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2013

27

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am half asleep and don’t know what I am doing, but figured while drunk, that I’d share some of the girls who I am looking at nude, or half nude, who I probably could have gone home with, if the bitches at the bar I was at, weren’t mainly dudes and toothless….

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Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL lauurennnn hips don’t lie…

I went to the stripclub, my new strategy is to make them tell me their life story when they are trying to recruit me into lap dances. That way it makes them feel like they are cheating on their boyfriend/baby daddy, who is sitting at home smoking weed and spending the money she brings home from letting people like me grab at her tits.

It is more real that way.

Brandi Chastain Practices her Swan Dive in a Bikini for Her Shitty Diving Show – The Crotch Shot Edition
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Kim Kardashian Picture of the Day
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Jess Pare Showing Cleavage in LA Confidential Magazine
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Spring Breaker Creeper
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Street Performer in San Francisco
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Topless Chick with Boxing Gloves is Amazing
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A Lot of Pics of Some Babes Bare Back
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A History of Athletes Catching Sexual Assault Charges
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Jessica Sutta is a Former Pussycat Doll with a New Horrible Song – Good Thing She’s Half Naked – Too Bad She’s Thick
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Her Name is Una Healy – Here’s her Upskirt
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Which Ass Would You Fuck First?
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Some Dude Invites Girl to Prom with Song
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Man VS Advertising Board
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Rubiks Cube Solved While Juggling
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This Guy is a Tamborine Hero
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Huge Tits Playing Naked Tennis….More Like Huge Tits Just Naked on a Tennis Court….Huge TITS!
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Fergie Pregnancy Titties
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How Do You Spell DOUCHE BAG?
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Britney Spears Almost Loses Her Bikini Top
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More Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini is Amazing
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Britney Spears Bra-Less
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6 Seconds of Wolverine Released on Vine
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Ashley Greene is a Horrible Tennant
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Dad Falls for the Same Prank Every Year
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Funny Dove Commercial
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Big Tit Fetish Porn Star Naked for Twitter
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DJ Chick in Lace and Slutty
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Founding Father’s Rap – Is Pretty Fucking Horrible
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2009 Nude Pics of Heidi Klum Covered in Chocolate for Easter
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20 Hottest Pics of Kate Brock
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Bill Gates Will Give you 100k to Make a Better Condom
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Bieber Gone Nuts
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The New Mad Men Portraits
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Shania Twain Shittty See Through
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Crystal Hefner is a Classy Hooker Piece of Gold Digging Trash
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Gwyneth Paltrow Erotic Face
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Car Left in Reverse Fail
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Sexy Asian Mud Bath
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Dash Cam Gone Wrong
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Gisele in a Bikini
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Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder Topless and in Fishnets and Shit
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More Katie Price Dressed Like a Horse
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Cop Taser’s a Guy Aggressively
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Gwyneth Paltrow in Shape Magazine
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Some Incredible Roller Skating Skills
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Lesbians Try To Make Each Other Squirt on Cam
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Big Fat Pig Fucking in the Backseat of the Car
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19 Year Old Masturbates on Cam
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Decent Amateur Sex
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Girl Hiding Her Identity Badly
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Hiking into the WIld Pussy
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

26

Mar

Elyse Taylor in Purple of the Day

Elyse Taylor is an awesome model from Australia, the land of cool as fuck, hot as fuck, drunk as fuck women with accents I want to bounce on like a kangaroo with my dick….She was the face of O’Neill last year, she’s done shit for Vogue, Tommy, Estee Lauder…and most importantly…my dick, right now, in these pretty much nude….with bush, my favorite, photos for Purple Magazine……She’s a keeper…the kind of girl I’d mail my sperm to and hope she uses for some pregnancy shit like a lesbian couple…No H8…Prop 8……let’s scissor. I just squirted.

Posted in:Elyse Taylor|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Chanel Iman’s Hot Shoot for Galore Magazine of the Day

Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing hot for some Magazine called Galore, that I’ve never heard of, but that I am glad I have, because these pics are erotic enough for me, like the opening scene of a porn. No nudity, but enough sleaze to pre-mature ejaculate to, provided I didn’t have low testosterone from all the drinking.

That’s all I have to say about that.


