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2012

11

Oct

Nina Agdal Boring in Body Central of the Day


This is what happens when an SI swimsuit model is taken out of her bikini and put into clothes…she suddenly looks like she has some mild form of retardation….but more importantly she becomes boring as fuck….and let this be a lesson to all women when getting dressed….the second you opt out of wearing a bikini for the day…and you put on everyday clothes you’re making yourself out to be far more boring than you have to be…here are the pics anyway…..cuz she is still a bikini model.

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2012

11

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I’ve decided to give gifts to all my masturbation material to show them I appreciate them….So three unsuspecting Facebook girls should be getting flowers and love letter that reads “thanks for all the vacation bikini pics”…..I’m just bringing romance back into the creepin’ game….

Here are some morning links….

Grandma and Grandpa Are Ghost Riding the Whip – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day – We’re All a Little Gay Edition
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Jade Bryce is Our Morning Blonde Godess (SEMI NSFW)
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Gangnam Style is The Gift That Keeps On Giving. Here’s a Version With Babes – VIDEO
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Rebecca Ferratti Brings Us A Little Throwback Playmate Hotness (SEMI NSFW)
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Danny DeVito Was Cheating On Rhea Perlman? Okay, I Can See It
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The 25 Most Underrated Zombie Movies
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Free Cam Show Amazingness For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Have You Ever Seen a Bunch of Singing Vaginas? (NSFW)
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Man Arrested After Fighting With a Stop Sign. Wait, What?
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Sydney is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Ahhhhhh Newscast Fail! – VIDEO
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Sexy Games Make Thursday a Very Sexy Day (NSFW)
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2012

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am an asshole…and I am ok with that cuz all girls love assholes…except maybe my wife…cuz part of me being an asshole to her…is making internet girlfriends and booking dates to meet them…because decent girls use the internet now..and worrying about meeting a 60 year old rapist is a thing of the past…cuz technology lets me know what I am getting myself into…and that works lovely for me….

Here are some links…while the inerne gets me laid….

Blake Lively and HEr Post Wedding Cleavage
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The Time Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died
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ahahahahahhaa Jump Fail – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Singer Characters On TV Shows
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Fat Dude Vs Plastic Bottle
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Ultimate Dog Shaming
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Noureen Dewulf is Amazing in her bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Fashion Shoot
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Christina Aguilera’s Huge Ass
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Kelly Brook’s Super Sexy Nuts Photoshoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio is All Legs
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nikki (SEMI NSFW)
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Mya Matthews is a Sexy in Thigh High Socks (SEMI NSFW)
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Kitty Lee is Our Sexy Asian of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Wednesday a Little More Sexy (NSWFW)
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Stevie Nicks Wants ot Murder Nicki Minaj to Death!
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Incredible High Speed Photos of Food Being Destroyed
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This Web Cam Girl is a Squirter (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For a Rainy Day That’s Not So Sexy (NSFW)
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Tess Taylor Arlington Strip Outdoors (NSFW)
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Noureen DeWulf Bikini Candids (SITE NSFW)
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AWESOME NEWS STORY OF THE DAY (SITE NSFW)
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Two Drunks And a Tent – VIDEO
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WTf is Going On With Brad Pitt Here?
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Paris Hilton Braless Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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Junk Dealer Returns 114,000 – What an idiot.
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90s Chicks With Guns
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Salma Hayek Has Tits
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Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock
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Some Princess Kate, Just Because
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Candica Swanepoel Hotness
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LeAnn Rimes Is Still an Attention Whore
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Cayton Has One Super Sexy Body (NSFW)
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GOP Governor Accidentally Gives Out Phone Sex Hotline To The Public For Information On Meningitis Outbreak
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Grocery Store Marching Band Flash Mob
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2 Drunks and a Tent
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Paris Hilton Hard Nipples
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Tori Spelling Nearly DIed Giving Birth
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Natalie Portman’s Tits on Set
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This Young Babe is Tight Bodied and I Love It (NSFW)
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And MORE Alessandra Ambrosio
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Juliet Has a Big Old Rack (NSFW)
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Kylie Minogue is Looking Super Sexy STILL
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Christina Aguilera Fat
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Gangnam Style Female version!
Miranda Kerr on the Cover of Cosmo
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Human Powered Ferris Wheels
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Hot Lesbian Action
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Today’s Awesome Random Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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2012

10

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Esquire by Terry Richardson Revisited of the Day

I already posted most of these pics of CAMERON DIAZ FOR ESQUIRE HALF NAKED IN FETISH GEAR because I am amazing at the internet…

But I figured I’d post the versions of the pics that the photographer of the shoot put up on his own site TERRYSDIARY ….cuz I guess these ones are his famous….but more importanly cuz I like revisiting shit that confuses me, as much as it turns me on, cuz she looks awesome….even though I know she’s not all that awesome for the most part….but she made the right choices…like not making babies….and possibly getting little implants….

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2012

10

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Forgive Each Other of the Day

So the biggest story in celebrity gossip no one cares about…or that no one should care about…but that people care about…cuz their own lives suck…is that Lindsay Lohan referred to a CRAZY 1 and Dina Lohan referred to as Crazy 2 got into a blowout fight, Crazy 1 called Michael Lohan or Crazy 3 was called to call the cops cuz Crazy 2 was jacked on Coke and losing her shit on Crazy 1, Crazy 2 made her limo driver lock Crazy 1 in the car so Crazy 1 did the sane thing and seeked help from Crazy 3 who she’s not supposed tto be talking to cuz she hates him….but now they are hugging because life is so hard on their spoiled brat lives and they love each other and their fight was stupid….overreacting in crisis then everything goes back to their normal which isn’t normal cuz that is what rich spoiled bra life is all about…and it’s making me so fucking horny right now.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

10

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for VSX Ads of the Day


Candice Swanepoel was my favorite Victoria’s Secret model for the last little while…I’d write her love letters as I anxiously awaited her boyfriend of 5 years to come out of the closet so that I could make my move ….but then one day someone commented under one of my posts…calling her out for having a shitty face….and I started looking at her differently…I was blinded by her hott body…and I was not aware of the fact that she wasn’t as amazing as I thought she was….and ever since that day…I’ve only been able to jerk off to pics of her from behind…you know with her head cropped out…cuz I’m romantic like that….not that I jerk off to pics of lingerie models….this isn’t the 90s and I have the internet….but if I did…it’d be focused and zoomed in on her great fucking ass…

Here she is promoting sports and fitness apparel with her great ass….apparel all girls should wear to the gym to motivate dudes to go to the gym…..even though all girls I see at the gym are fat and trying to look like this…..the world is one flawed system after another.

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2012

10

Oct

Krysten Ritter for Prestige Magazine of the Day


Krysten Ritter is some awkward Katy Perry impersonator looking girl…who apparently also acts in movies…..and is pretty unknown to me…bu making moves because magazines I’ve never heard of are doing photoshoos of her half naked in vintage bikinis or lingerie or whatever that is…all glamourous and not very erotic….and I’m posting it because I assume she has one fan….who is probably weird as fuck…and probably knows all her vitals and every line she’s ever spoke in movies…he memorizes them as he sketches her out of semen on his basement apartment wall…cuz that’s what happens when you do movies…you attract weirdos…..especially when you look like a weirdo….weirdo.

She’s so intense…..

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2012

10

Oct

Leah Francis is Topless Glamour Model of the Day


Look at this Leah Francis….all topless for Zoo….doing that Glamour Model “I coulda been a stripper, but I do this instead”….all looking like a delicate flower that I want to nurture and protect and write love songs for…cuz you know a girl who let men take pics of them like this for the world of blue collar people who still buy magazines….in exchange for money have their priorities straight and are the kind of person you want to bring home to your mother…but more importantly…turn into a mother who can pass on these values to your kids….

Leah Frnancis…is my angel…but maybe I’m just blinded by her level of class and sophistication…

Posted in:Leah Francis|NSFW

2012

10

Oct

Jemina Kirke From Girls Topless and Pregnant for Vice of the Day

My lovely friends who I kinda hate but have to like even though they have gone mainstream along with hipsterism and in doing so have turned their back on me thanks to dollar signs and MTV financing….have done a pretty amazing…but not in an erotic way…shoot with hipster, artist, Bad Company Drummer Daughter, socialite, New Yorker, who is on the HBO Show Girls that I hear is Sex and The City for hipster ugly chicks, but that I refuse to watch….because it is about ugly chicks…and to me ugly chicks don’t exist and hearing about their fake sex lifes is totally uninteresting….

I am a firm believer that pregnancy represent prison and body destruction and freaky alien shit as a thing grows inside a pussy before ravaging it, so I don’t find this kind of behavior hot, erotic or the natural process of a woman….I find it horrible, scary and worse than a horror movie….I try not to be mean – cuz I like all girls who get naked when they don’ have to…but sometimes people make it impossible for me…

Here’s Jemina Kirke from girls topless and preggers for VICE. This is a grimey fucking shoot and she looks disgusting and that is amazing…


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Posted in:Jemina Kirke

2012

10

Oct

Some Topless Model Named Kristina Tsvetkova Shot by John Ciamillo of the Day

I have no idea when this photoshoot was shot….I just know it involves some 22 year old topless chick with a Russian sounding name…topless…and really who she is and what she does doesn’t matter…she’s interchangeable like all the communist escapees girls who have turned to the sex trade, only instead of paying them by the hour to let you fuck them in your penthouse apartment as her KGB pimp waits in a town car outside….she charges you by the day to take pics of her topless….and then she fucks you in your penthouse apartment for free…and the whole thing is quite fucking lovely…but not as lovely as her tits in this shoot…and who knows…maybe she did it for free

Posted in:Kristina Tsvetkova