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2013

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am thinking about starting a suicide hotline for people who post suicidal thoughts on facebook, because as we know, Facebook is the best place to cry for help. Maybe I’ll even make an app for that.

I think it is my calling.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Theresa Ortiz Hot in Her Bikini
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Amanda Bynes is Amazing
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Taylor Swift Launches Keds
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Road Biking Fail
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Telling Your Mom You Got a Girl Pregnant – Prank
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Breaking Amish Gets Spin
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Mommy and Daddy ANal in the Living Room – NSFW
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Cat Gets Hamper Surprise
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Frog Does MMA
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Mega Emma Watson Post
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2013

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It amazes me that people can go on living now that Ebert has followed his jaw into the great abyss that is death.

I mean seriously, at 71, this kind of tragedy is unbearable. Society must go into lock down.

His death can’t be a diversion from the Arkansas oil spill and the North Korea crisis.

Don’t believe the hype. Movie Critics don’t matter.

RIP Motherfucker. I always appreciate how you ignored me on twitter. Now life just gave you two thumbs down.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Heidi Klum and her Nipple in a Bikini Saving the Nanny
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This in Amanda Bynes is Amazing News
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Grown Ups 2 Trailer – May Be The Worst Thing Ever
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Tokyo Subway Fail
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Claudia Jordan Sloppy Stomach in her Bikini
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Here is the Drunkest Guy at the Airport
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Joanna Krupa in a Tight Dress
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Beyonce VS Beyonce for Pepsi
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Kimmel Asks the People what YOLO off
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32 Awesome Golf Carts
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25 Casting Fails in TV They Didn’t Expect Us to Ignore
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A Huge Gallery of Leggings and Yoga Pants You’ll Like
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The Rolling Stones are North American Tour!!
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Stop Puppy Mills
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Kitty Vs Milk
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Amy Smart in Leggings
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Justin Bieber in Teen Vogue for the Pedophiles
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Jennifer Metcalfe Hot in a Bikini in Dubai
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Her Name is Jamie Chung and She’s a Babe at a Premiere.
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Here are the Hottest Women from Mad Men
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Isabeli Fontana Hot in a Bikini in Rio
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Valerie van der Graaf Busty Model Mash Up
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Her Name is Casey Connelly and She’s Pretty Fucking Awesome Naked
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Throwback Emily Ratakowski Nude for TREATS
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Kim Kardashian Does the Octomom
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Honest Trailer for Jurassic Park
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Summer is Coming and You Will Too….
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Slash Trolls Michael Jackson
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Would You Fuck Saggy Sally
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I’m Into These Nude Pics of Cisco Tschurtschenthaler
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Jill Martin Fat Tits in a Bikini
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Karlie Kloss is Tall and Skinny in i-D
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Tiffany Selby is a Half Naked, Bikini Clad, Babe in a String Bikini
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Kim Kardashian is taking this “Eating for Two” thing fucking seriously.
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In Case You Missed it Earlier – Here’s Towel Thursday
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Nut Shot Video of the Day
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Dita Von Teese in Lingerie
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Trance Song on Guitar
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Close Up of a Spread Pussy for the Gynecology Enthusiasts
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Lisa Ann May be Old as Fuck But I’ll Still Watch Her Fuck
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Japanese Girls Bang Each Other With Fake Dicks on teh Train
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Anal Creampie
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Cum in Her Face
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Amazing Tits in the Shower
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Weird Couple Sex
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McDonald’s Employee Sucking Tit in the Parking Lot
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College Couple Busted by Roommate
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a Vibe to Fuck Your Bitch
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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2013

04

Apr

Doirth Mous Still Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Dorith Mous is some tall model who has done random photoshoots for various brands and magazines, but who you have probably never heard of. But she’s trying, you know pushing her PR strategy, using her connections in the fashion scene to get shot by Terry Richardson, and by shot I mean by his camera while naked, to get noticed and attention.

I can only assume that he’s also shooting loads in her with his penis, because model pussy is the whole point of being a photographer, getting them drunk and horny, telling them they are pretty and making them look good in pictures to get them lubed up, kinda thing. Not to mention Terry Richardson is top of his game, even if he’s full of shit, and that kind of thing is what makes girls groupie, hoping it will open doors and I’ve noticed her, so it must be working. Good strategy.

