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2012

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the night hanging with pornstars, criminals, and pugs…and it was an all around amazing time….but that was probably just because you weren’t there…and I love when you aren’t there…cuz I hate you….but that’s only because you never send me pics of half naked girls in their DRUNKENSWEATSHOP SHIRT

Here are some Morning LINKS….

WHEN PHOTOCOPIERS ATTACK! – VIDEO
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Guy Shoots His Girlfriend Because She Said Zombies Could Never Happen. Sounds Reasonable
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Drunk Tarzan Rope Swing is Probably Never a Good Idea
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LOL Animals of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Has Added Stalking to Her List of Crazy
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The 25 Most Pause-Worthy Children’s Toys
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Free Cam Shows for Your Friday. (NSFW)
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These Lesbians Are Squirters (NSFW)
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Stoners Celebrate Legal Weed at the Space Needle: the Instagram Photos
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Ashley C is is Sexy in Lingerie (NSFW)
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Twas the Night Before Christmas – VIDEO
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2012

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

You know what doesn’t matter…This doesn’t matter…None of this matters…except for the VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE and these links…these links fucking matter…they change lives and get me sex…you should try them sometime…

Are you ready for 12/12/12 12:12:12 ? It’s coming.

End of the world.

Demi Moore Just Reached a New Level of Pathetic
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Ahhhhhhh Anythig Super Mario is Amazig – VIDEO
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Motocycle Cop Vs Speedbump
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Rose McGowan – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Crazy Football/Soccer Tricks…
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Mariah Carey’s Big Old Tits
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Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Beach Bunny Swimwear
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I totally Have a Thing for Isla Fisher
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The CBS CEO Hates Angus T. Jones
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Raylene Richards is an Adorable Blonde Who Isn’t Shy
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Renata is a Super Sexy Red Head (NSFW)
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Is There A Safe Haven From The Coming Apocalypse?
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know How to Satisfy Your Urges
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INCEST PORN SHOCKER—Dad & Daughter Have Baby & Sold Lesbian Sex Tapes: Cops
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What Every Lady Wants For Christmas (TRUST ME)
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Mommy is Masterbating… (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Was in Another Shitty Movie – VIDEO
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Behind the Scenes with Melissa Debling and Jodie Gasson (NSFW)
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Naomi Campbell Topless with Kate Moss in Interview Russia (NSFW)
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Jessica Biel in a Slightly See Thru Gown Without a Bra (SITE NSFW)
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Judd Amatow is Living Up His Own Ass
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Ariel Winter’s Mom Shows Pimp Mama Kris Up And Then Some
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HERE’S SOME ANCHORMAN 2 GOSSIP!
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The 13 Most Lovable TV Alcoholics
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Alexis Adams is Fine By Me (NSFW)
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How Children React to Injustice!
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Baby Joins Street Performer
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Jennifer Hudson Less Fat – Not Naked
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Now THESE Are the Girls of the Year
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Oh, You Know, Just a Regular Old RV Boat. Wait, What?
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Lookig Good Sweetheart
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Tori Black Makes Damn Good Use Of Twitter
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Magician Sets Host on Fire, Whoops (SITE NSFW)
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Billionaire Computer Anti-Virus Programmer John McAfee Finally Popped In Guatemala For Murder Of His Friend In Belize
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Sera is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The Time She Broke Some Dudes Nose with Her Pussy
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Supermodels Catwalked Around Off The Runway Yesterday
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Sexy Little Webcam Flasher
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LILO VS. AMANDA BYNES: WHOSE CRAZY WOULD MAKE FOR A BETTER TV SHOW?
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Mel Gibson ‘May Reach Out’ To Lindsay Lohan Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong There?
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Twas the Night Before Christmas
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Horrible Soccer Kick
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Eva Longoria is a Whore for GQ Mexico
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The Killers Have a Creepy Christmas Song…
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Hot Amateur Webcam Fuck
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Cops Jerking Off Dudes
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Hot Blonde with Dead Eyes Porn
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Birthday Girl Fetish Video
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Asian Girl Gets Groped
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

06

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Thong for Instagram of the Day


The highlight of the Victoria’s Secret informercial was not Candice Swanepoel sucking the dick of the corporation for making her matter…pretty much saying she owed her life to them like a scared battered wife…

But it was listening to her talk…cuz that accent just makes her that much better….and trust me that’s saying a lot coming from me…cuz I hate when models talk…it takes away from their whole being half naked modeling where they belong..

