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2012

09

Nov

Claudia Romani Has Nice Pants of the Day

I’m not fashion stylist…but I can tell you if more girls wore pants like this to the office…to the grocery store…to pretty much anywhere…we’d be in a world I would think is worth living in….not that I don’t think the world we live in now is not worth living in…if anything it is one giant horrible comedy act…but it would be substantially better…if this was the norm…

Thank the God who likely doesn’t exist…for girls like Claudia Romani….


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2012

09

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


My new favorite thing is having girls offer me sex…you know reach out for booty calls and not actually go through with them…because I am a married man…and most importantly…cuz it drives girls…especially young girls crazy…when you refuse to fuck them…it makes for a good time….but I guess you can only pull this off when you have other pussy available to fuck…cuz otherwise…you may be thought of as a gay…and you wouldn’t want that now would you….

Here are some links….


Barack Obama is Singing U CAN’T TOUCH THIS – VIDEO
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Spaz De La Huerta is At It Again
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This Girl Gets It to the Face…TWICE – VIDEO
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The Official Pabst Blue Ribbon Top Party School Tour
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Branae is Rocking Some Sexy Short Shorts (SEMI NSFW)
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Heidi Montag’s Doing Bikini Photos Again
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Dakota Fanning is Looking Great
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The 25 Craziest Real-Life American Horror Stories
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s End the Week Off Right! (NSFW)
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Asian Hottie Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Christina Aguilera Proposed Threesome with Vanessa Hudgens: Report
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Erika Underwood is a Great Way to Start Friday Morning (NSFW)
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Fuck DRIVE, This is KART! – VIDEO
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Some Super Sexy Games, From Me to You (NSFW)
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2012

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I like recruiting girls into sending me vagina pics….I usually fail cuz when they say no…I just call them useless whores…instead of doing that after they send the pics…

I have so much to learn.

Here are some stepLINKS….

A whole lot of Lady Gaga in a Bikini…
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Barking Bird
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The Bond Girls of Skyfall
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Georgia Salpa Shitty Upskirt
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Homophobic Man on the Train
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Lucy Liu Looks Old
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Toe To Face
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Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Try to Sneak a Goal Past This Goalkeeper, Yeah Right – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Villains
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy Even In Her Winter Clothes
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Jessica Burciaga Hopes You Had a Good Morning
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Jordan Carver is Rocking a Sesxy Sailor Get Up (NSFW)
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Willa Ford is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SEMI NSFW)
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Gwen Barker is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Do I Really Have to Explain? (NSFW)
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Crystal Meth May Be Able to Cure the Food. Wait, What?
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Sarah Palin Looks Like She Stepped Out of a God Damn Time Machine
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Sexy GAmes That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Lucy Liu
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Gianna Michaels is Naked With Her Blonde Friend (NSFW)
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Dakota Fanning is Hilarious in InStyle
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Dakota Fanning Instyle Video
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Crazy Cab Ride in China
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Dog on Two Legs
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Lady Gaga and Her Coconuts Are In a Bikini
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Chloe Sims Black Panties Upskirt
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Donald Trump is Still Mad
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Tara Reid Turns 37: Her Bikini Body Through the Years (GALLERY)
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Some Photoshoot With Kate Moss and Rihanna Which is Totally Random
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Go and Get Blackout Drunk in the BEST Party Cities in the World
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Holly and Anissa Are a Sexy Two for One
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I Guess Thats Would Be a Photobomb (SITE NSFW)
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These Babes Are Gonna Have Back Problems
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This Sushi Chef Would Slice You the fuck Up Given the Chance – VIDEO
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Natasha Poly is Still in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Hot Models for FHM Philippines
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Bear Invasion
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Bowling in a Short Dress Yaow!!! (NSFW)
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What The Hell? Staten Island FEMA Office Closes “Due To Bad Weather”
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Zfira is Sexy in Stockings (NSFW)
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Camille Rowe Is So Hot For Purple Magazine It Hurts
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Beautiful Adriana Lima Backstage @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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These Tits Are Just Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Dang Ol’ Bertneys Gon’ Doodle Some Words On a Paper Ya’ll
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Lindsay Lohan Insists Asleep-At-The-Wheel LAPD Are ‘Out To Get’ Her
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Cool Bionic Arm
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Mariah Carey Sings for Obama – So Black…
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Shark Steals Fish
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Oscar Worthy Porn Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

08

Nov

Heidi Montag in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long….

Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home…

Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone….

Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag….


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2012

08

Nov

What Crabs Mean to Me of the Day

This is the best video of all time….about what crabs mean to a nice old lady….Crabs are an STD of the past thanks to bush being murdered, waxed and non existent….

I kinda feel bummed that the last time I had crabs was after taking a shit at a rave while high on speed in the early 90s….not cuz they are fun…but because I love the bush that comes with them….

All this to say that this video is amazing…I guess old ladies talking about Crabs can only be amazing….especially when they say “Fucked my pee hole with a home pregnancy test”

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Thanks Josh for all the Crabs
Best video ever.

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2012

08

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws…

But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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2012

08

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass and Titties for 10 Magazine of the Day

I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography…..

Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear.

She’s a babe.

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2012

08

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown….

Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.

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2012

08

Nov

Rihanna’s Horny and Competitive Instagram Pic of the Day

I guess watching all those models…during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show she was the halftime performer along with Bieber at….do their bikini and lingerie model hustle…got Rihanna horny enough to post this.

Or maybe it is one of those ego fighting ego….typical girl shit…

Where they want to be the center of attention and be seen as sexy and as good as the actual lingerie models she was surrounded by…so she gets to posting this shit to be like “hey everyone…look at me…I am over here too”…

Seriously…the best way to fuck a girl you want to fuck…is to fuck another girl and tell the girl you want to fuck all about it…cuz girls..instinctively love to compete….so predictable and I love it…

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2012

08

Nov

Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the girls in it…from following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them….was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging…at least this kind of blogging…even if I am 10 years deep into it…is some amateur hour shit…

I gotta go mainstream….

Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping off…which is probably a good thing…cuz no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless looking guy front row of any of their events….so I’ll just stick to the spray on hair and food dehydrator infomercials…I have yet to jerk off to…cuz I never got that desperate.

Featuring the same half naked cast of characters…Ambrosio, Swanepoel, Lima, Kroes, Rihanna, Kerr, Heatherton, etc…..

Here is NY Daily News Backstage…..talking to some of the models…..because they are a real media outlet and I am not….

Here is CBS talking to the girls backstage cuz they are a real media outlet….and I am not…


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