like seeing a bitch work a pole….
Showing the world how she made it…not that she’s made it…but she’s done better for herself than most strippers..
A little throwback to what was….you know her skill set that got her to the top….like seeing a retired baseball player pitch a knuckle ball at a charity event….
Talents left behind but never forgotten…..
And I’m just amazed she can lift her fat ass off the ground….she is a talent….no wonder she’s on TV…
No wait, she’s on TV cuz she slept her way there. Good girl..
Posted in:Coco
