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2012

27

Nov

Christina Milian Lookin’ Alright for Bello Magazine of the Day

Christina Milian is my kind of mom….one who understands the importance of bouncing back into shape after having a kid…because no one..especially in her line of work…wants to see or hire a chunky mom…except maybe Weight Watchers….at least that’s what Jessica Simspon has taught us….

Seeing her posing with her big ol’ mom tits like this was pre-birth…back when she was just a poptart with a dream to get knocked up by a huge rapper and producer behind such hits as Justin Bieber…inspires….at least one person….who really really like Christina Milian….

Unfortunately, that person isn’t me…but I’ll post the pics anyway…I got nothing better to do.

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2012

27

Nov

Nina Agdal Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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NINA AGDAL is the victim of my bullying…but I don’t mean any actual harm when I say she’s got the face of a Downs Syndrome baby…I just say that cuz her face is definitely not her best feature…but it isn’t getting in the way of her shooting bikinis for SI….or countless other campaigns for lingerie companies that have stemmed from that….reminding girls to not let anything hold them back…but more importantly..that all that matters is their rockin’ bodies…and awesome tits…

So here’s Nina modeling lingerie…again…it’s what she do….

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2012

27

Nov

Hannah May’s Naked for Rebecca Naen of the Day

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Hannah May is my new nude model girlfriend…she just doesn’t know it yet…but I do and that’s all that matter…I figure she’s got a solid 800 follower on twitter…now’s my chance to romance her and send her love letters letting her know that her efforts as a nude model haven’t gone unnoticed…you see cuz like an actual celebrity…the nudes…should take her to a whole other level of importance..and that’s what I bring to the relationship…eager readers ready to masturbate to her…and talk about her with their friends on second life cuz it’s their first life….while she’s brings the tits…good girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend….

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2012

27

Nov

Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

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You’d think we’d get bored of ENIKO MIHALIK you know always taking her high fashion body and posing naked with it…I mean how many times can we see her amazing tits in amazing places doing amazing things in amazing pictures shot by amazing photographers…

In a….I mean once or twice…but her nudity catalog is deep and has been going on for years…and it’s just so draining to look at this…Again with the nudity Eniko…you one trick pony…I mean really….

But we don’t get bored….because naked pics…even when seen the 1000th time still inspire erections….

If anything, her nudity is the only reason I want to have her babies…dripping off my face.

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2012

27

Nov

Jessica Chastain Half Naked for GQ of the Day

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I didn’t know who Jessica Chastain was…or why she was posing her lovely orange head that means she has orange pubic hair…that reminds me that I’ve never tasted Orange pubic hair…cuz orange Pubic hair used to make me gag back when I had the chance to eat it…all jacked up on a whiter than white freckled background with bright red labia in contrast to the pale…making it a mess I didn’t want to explore until I got older and weirder….

But it turns out that she went from being in 1 movie in 2010…to being in 11 movies in 2011…one of which called The Help that she was nominated for an Oscar for….

If that’s not some “Sold my sole to the devil” shit..I don’t know what is…cuz going from out of work…extra on Law and Order…to super star…makes no fucking sense….

But what does make sense is staring at her half naked pics as she’s posing in GQ…

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2012

27

Nov

Sophie Howard’s Retirement Photoshoot of the Day

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My girl MadamMeow notified me of this crisis…tragedy….end of the fucking world situation….Sophie Howard has retired from being a Glamour Model…because like every stripper who feels objectified and that they’ve peaked creatively in their field…she’s decided to ride her undeserved money into the sunset until realizing that it was way easier just showing her tits…coming back to that is inevitable..unless of course she marries a rich “Footballer” like the rest of the UK sluts….

Apparently these were shot a year ago….published this month…an end of an era to anyone who knows who Sophie Howard is…and doesn’t realize that google will bring up titties past…that are probably better versions of her….reminding me to thank her for giving up instead of holding on…long after it is too late….

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2012

27

Nov

Torrie Wilson’s on the Beach in a White Bikini of the Day

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Torrie Wilson is some has-been wrestler, retired since 2008, irrelevant to the general public since 1975….but she’s probably got fans…people are into this wrestling shit…and they are generally weird people who not letting go of the glory days or the girls they masturbated to in those glory days….is likely one of the more normal things they do….

As far as I’m concerned she looks like a fake titty stripper with fake stripper hair and fake stripper tan despite being out in the sun in a bikini….a bikini that is really the only reason I am posting about her….cuz I’m really not into this shit…but I am into girls in bikinis…I’m so torn…how will I got on…

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2012

27

Nov

Gisele Sucking Finger for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when hiring him and paying him his 100,000 dollar a day rate….

I figure at least one of you cares about the “vagina” who has the babies of your favorite QB….or maybe…just maybe you’re like me and fascinated in figuring out if those tranny rumors about her are true….as a lot of clues would make you think it was true…from her hard facial features, to being Brazilian and in the hub of trannies…to getting fired froM Victoria’s Secret…to the fact that Tom Brady has spent the better part of his life in locker rooms with naked men…but whether it is true or not…she’s still hot enough for me to look at…and who I am to discriminate against a babe because of her genitals….

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2012

27

Nov

Some Model Named Marcela Vivan in a Hot Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Marcela Vivan is a model who looks pretty good in harnesses…for fashion…reminding me something that I didn’t need to be reminded…and that is that fashion is almost as pornographic as pornography…but marketed in a way that it is luxury…confusing the fuck out of me…but that I am not complaining about…because as it turns out…fashion is my porn…

Her name is Marcela Vivan…she’s Brazilian…and lovely…no idea who she is being shot for or by…and none of that matters…cuz all I care about right now are her boobs….in fetish gear….for fashion…

The whole thing is ridiculous…but so lovely…cuz real fetish models…are way more broken than aspiring models…and as much as I like broken women in my everyday life…I far prefer hot bodied models who don’t realize they work in porn…cuz they are usually easier on the eyes….like this Marcela Vivan….

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2012

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As it turns out – not leaving your house for 5 days to watch girls on webcam is in fact living life to the fullest…fuck actual human interaction…or adventure…travel or interpersonal relationships – my wife made me hate that…happiness comes from a computer screen and sluts….I mean it works for me so it will probably work for you. Cuz I am everyone and everyone is me.

Here are some morning links!!

50 Hottest Femmes Fatales of All Time
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Terrifying Ghost in an Elevator Prank in Brazil
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3 500 000 People Watching Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie is Probably 2 999 998 More Than I Thought Would To Be Honest
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Claudia Romani Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Black Friday, The Japanese Way
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If I’m Posting About Tyra Banks It’s Obviously Been a Slow Morning
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Photos of Bond Girls: Then and Now
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Tuesday To Us All
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And Now, The Smallest Bikini Ever (NSFW)
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Charge: Grinchy Salvation Army Exec Stole $2 Million in Christmas Toys
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Whitney Rose is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Pranking on Black Friday – VIDEO
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