Anyone ever jerk off to Figure Skating? I have.
Posted in:Sasha Cohen
- SFW
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2012
21
Dec
Arnold Schwarznegger Christmas of the Day
What the fuck is this – and why is it only going viral today…it is amazing…and I am glad it fucking happened….or was dug up and put out there…Gets me in the holiday spirit..even though I’m already knee deep in it.
If you want Christmas Spirit – check out the VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Posted in:Arnold Schwarznegger
2012
21
Dec
Kate Moss Bikini Pics of the Day
I have a crush on Kate Moss…because her ass is like some kind of ancient ruin and I am not just saying that cuz I have Mayans on the brain, I am saying that because, It is old, well traveled and the scars and stories you find on and in it are mysterious…shit scientists need to explore and all I want to do is taste test it….cuz that’s the only kind of scientific research I’m good at…
Here she is – and I think I see nipple – Shocking
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Posted in:Kate Moss
2012
21
Dec
Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
21
Dec
Stacey Keibler’s Obscure Possible Bikini for Instagram Pic of the Day
I do not know if this is Stacey Keibler in a bikini or her friend…but it is two girls in a hammock – gold digging – living the good life cuz they fuck A-Listers…probably at the same time – cuz you gotta make him think you are worth knocking up….and if anyting – even if this is her in a bikini – this is hardly erotic – but you know what – I’ll post it anyway – cuz it’s fucking Christmas
Posted in:Stacey Keibler
2012
21
Dec
Alex Morgan Bikini Ass of the Day
Here’s a little muscular Olympic gold winning ass….all strong enough to ride your dick…belonging to Alex Morgan in a bikini and I don’t mind it…because a little muscles never hurt anyone…especially when they are comfortable with their sexuality and appreciate a woman who tones her body in ways that make her ability to bounce on your dick like it was a squat machine all that really matters….
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Posted in:Alex Morgan
2012
21
Dec
Emma Clare Gabrielsen in a Topless B&W Photoshoot of the Day
Emma Clare Gabrielsen doesn’t exist on the internet and thus doesn’t exist in life…because internet is life…we’re all a bunch of robots who communicate through screens…but I guess she’s making effort to make her mark cuz she’s a NEW Model nude modeling.
Posted in:Emma Clare Gabrielsen|NFSW
2012
21
Dec
Billie Faiers Huge Tits for NUTS UK of the Day
Billie Faiers is some UK reality show star with some big tits that she’s putting on blast in Nuts UK…that I appreciate looking at…but not because I am in love with big tits everywhere…but because her Stepfather was arrested for fraud and she stood by him, tried to use her big titty celebrity to help him with, and that’s my kind of girl….gotta have your stepfather’s back in this world that is so against us stepfathers…
Here are her big tits.
Posted in:Billie Faiers
2012
21
Dec
Candice Boucher’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day
Candice Boucher is South African model who like Candice Swanepoel and other other South African models…statistically is seriously high risk for being HIV Positive….but unlike Candice Swanepoel, she did Playboy in April 2010 and now does gutter lingerie catalog shoots, instead of the prestigious, mainstream, top of the barrel lingerie shoots Candice Swanepoel does….and all this to say…I think I should move to South Africa…because they have enough bikini and lingerie models to satisfy my needs.
Posted in:Candice Boucher
2012
21
Dec
Ava Smith Subtle Nipple of the Day
Ava Smith is a model and in being a model no one has ever heard of…she’s posing for some bullshit…with some nipple that can be seen through some lace and that’s good enough for me to bother paying attention to her…cuz I guess my mother never breast fed me as a child…she was too busy turning tricks for the white man and nipples excite me…
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