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Posted in:Chanel Iman

2013

26

Mar

Britney Spears is in a Bikini of the Day

I can’t deprive you of the Britney Bikini Pics, cuz they are an awesome throwback, but I also can’t post these pics, because the paparazzi who owns them, want to sue me, and hate me. They are from France and total cunts, but then again, that define all paparazzi.

The same paparazzi who were probably hired by, or dating Britney Spears. You know, to leak some hot mom bodied bikini pics, that her shitty mom tits, tits that at one point were rumored to be implants, weird conical implants, tits that sag, tits that are spilling out of her 30+ year old bikini top.

Bikini pics are good for publicity, you know everyone will look at you half naked and either judge, or jerk off, or do both. She knows this. That’s why she’s in Malibu, on a transparent balcony, and not Belize or somewhere private where no one can see in. It’s all a lie, a lie that I liked better when she was losing her fucking mind, fat, unshowered, bald and flashing her genitals.

But I’ll take what I can get, I guess.


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Posted in:Britney Spears

2013

26

Mar

Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day

Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks.

Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper.

Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention….

Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Some Girl in the Saturdays Having a Shitty Upskirt of the Day

I don’t know who The Saturdays are and I really don’t care that they are, or at least one of them is flashing her panties when getting out of a car, because if a no name, even if The Saturdays are an actual name, has an upskirt, she sure as hell better make it pantyless – or sheer, cuz if I can’t see labia, it is like it never happened.

It is a Tree Falls in the Woods, only the paparazzi are there to try to monetize it on a slow day, situation that I’m gonna participate in efforts to spread my mission that upskirts need a little more celebrity or a lot more clit to matter, like I need to see some shiny thick looking fabric that is less revealing than a bathing suit, when girl needs press. Bullshit. This cunt is doing it all wrong, literally.


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Posted in:The Saturdays|Upskirt

2013

26

Mar

Jessica Kingham is the Glamour Model of the Day

Jessica Kingham is really not famous, not even as a Glamour model. She’s been in Loaded, Page 3, Nuts and Zoo, but no one knows who she is.

I’m not from the UK, so I could be wrong, and people may know her tits if they saw them in the VIP room at some cheese-dick club though….

I just base my facts on ignorance and twitter followers.

You see cuz I know sluts, and those sluts all have more followers than her, and they are not published, they just cam, sext and post titty pics all day in exchange for wishful thinking dudes will buy stuff off their amazon wish list.

I mean you’d figure if you’re exposing yourself, both on the internet and in magazines, you’d have more than 15,000 perverts following you waiting for me.

It’s like she’s failed at being an exhibitionist slut, and since I am a hero, I’ve decided to come in and give her a helping hand. Making her the Glamour Model of the Day

Posted in:Jessica Kingham|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Themed Victoria’s Secret Pics of the Day

Marriage is disgusting. The whole prison life sentence concept of marriage is disgusting. Having a fantasy built around girls in wedding night lingerie, especially from Victoria’s secret discount bin is disgusting.

If you’re marrying a bitch who can’t even shell out more that 5 for 20 dollars, midddle of the road suburban underwear on her wedding night underwear, or if you’re marrying a chick in anything but crotchless panties, or no panties, you’ve failed.

For some reason, Miranda Kerr, a married chick, dressed like she’s getting married a second time, cuz she didn’t have enough the first time, is not disgusting.

I guess when it comes to marriage, it’s not so bad if the bear trap is on some other suckers balls and you’re just movin’ in on the pussy while he’s busy avoiding her nagging bitch who he resents marrying ways.

This post has expanded my mind.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

26

Mar

Katie Price Dressed Like a Horse of the Day

Katie Price is a pretty hysterical character that I am glad exists. Not only because she made herself famous for having big, stupid clown tits, but also because she inspired a generation of busty girls to celebrate those tits in hopes of one day being an empire, albeit a trashy, pink, tacky barbie dream house, empire, built on showing titties, and that alone is worth celebrating.

Also worth celebrating, her 5 year anniversary of her equestrian product line, a product line you can assume makes the stuffy horse stable filled with the elite, a much fluffier, gay bar, experience.

The exciting part of the story, is that she got dressed up for the event, in what is both the most appropriate and most ridiculous outfit.

I would have appreciated a little more tit, considering she has a lot of tit to give…or a little more horse tail butt plug to really secure me horse fetish, a fetish that confuses me but sometimes, like this time, a fluffy pink horse costume is all you really need.


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Posted in:Katie Price