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2012

19

Nov

Behati Prinsloo and Candice Swanepoel are Model Friends of the Day


These are my kind of best friends ever…that I am sure are not actually best friends…but they play best friends in social media…because in reality they probably can’t stand each other, are jealous of each other and are competitive with each other, as all girls are…especially when they work for the same company modeling bikinis and lingerie…sure it makes sense to think they both feel like they won the lottery and their lives are just so fun and exciting that they can’t have a catty bone in their body…cuz they both have that stamp of approval…but society tells us another story…and historical research on women says they are smiling bulldozers…and the first chance one of them has to fuck the other’s fiance…they’ll take it…cuz it doesn’t matter where they are…or how much people like them…it matters that they are head to head competing….it’s nature’s way..

So they can pretend this is real all they want….they can play it up and pose together…but we know that when the instagram app is turned off…they are shit talking each other behind each other’s back…and they are judging each other’s bodies…poses…etc….cuz they actually fucking hate each other….since they are in the same game…

“OMG, Candice has a belly role that she always sucks in, and makes a stupid face when she models, but don’t tell her I said that”…..is the conversation when Candice leaves the room….you know it.

But they are hot…and I’m a fan of looking at their lies when their lies are half naked….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2012

19

Nov

Maria Menounos in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness Magazine December of the Day

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on….

But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….especially when she’s modeling bikinis for Men’s Fitness…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

19

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

This is offensive…

But the good thing about it is that she’s no longer hiding the fact that she’s a pig of a woman…prior to today…she was strapped down and trying her hardest to look “hour glass”…with an aweseome waist to hip ratio that didn’t stem from laziness and over eating…

But today..it is clear…she has fallen off her smoke and mirror games as she struggles like a fat chick on a paddle board…and that to me…is a victory for mankind…

May she just keep getting fatter and fatter until one day exploding….like the sinner that she is.

Good times….baby got disgusting back….


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

19

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Nipple Backstage to Promote the Fashion Show of the Day

I can only assume that this Adriana Lima picture was staged backstage at the Victoria’s Secret show that still hasn’t aired on TV…which means the mainstream impact hasn’t quite been hit…since every home in America with Fox or ABC or NBC or whatever network sold them the hour primetime infomercial slot….doesn’t necessarily know what a computer is…as this shit is made for lowest common folk….

I figure the VS crew were like “Old Lima, you’re old, you’re fat, you have kids, if you want to stay in this, show nipple, so we have a story to release a week before we air”…..a no choice situation that I am glad happened…..cuz model nipples are the best.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|NSFW

2012

19

Nov

Helen Flanagan in her Bikini in the UK of the Day

Helen Flanagan is some UK Soap Star who is a little chubby, but the good chubby, that is youthful and not quite at the offensive level of chubby…you know just at the soft and fun to grab at because it’s friendly and inviting chubby…that you know is a few years away from being straight up fat and gross if she doesn’t pull her shit together….and remember that starving herself…even just a little will keep her working….while eating all that food she can now afford to buy….her body can’t afford….but right now…it’s just busty…and busty works for me…when in a bikini…

She’s on some I am a celebrity (barely) get me out of here show…doing some nonsense in her bikini….and here are the screen caps cuz I figure at least one of you cares about the UK.


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Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2012

19

Nov

Sasha Grey Topless for CKM Magazine Poland Nov 2012 of the Day


Here are some pretty funny pictures in so many ways of Pornstar…or Ex-Pornstar Sasha Grey….hustling her mainstream acting career….by being the covergirl in Polish men’s magazines…that are even more low level than doing porn…

And I have the pre-communist era scanner scans of the shoot that looks like it took place in a Sears after hours circa 1987….

I don’t know what her career move is, or if entourage got to her head, but you just can’t take choking on dick on camera for a few years, and pretend it never happened….it’s against the fucking rules….

Here are the pics if you’re interested in having a good laugh…

Posted in:NSFW|Sasha Grey

2012

19

Nov

Padma Lakshmi In Lace Underwear for Playboy of the Day


Padma Lakshmi is some chef in her 40s and she’s doing what all chefs in their 40s do….no, not settling down to focus on family because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and sex after hours….but posing in lingerie for Playboy like she’s not 42 years old….married to a 98 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith….in what is probably the first ever official naked celebrity chef….despite my strong worded letters begging for Playboy to shoot Paula Deen Diabetes Pre Weight Loss spread eagle shoot…that playboy ignored…but instead brought me this…I get where they are coming from…but fat chicks naked are more entertaining….

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi

2012

19

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Elle Brazil Nipples for Old Times of the Day


These looking familar…but I am drunk….and everything looks the fucking same 9 years into this…

I am sure I’ve seen these pictures of Candice Swanepoel in Elle Brazil showing nipple back in September….you know back BACK in September ….but they were emailed me 3 times by 3 different people I can only assume work for the Victoria’s Secret PR team, because the fashion show is coming up…and we need these girls shoved down our throats more than they already are…because Victoria’s Secret has invested a lot of money making them famous…and what their return on investment…and as long as it involves revisiting Candice Swanepoel’s nipple…shot by someone other than Victoria Secret shit photographers…I’m into it…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

19

Nov

Christina Aguilera Scared Me While Pantsless of the Day

I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good.

Well – I didn’t watch it…but the hooker I was with made me watch it for a minute before I violated her as punishment….and this Aguilera…derssed like a fat Gaga….pantsless and sining badly about loving each other in some anti bullying we are all God’s Children, love each other, pile of shit I’d expect for a middle school project…and not from some pop tart who eats too many pop tarts trying to make some more $$…

The whole thing left me very upset…and that’s why I had no choice but to post it.

Let’s get nostalgic by getting dirty…


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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2012

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


This weekend’s life lesson is that girls who can’t physically be fisted, even though I think all girls can be fisted, but those who can’t easily be fisted, make you cum faster when you stick your micro penis in them…

If I had the video, I’d show you what I mean, but I was too busy planning unwanted pregnancy to bother.

Between you and me – I already knew this was fact – but figured I’d trick the girl into being a test subject anyway….

Here are some morning links…good morning…

LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Kesha Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once…Only a Little Disgusting
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Kylie Johnson is Sexy in the Wild (SEMI NSFW)
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Paragliding Cry Baby Practically Wets His Pants – VIDEO
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Audrey is All Laid Out and Feeling Frisky
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Paulina Labaredas is Posing in Lingerie
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Vanessa Hudgens Covers Some Magazine or Another
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Why Kids Should Be Afraid of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Rest of Their Creepy Friends
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Free Cam Shows, Because Your Week Has Probably Started as Awful as Mine Did (NSFW)
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This Vibrator Makes This Girla Squirter (NSFW)
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OJ May Not Have Killed Nicole Afterall..Hmmm
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India Reynolds Brings the Hotness (NSFW)
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Sorry But White People Can’t Dance – VIDEO
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Find Someone To Fuck
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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