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2012

09

Oct

Bar Refaeli in Maxim India of the Day

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Pretty sure these are some recycled Bar Refaeli pics for Maxim India…cuz all the fringe markets…even if they have a population and readershipfar greater than America…just recycle old pics they’ve used…instead of paying for and setting up photoshoots for themselves…while being “new” to their readers who don’t have internet access and who are buying their bullshit magazines…and all I can think about is what curry smelling semen pile this shit is responsible for in the Slums of Bombay….

Here are the pics…

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2012

09

Oct

Sarah Harding See Through Leggings of the Day

Sarah Harding is wearing her leggings the way all girls should wear their leggings and that is with underwear underneath it because underwear under leggings always make leggings see through…while no underwear under leggings make leggings act as pants…cuz for some reason leggings are only see through with underwear…modern science must have an explanation for it..

I don’t know how many times I’ve been walking behind a girl in a black pair of leggings totally unaware that her underwear is fully exposed in a way that she might as well not be wearing pants….because she either likes it or because she doesn’t have friends, family, boyfriends nice enough to tell her what’s going on….but I do know I love every single time it has happened….even in pictures of useless UK fabricated popstars pushing 30….


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2012

09

Oct

Diane Kruger is Pantsless for Marie Claire France of the Day

Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 40 who is probably best known for being in a long term relatonship with Joshua Jackson that weenie from Dawson Creek…yes I just called someone a weenie…but only cuz that’s the best word to describe Joshua Jackson….

Or maybe she is know for her own stab at hollywood being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3 whatever else she has done before this glorious photoshoot of her pantsless for Marie Claire France….

What matters is that she is german and thus likes shitting on and being shit on….and that what makes her really matter…

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2012

09

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hot for FHM China August of the Day

This bald pussy loving model turned actor is more of a Fox than Megan Fox ever could be…which is my horrible play on words for the day…because I have limited mental capacity and more importantly…I am just humiliating myself in front of all my internet friends….

The truth is, I think Rosie Huntington-Whitely is lovely to look at…and not just because she made Megan Fox and her horrible attitude obsolete….but because she looks good half naked….

I am 90 percent these pics are recycled, because it is for FHM China and despite China being a mega power in the world dominance world…I feel like their men’s magazines are just accessing old pics…from the old pic database…but I’ll still look at Rosie Huntington-Whitely half naked…because I’m just that supportive of all her hard work….

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2012

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Fuck you internet for always breaking my heart….I’m just a romantic looking for love on all the wrong twitter feeds….

Here are some morning links….

Stacey Keibler Tight Dress
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The Ultimate Bowling FAILS – a Compilation (VIDEO)
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Man After Watching This Ice Cream Scene, I’m Wondering Why I’m Not Watching the Good Wife – VIDEO
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Chloe Michelle is a Brunette Babe (SEMI NSFW)
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Leanna Decker is Red Head Hot (SEMI NSFW)
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Ahhhhhhh Everything is Done Better In Japan (VIDEO)
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Chris Brown Got Drunk And Made A Video About How Much He Loves Rihanna
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Nicole Kidman Photographed By Terry Richardson For Harper’s Bazaar US
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Web Cam Girls That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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These Two Sexy Friends Get Each Other Off – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Hundreds of Girls Fell in Love With Facebook Cancer Spammer
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Candace Sure Knows How to Rock a Two Piece
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Picnic Table Parkour FAIL – VIDEO
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Have Yourself Some Fun With These Super Sexy Games (NSFW)
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2012

08

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

As far as I’m concerned it is still thanksgiving and no thanksgiving miracles have happened yet….trying to ge girls naked in gravy jus hasn’t happned…and my wife keeps trying to eat my props…but I would like to give thanks to the woman outside my house who was breast feeding this morning…thinking she was discreet while I masturbated from afar…

Life isn’t all that bad….Here are some sepLINKS….