Posted in:Dorith Mous|NSFW

2013

04

Apr

Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley Tisdale Hide Their Faces Together of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks.

Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype.

Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares.


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Vanessa Hudgens

2013

04

Apr

Frieda Pinto Slumdog Legs for Grazia India of the Day

Frieda Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire fame, who is dating Dev Patel from Slumdog Millionaire fame and has been for close to a decade, even if she’s theoretically too hot for him, culturally they are the same, and to fuck a white man would just bring up issues with her family, reminding them of when the British ran their country.

I find the whole thing of sticking to your own kind racist. But unlike when white power people do it, it is racism that is never frowned upon. It’s like as a species, we accept that browns want to stick with browns, jews with jews and chinese with chinese, but the second you make a chinese, jew, or brown joke, you’re the fucking devil, meanwhile this Frieda bitch is the fucking racist, cuz she won’t let a Mexican up in her like this was a public bus in her motherland.

What too soon?

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2013

04

Apr

I Miss Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms of the Day

I hate Alyssa Milano and not because she blocked me on social media. And not because she’s 100 years old and a do good mom. And not because she’s struggling in her tight dress showing off her legs. And not because she’s some internet savvy entrepreneur probably making huge fortunes while doing it.

I hate Alyssa Milano because she’s caved into society’s expectations of her. We bullied her for having hairy fucking arms, and she’s reacted by getting laser hair removal on the shit, like a fucking pussy, insecure bitch, who lets bullies push her around, instead of embracing her hairy fucking destiny, and that just shows me that she’s a weak fucking person, who will raise weak fucking kids, and is the reason why bullying is being banned, because these assholes who were bullied, and are too insecure to defend themselves, are running the fucking show.

Bullying makes for stronger people, kills off the weak, and in Alyssa Milano’s case, cleans up her high testosterone levels nicely.

So fuck you bully haters and fuck you Alyssa Milano


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Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2013

04

Apr

Russian News Story of the Day

This can’t be real. I am thinking it is a clip for Russia’s Saturday Night Live and since I’m not from Russia, I’m believing it to be an actual story, because the people they are interviewing are laughing when being interviewed, but it is Russia and weird shit happens there, like this, a story of a man shoving his foot in a guys ass, causing internal bleeding and death.

Real of fake, this story deserves attention cuz it’s hilarious.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

04

Apr

Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day

Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job.

And all it took was showing her tits.

They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

04

Apr

Amy Markham Hot in a Bikini Showing Nipple of the Day

I saw these pictures of Amy Markham yesterday and I felt the need to post them. Not because I know who Amy Markham is, but after much research I have learned that she’s an attention seeking hooker who wears skimpy ass shit bikinis with her tits spilling out because it will draw the attention she wants so badly to her. She’s also been in FHM, GQ and Esquire. She’s also got huge fucking tits, is a smalltown girl from texas, and has worked around the clock to reach global success, global success that before being on a beach with paid papaprazzi showing her nipple, I never heard of…..

She’s garbage, she’s struggling, and that makes her lovely and amazing.


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Posted in:Amy Markham

2013

04

Apr

Kim Kardashian Disgusts Me of the Day

I find it totally fucking insane that people are posting these Kim Kardashian pictures today, because who cares about Kim Kardashian, especially not while walking around pregnant, after taking this whole eating for two cuz she can finally undo her belt buckle shit seriously, looking like a fucking farm animal, that should or would be better off sent to the slaughter house and put out of her bloated Octomom lookin’ misery, but instead sites are saying shit like “look how busty she is”….well she’s fucking pregnant, and massive, and even pre-pregnancy was a fucking pug who liked to get covered in mud…if you know what I mean….

So stop giving her attention, encourage any psycho friends you have to target her, tell North Korea her address so they know where to bomb if they go through with their plans, she’s the fucking worst thing to happen to society. A fucking terrorist, and so is her pussy and whatever evil she has brewing in it.

Or maybe, we as a people could collectively ignore her existence, and then with the magic of no one caring, she’ll do like Paris Hilton and disappear without violence.

Do your party, boycott the Kardashians. THanks.

That’s all I have to say about that….


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian