Melissa Clarke, like the BLADE RUNNER / WIFE KILLER defied all odds and said to herself “I am tired of busty bitches getting in Page 3 and being Glamour Models”…and she did something about it….and that something was jumping on some Page 3 idol contest that she won….landing her in Page 3 and now in nuts…because like the bionic man running in the olympics….the world is trying to understand how this happened…her A-Cups that I personally love….aren’t supposed to be a Glamour model…save that shit for those ALT Porn sites…but for some reason they are….THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE’VE BUILT OUR EMPIRE ON…..but the people have spoke….so hello Melissa Clarke….how does your dad feel about these pics?
My Valentine’s Day didn’t end in unwanted pregnancy with a stranger like I wanted it to…but only because I never give girls I meet in bars my real name…or phone number….because I don’t need that burden….but deep donw inside I do like giving them more problems than just having sex with me…which in an of itself is almost rock bottom….at least until you find out you’re pregnant from it…then that’s rock bottom….here are some morning links…..
I just went to the grocery store to buy some creamed corn for my romantic candlelit dinner for my fat wife who really only wanted cake….bitches love cake…and I am a romantic…..and know that she’ll pass out from her unstable blood sugar…leaving me to all the single lonely girls I got a taste of buying wine and microwave dinners for one….hilarious how loneliness destroys people…..
Here are some stepLINKS…..
Rachel Weisz Won The ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Premiere GO
Well, Here’s a Shitty and Awful Story to Ruin Everybody’s Valentine’s Day GO
I know Miley is marketed as hick….instead of the bratty cunt celebrity with too much money and a bad attitude that is overshadowed by her tight little body I love staring at because getting her pregnant would be gold…for both my penis and my financial situation…..
So it would only make sense that she had her security go after a black paparazzi….and even he says “They always go after the black guy”….cuz guess what…they do….that is the injustice in our society run by the oppressive whites….
I like Cintia Dicker…even if I am one of the only ones…cuz she’s been in the game a long time…but only has 5,000 followers on twitter….meaning I am more famous than her….if your idea of fame is how many twitter followers you have….which my happens to be my idea of fame…cuz that’s all I have….
Cintia Dicker is a bikini and lingerie model…all red headed and exciting to me, someone who has never had sex with a red head, but who has always wanted to, because orange pubic hair, despite making me sick to my stomach in High School, is something I covet…and need to experience before I die…because I have realized that hating on a pussy hair color is just crazy….while all pussy hair deserves to be treated equal…and not fear being grown out..because society says you must be dark or not the color of an orange….contrasting weirdly against a bright pink pussy….in what would clash horribly if it was a pant and jacket…..but it isn’t and I want it…and here she is awesome for SI….even if she has no nipples…it is the Christian way.
To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK
Stella Hudgens knows she’s got some big underage nude shoes to fill….thanks to her Disney Sister and her seedy celeb poptart ass….an ass that went viral because she didn’t shave her pussy like other girls her age…an age that turned out to be 17 when her lawyers had to figure out a strategy to get the shit off the fucking internet….and I guess as the younger sister, she’s gotta go bigger and harder…and in order to do that…you gotta do your stretches…and luckily..I’m hear to spot…you know so no one gets hurt in the making of this social media hit…
Jessica Michibata is half Argentine and half Japanese model I have never heard of but wish I had so that I could have masturbated to her the last 10 velentine’s days, but instead, I’ve only found out about her today…cuz I don’t keep track of who F1 Drivers have sex with, or who Tag Heurer put in their ads….but for some reason I pay attention to who Esquire gets half naked in their magazines….cuz apparently it is worth paying attention to…this girl is awesome.
Caprice Bourret, also known as Caprice…is pushing 45…..so I am not entirely sure if these are recent pics of her or not…but they say that they are and that’s good enough for me….someone who remembers her in FHM and Sports Illustrated in the 90s…..an era where she also released a shitty one hit wonder song cuz she was at the peak of her fame and with that comes an arrogance…..that humiliation and failure isn’t an option when clearly it is….unless of course you are like me and base your level of success on how hot your body is in a bikini….even into your old lady, dry vagina, menopausal years…
Irina Shayk is pretty amazing as far as half naked, Russian gold diggers, who have made their way into the mainstream modeling world go….I mean she’s built like a mail order bride you’d pay a premium for….a stripper you’d have to wait in line to get a lap dance from….as close to perfection as they get…and now she’s making millions, with fans….thanks to the penis she allegedly puts inside her….that opened so many doors for her…so girls, when they say don’t fuck your boss, they are lying, you should fuck anything that helps you get ahead….that’s your competitive advantage in being a girl…
To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK
I think it is safe to say that I would like Miley Cyrus to be my Valentine, so that I can K-Fed her…and live happily ever after, with or without her….you know that she’s the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but only for her to sing them and make money with them making me royalties that will add to my alimony revenue….you know the next great American love story about a poor, old, fat drunk and a young tight starlet….odd couple aligned thanks to destiny for the soul purpose of me spending her money, and wearing her thighs as a scarf, not because I am cold, but because I like the view….you know true fucking love…using her to get ahead…the way it’s meant to be….
I may just be overreacting cuz of her titty hanging out of her shirt….