Gabrielle Anwar Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Bless Your Eyes With Some Angelyne
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Kate Upton 2013 SI Swimsuit Calendar
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Her name is Raquel Montoya and She’s Awesome in a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara’s Massive Jugs See Through Red Bra
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Ultimate Bowling Fails
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Nicolette Shea is a Babe I want to Fuck
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The 20 Most Gratuitous Girl-on-Girl Scenes in Movies
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Nicole Scherzinger Is A Hot Dinner Date
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Sarah Underwood is Good at Twitter
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jerry Lee
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Kimberly Stanfield is One Hot Canadian (SEMI NSFW)
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Cam Show Girls That W@ill Drive You Wild
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The Meaning Of True Love Just Threw Itself In A Coffin…AGAIN
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Lisa Dergan is a Downhome Texas Gal (SEMI NSFW)
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Kelly Brook Walks the Runway
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Dog Walking on a Ball
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Marine Surprises Brother..
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Philadelphia Wedding Brawl Leaves One Bride’s Uncle Dead
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This German Hottie is Up to No Good (NSFW)
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Sexy Games That Are Worth The Time You Will Spent (NSFW)
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David Blain’s Newest Stunt Really Isn’t All That Amazing and Here’s Why
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These Lego Sculptures Are Very Sexy, and Very NSFW
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Ohhh Cahrlize Theron Awesome Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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You Ain’t Disabled, You’re Just STUPID (SITE NSFW)
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And Now, a Wife Carrying Contest. Wait, What?
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Michelle Keegan Pure White Panties Upskirt
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Some Jessica Biel Action, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Field Guide to Chicks of the United States
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I’d Like to Be All Over Kelly Brooke
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Sluitty Pioc Dump of the Day
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Stacy Keibler’s Tight Dress
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Some Cable and TV nudity
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First World Problems Read By Third World People Doesn’t Make me Feel Bad
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Kids Taste Ice Cream First Time
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And MORE Jessica Biel
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This Babe’s Name is Faith and Let’s Face It, We ALL Need a Little More Faithy in Our Lives
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Gay Portuguese Model That Castrated His 65-Year-Old Lover Wore His Balls As AIDS Repellent. Wait, What?
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Denise Richards Clown Face
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I Would Shit On Jennifer Lopez If I Were German
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Crazy Leopard Kill
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Salma Blair’s House is Better than Yours
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Lesbian Garden Party Hotness (NSFW)
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Some ALT Pornstar Gallery Hotness (NSFW)
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Fantastic on Stage
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Ukraine Girl On Web Cam With Maximum Cleavage (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift Helps End Things Off
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Roxann Celeste is a Playboy Slut I Like
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A Shy Topless Candice Swanepoel
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Hot Tits
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US Pole Dacing Champ
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Scarlett Johansson’s Tits in a Dress
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Old Hags Talking Nonsense in Bikini…Weird….
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Share That Spunk Slut….
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Random Porn Videos for Today
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Shark Attacks Whale Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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2012

08

Oct

Kelly Osbourne Scary in a Bikini of the Day


Kelly Osbourne reminds me that if I was ever a pork farmer…I’d totally dress the pig up in a bikini before slaugtering it because it would be so comical and amusing in an otherwise shit filled world…

I get that she’s lost a lot of weight…but that doesn’t mean seeing her half naked is something we need to celebrate…unless we were people who were forced to see her half naked before the fitness regime, like her boyfriend that is using her to get to her dad and his money, cuz when forced to chose fat Kelly or this Kelly, the choice is obvious….but the new Kelly is up against all the actual hot girls in bikinis….which happen to be something she is not…but the one thing she does have going for her…is a rockin’ trust fund…so I guess she’s not all bad…as long as she’s not in a bikini….


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2012

08

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s New Cover of the Day

I have a question…How many of you have masturbated to the new cover pic for the X-Tina – I think she goes by Christina Aguilera now…cuz X-Tina was too erotic and lean for someone so fucking large……and disgusting….because I guess she’s addicted to emotionally eating cuz she can now that that world has embraced her fatness and accepted her as more than a poptart with implants and a big irritating singing voice…which is unfortunate…cuz I like social pressure on all girls to look awesome and think this is bad for the fight against diabetes as fat girls everywhere say “well I’m not as fat as Christina Aguilera so I can afford to have this slice of Pizza”….bad fucking news.

I am not sure if she’s a mermaid in this shit…but I am sure she’s not exploiting her one redeeming quality in her obesity….her tits….what a disaster.

Apparently if you play around with the conrrast of he pic….you can see her fat girl vagina lips….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2012

08

Oct

Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Barbara Palvin is 18…..and she’s the future of Victoria’s Secret….making me wonder where these Victoria’s Secret scouts look for new pussy to get half naked the day it turns 18….but I assume it’s in the school yard…or even in their Eastern European training camp head quarters where these immigrant bitches are bred to be stars…with diet, fitness, and awesome tans….ready to give husbands lingerie catalog masturbation fodder…and you know what…it works for me…cuz when I try to trick 18 year olds to get naked….it’s way less effective than Victoria’s Secret’s moves…more proof that being an evil corporation is awesome…

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2012

08

Oct

Rihanna in a Bra to Promote Perfume of the Day

Apparently this is Rihanna promoting perfume in lingerie….despite the fact that this version of Rihanna has pretty big tits…when real life version of Rihanna doesn’t…but I guess topless girls with shitty tits don’t sell perfume as topless girls in push up bras do…I mean I am not a girl…but I know if I was…seeing a topless chick in a push up bra would make me want to buy a scent that I doubt smells like child prostitute turned pop star….or even like unshowered, battered wife, but of something a lab came up with and Rihanna signed off on for Royalties…cuz it’s all about making motherfucking money with little to no work….it’s way better than being a chamber maid at a luxury resort in her home town.

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