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2012

28

Nov

Maryna Linchuk Bikini in Miami of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model…and that really makes a fucking difference in the grand scheme of staring at her in a bikini…on the beach..in Miami…as does her being the face of Miss Dior Cherie….and in ads for Gap, H&M, Versace….and even walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…like it fucking matters…when looking at her in a bikini….cuz you see…she’s a fucking babe in a bikini…I don’t need to see her awards, accalades, or bank account….and I don’t need to talk to her management….to stare at her in a fucking bikini….I just have to stare at her in a bikini….see how this works here? Easy.


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2012

28

Nov

Kamila Mackowiak Modeling Sleepwear of the Day

Kamila Mackowiak is some Playboy looking chick who has been in Playboy Poland…which I hear they print on recycled tires…and in public bathroom walls…cuz that’s just the kind of budget they have….

I guess she’s got big dreams of being in Playboy Germany, and Playboy Mexico and one day…if she’s lucky…making an appearance in actual Playboy….

Playboy….a magazine that is so starved for content…any webcam girl or girl willing to show her tits is now a model to keep their members happy…in some glorified stripper shit….that used to be prestigious to be a part of…where the girls were actually quality…now they are just gutter…and Playboy Poland is their fucking armpit…

But that said, this Kamila Mackowiak, with her fake tits and fake hair, fake tan and fake lips bring the sleepwear….sleepwear girls I get with never actually wear….unless it is valentines day and they are trying to be adventurous….because for the most part…it’s just fucking sweatpants and sleep apnea in my bed….making me think clothes like this are just fucking mocking me….here are the pics.

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2012

28

Nov

Mariah Carey Tits for X-Mas of the Day

Tis the fucking season for fat chicks singing with their tits hanging out for the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ…where we are encouraged to spend our money and get in debt and do all things totally unchristian for Christmas….like masturbate to this harlot as people make amazing commentary to her performance……

I love the Holidays….Seriously….

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2012

28

Nov

Morning Hangover of the Day

Writing “You are such a strong woman – you inspired me to leave my abusive husband ” is my new favorite thing to do on Instagram profiles and thus in life…since Instagram is life….thanks to all the inspiring women on it…

Here are some morning links…

Oh You Know, Just Petter a Tiger, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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The Vacuum Cleaner Man Has Seen This Lady’s Tits. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Emily Blunt is Blonde and I Like It
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10 Year Old Girl is Ripping It On the Drums – VIDEO
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Amanda Seyfried in Some Photoshoot
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Miranda Kerr is Wearing a Short Skirt and I Like It
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Super Sexy Brunette is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Charge: Woman Screws Lottery Winner of Millions, Buries Him under Concrete
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Well Hello Brooke Marks (NSFW)
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Cee Lo and the Muppets Are Gettin Down – VIDEO
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2012

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Getting girls pregnant with my mouth is always an adventure

Ringing in the holiday season with cold sores…cuz that is just the kind of girls I attract….and love…and save….

I am a hero…..