She posted this ass shot to instagram…reminding us that her body fucking matters….and she’s better at doing Victoria’s Secret catalog pics than Victoria’s Secret…cuz Victoria’s Secret despite selling thongs…can’t showcase thongs…INSANE but not as insane as how good this is…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

06

Dec

Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson posted some pics of Miranda Kerr dressed in some flannel crop top shit to his instagram and being the troll that I am…I wrote something like “My first wife was wearing the same outfit as that the night she was high on meth and shot herself in the face in the backroom at the stripclub”….to which everyone ignored me…

Story of my fucking life…but here are some pics of Miranda Kerr looking relatively amazing…at least compared to my dead wife when she was wearing the same outfit….and now like Terry Richardson and Miranda Kerr…you can ignore me.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

06

Dec

I Think Rose McGowan Looks Good of the Day

It seems like the news of the day…or the highlight of the day…or the shit everyone is talking about today…is Rose McGowan’s face…being a little fucked up looking thanks to plastic surgery or botox she’s likely addicted to…that all started after a car accident..but I think she looks lovely…like a delicate flower…that needs to be cared for by me…

I’m not saying that because she told me I was an asshole and that I should be nicer before blocking me on facebook…you know tender words that made me feel loved and appreciated…

I’m saying that because at 40, she’s still got it going on, and she will forever be the great tits from the 90s I masturbated to….

I also like how she’s DRESSED FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON ….like a present I’d want under my tree…but then again…I’d pretty much want her everywhere I can get her….She’s a serious babe…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2012

06

Dec

Jessica Biel’s Got a Good Dress of the Day


Here’s a little Jessica Timberlake…who held out for years to be Jessica Timberlake….cuz you know in the 8 years they were “dating”….Justin Timberlake was at his peak…where he was off having his own REINDEER GAMES ….and I guess when you suck up jealousy and let your man do whatever it is they want to do while you sit at home hoping to get acting work…they decide “shit, I’ll stick it out with this one, even give her the baby she wants, cuz she doesn’t fucking annoy me like all the other jealous bitches out there”…reminding girls everywhere…to let your man fuck other girls…cuz it will make them love you more….

That said, Jessica Biel’s doing a good job making me appreciate her for more than a really fit and muscular body…as she wears this dress braless, probably with pasties..but suggestive enough to make me think I can see her full tit and that’s something fucking magical… TIS THE FUCKING SEASON

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2012

06

Dec

Magdalena Frackowiak Hot For Terry Richardson of the Day


Magdalena Frackowiak is some 26 year old polish model…and I am not even sure if this is her or not…I just saw her in her little dainty, lovely bra top that I want to lick until it dissolves…..and figured it must be….cuz I’ve DONE POSTS ON HER BEFORE …and she makes me wish communism was still in affect, and that leaving her country was next to impossible, giving me hope that I run across her in the human sex trade…but now I’ve got no hope… she’s too important and high profile…and rich…but at least I’ve got the pics…whether these cute ones I find erotic…or tits and ass and tits

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2012

06

Dec

Kelly Brook’s Lingerie Colllection for Christmas of the Day


Tis the fucking Season to get your wife, love, girl you have a crus on at the coffee shop, a suggestive gift to make her feel sexy, have sex with you, or just get creeped the fuck out by you, but hopefully won’t report you to the authorities, because you like that coffee shop…and it’s part of your routine…..and Kelly Brook, opportunist, who figured out at her young age that Tits get hits…and shit’s worked out pretty nicely for her…life lesson to all the busty girls out there….

She’s promoting her lingerie…the best way she can…cuz tits get hits..and make for a Good fucking time that I am willing to endorse…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

06

Dec

Mike Tyson is Amazing of the Day

I love listening to Mike Tyson in interviews…talking all kinds of insanities…that are likely truths…because dude’s at the stage of bi-polar disorder, with a criminal record, where he doesn’t really have much to lie about or hide…

He’s not an actor, he knows he called his bitch a pig and that he beat her up…I mean he’s the Heavyweight Champion of the fucking world..what did she fucking expect….

So hearing about how he was fucking his wife during their divorce cuz she thought he was a bad bad man…only to catch Brad Pitt fucking her….leads to nothing but good times..

Posted in:Mike Tyson

2012

06

Dec

Karlie Kloss in Victoria’s Secret Underwear of the Day

I am posting this because I haven’t been fucking raped, bombarded, alienated, and manipulated by Victoria’s Secret the last 3 weeks as they ramp up their Holiday advertising spend..I haven’t had enough of their half naked amazing looking models shoved down my throat in pictures…making me want to shove my dick down their throat in real life…leaving me with a printer out of ink and a dick full of paper cuts…from trying to make that happen….

The Victoria’s Secret goal…is that every fucking tree in America has at least one item from these evil motherfuckers…and the more they pump out girls like this half naked…the more likely that’s just what’s gonna happen…

This is Karlie Kloss..and if you’re wondering where she is today…her instagram says “Hello, Miami”….for art basel…now that I’ve planted the seed of your stalking…while Victoria’s Secret has planted the seed of your stocking with their stockings…..my job here is done…

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Posted in:Karlie Kloss