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2012

26

Nov

Lucy Pinder is Busty in an Unknown Shoot of the Day

This post is dedicated to Glamour Model fighter….Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame in the UK….

Like I said earlier today…..it is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.

All this to say…Travis is weird.

Here’s Lucy Pinder in some bra shoot that is unknown…but lovely enough for me to stare at….

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2012

26

Nov

Anastasia Bondarenko Topless Photoshoot for Paul Morel of the Day

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I saw these pics of Anastasia Bondarenko…a model I never heard of…but am glad that I have now…cuz she’s a funny story…along with being awesome …especially when topless…

Her birth name….is Nastya….her agency changed it to more digestible in the American Market Anastasia….in some kind of rebrand cuz Nastya….means a whole lot more to us English people…that probably isn’t really good for branding a naked fashion model….

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2012

26

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger’s Classic Upskirt of the Day

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Good Old Fashioned – Getting Out of the car…Panty Flash….good thing she tucked..

Get it cuz she’s got a tranny face….and is so liberal with her panties like a tranny….trying to overcompensate their woman act…to make us believe she’s not a tranny…all thanks to a little tape and well planned paparazzi timing…

Not that she’s a tranny…at least not by my requirements…the tits and the illusion of being a woman…is more than enough for me….it’s not gay if they have long hair….

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2012

26

Nov

Anne V Still On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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Bikini and lingerie models are fun…because they are professional bikini wearers…which makes looking at them on the beach in a bikini casually and for free…you know on their off time way more spectacular….because normal girls are totally inefficient at parading around half naked…that’s why these girls get paid the big money right? It’s like watching a pro athlete play his sport recreationally…or some shit…or maybe it’s not all that spectacular at all…especially not for someone who likes seeing all girls half naked…especially knowing Adam Levine and his horrible music was inside this vagina…making her almost disgusting to look at…or maybe I’m just lost in that untoned stomach…she needs to step up her bikini model game…cuz we’ve seen her WAY BETTER THAN THIS ….I guess it’s the off season….

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2012

26

Nov

Natasha Poly Turns Me On in Madame Figaro of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….

She’s 27, started modeling in 2004, and is married…which kinda makes her fucking boring…at least to me…cuz rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….you see I like my girls more broken…especially when they have similar beginnings as her…

It was 1985, in communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 15, because both her parents died in a work camp of hypothermia, our heroine joined the sex trade….where she worked for the Russian mob….suckin’ dick…

Is far better than, she was scouted and a milionaire at 18…

But I’ll still look at her posing in pictures wearing lacy things….cuz she’s lovely…

Especially Since She’s Done FULL FRONTA SHOOTS BEFORE ….

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2012

26

Nov

Hannah May’s Big Boobs for Bambi Magazine of the Day

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I have never heard of Hannah May and either has many people – cuz she’s only got 800 followers on twitter…but that doesn’t mean she’s not relevant, now, important, a human…it just means the masses aren’t familiar with her rockin’ fuckin’ tits she brings out in photoshoots….I mean…what the fuck does it matter how many twitter followers you fucking have to determine your worth…life isn’t a popularity contest…and some of the most significant people in the world probably don’t even use twitter that seriously…like this Hannah May model babe…cuz these tits…are fucking amazing…maybe even super heroes that I’d like to have give me mouth to mouth after I drown on them….and no one seems to give a fuck about her….or her updates…remninding us that some good things aren’t ruined by the internet….

Here she is topless in Bambi Magazine…whatever the fuck that is…

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2012

26

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Campaign No One Cared About for Bobo of the Day

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People…mainly creepy perverts like you…love Olivia Wilde…even though she’s weak…and got herself a stupid fake name from an obvious character in literature…that is a sign of her insecurities…cuz she wasn’t confident enough to stand by her actual last name COCKBURN ..but then again…insecure girls are the only reason I get laid….and really who wanted to be named COCKBURN…especially when you have a vagina…cuz the imagery is just fucking evil on any cock that wants to climb up inside her…

Well it turns out she did this campaign in September and no one gave a shit…so I’m posting it 2 months later….for all you fairweather fans…cuz I think she looks alright in it…sure she’s not in her bra for a movie role in it…but looks good none the less ….

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2012

26

Nov

Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day

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This post is dedicated to my man Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame….

Which is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.

All this to say…Travis is weird.

Here’s Lacey Banghard’s 2013 Calendar for those of us who like topless girls…

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2012

26

Nov

Miley Cyrus is 20 of the Day

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The biggest news of the week…that took a backseat to Thanksgiving…because people care more about their vacation, time off, vacation, family time, football watching, turkey eating, good times, more than tracking some poptart…celebrity trash who I really appreciate’s birthday….but in the event you didn’t know…and don’t care…cuz you’re too busy living your own life…which is totally crazy to me…considering you are supposed to forget your own life for a minute and focus on these people who don’t care about you….that’s the American Way….

That said it was Miley Cyrus’ 20th birthday….not quite a girl…not yet a woman…no longer a teeen…but still genetically modified thanks to Disney….now 20….

In case you were wondering, I wasn’t invited to her birthday party.

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2012

26

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My weekened started in a seedy whore house that ended up kicking me out because I was with 5 people…2 over their limit to avoid gangbangs….and it ended-ripping Lines of EVERYDAYENERGY with Models Ariel Rebel and Veronica Vice for a Very Merry Stepfather X-Mas….

Then I came down watching Lohan throw her career away in Liz and Dick…rocking out on Twitter trying to save the poor girl from bad people who give her bad advice and a bad public that will shit on all she does…despite her awesome tits….before crashing…the…fuck…out…prepping for her suicide…

What were you doing….

Here are some morning links…

Ten Signs That She is CRAZY – VIDEO
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Coked Up Messed Got to Stick Together, Right?
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Jennifer Lawrence is in a Bikini
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When Electroshock Therapy Goes WRONG – VIDEO
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Best Dressed Babes: Who Would You Rather?
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The 10 Most Typecast Actors of All Time
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Horny Momm Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Hot Babes
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Mondy Robinson is Super Sexy
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Bring on the Gangnam Style Christmas Lights – VIDEO
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Follow Motherpugger on Instagram if you Like Pugs
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