Lara Bingle is Awesome in Miami!
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Well It’s Official: Herein Lies the Stupidest Baby Name EVER
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Petting a Tiger
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Man Survives Fall So He Tries it Again – Welcome to Russia
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Leighton Meester Slut for Flaunt
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Jennifer Lawrence Grabbing A Handful Of Wet Tit
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Gabriel Aubrey’s Face is REAL Fucked Up of the Day
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The 25 Coolest Hitmen In Movies
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Lacey Chabert Is Busting Out Of Her Bra
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Erin Andrews Has An Okay Instagram
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Have Some Jordan Carver on the Rocks (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Ohhh Cha Cha! (NSFW)
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The 10 Hottest Photos of Maria Susana Flores Gamez
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Babe and a Sex Toy, It’s Just That Simple (NSFW)s
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Leighton Meester Was in Some Photoshoot – GALLERY
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Lyla Ashby is More to Love, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini on Nashville (SITE NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ellen Pompeo Has Pokies, Check It Out (SITE NSFW)
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Princess Kate Dullness Watch
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Jennifer Lawrence is in a Wet Suit
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The 7 Most Terrifying Water Attractions in the World
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I probably Wouldn’t Fuck This Chick’s Face
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Insurance Scam Fail Compilation
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Voice of an Angel
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Fingerboard Champion of the World
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Zoey is One Hot Red Head (NSFW)
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Slutty Game of Twister! Yesssss! (NSFW)
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And MORE Jennifer Lawrence
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The Best of Celebs Breast
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Close Call With a Train, Whoa! – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Harmony Rose is Down on All Fours
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When Ass Implants Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Michaela Rose and Her Friend Get It On (NSFW)
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Pixie Geldof Models Her Nice Titters (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is Looking Hot as Always
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And Now Some Lesbian Tit Licking (NSFW)
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Watch Scarlett Johansson Do the Weather – VIDEO
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Amanda Bynes Delusion Watch of the Day
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A Fat Pussy Upskirt Courtesy Of Nicole Scherzinger
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Boy Meets World 2
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The Lost Choir
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Close Call With a Train
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Amanda Seyfried Gives Boners in Vanity Fair
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Slow Motion Stomach Cumshots – Artistic
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Hairy Asian Creampie Pussy Porn is the Best
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

27

Nov

Berenice Marlohe for Omega of the Day

Berenice Marlohe is the new Bond girl…and I guess it is only natural for the corporate sponsor and possible producer of the James Bond franchise…Omega Watches….to run a campaign with her….a campaign that is semi-erotic, half naked, totally suggestive that girls will fuck you if you wear a 10,000 dollar watch….but more importantly a campaign that will never be sold for this site…cuz Omega are snobby motherfuckers…who only like their pornography in fashion magazines and not smutty blogs…ruining my dreams of my private jets…but reminding me that I don’t need a private jet to jerk off to pics….

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2012

27

Nov

Paz Dela Huerta Nipples in the Parking Lot of the Day


I am as big a fan of Paz dela Huerta as she is of party drugs…all night dance parties…and acting like a weird, unshowered party kid hipster….which is pretty fucking cumbersome…maybe even overwhelming….and definitely…huge….

I am not sure why she’s fat…either too much coke or not enough coke…you know coming off coke and replacing it with food…or jacked on coke and bloating…but I know it’s pretty funny…..but only because she doesn’t give a fuck…that’s all part of the hipster party girl crackhead image that turns me on much about her….I mean these tits have been exposed at parties, in magazines, on TV, in movies, with countless men…who the fuck cares if they are exposed in public…not Paz dela Huerta…but definitely me…I totally care…cuz this pic is AWESOME.


TO SEE MORE OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS AND AMAZING…CLASSY AND ELEGANT…..LOVELY AND DELICATE….CLEAN AND TENDER….PAZ CHANGING IN A DRIVEWAY LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON WHO HAS FALLEN THE FUCK OFF….
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2012

27

Nov

Demi Lovato Inspires With Her New Tattoo of the Day


As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like…..

Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic….

Praise Jesus…Martinez

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

27

Nov

Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing…

Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved…

I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…

Posted in:Michea Crawford

2012

27

Nov

Jenny McCarthy’s Staged Workout Pics of the Day

No idea what these are for…or when they are from…but I know two things…

The first is that I love fit girls…they are just more fun to look at that sloppy girls…or girls who are anorexic…even though anorexics are too weak to run…and sloppy girls are too down and out to say no to any willing penis…while fit girls, all jacked on endorphines and confidence and overall health and well being…are look down on my kind…but that doesn’t me I can stare at them in action….

The second is that I guess this is how Jenny McCarthy keeps busy, stays relevant, justifies her fake tits that made her a millionaire, when she’s not making Austistic babies….or tending to the ones she already has….

I’m a fan.


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