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2012

11

Sep

Dree Hemingway is Bendy for Terry Richardson of the Day


Dree Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..”….I mean that’s probably why she’s in pictures bending….or why she’s a model… Other Than the Fact that She Gets Naked for Fashion …..cuz people like associating with things they deem important….even if they really are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later…..

That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work.

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2012

11

Sep

Jessica Simpson is Hilarious and Fat for Weight Watchers of the Day

This is amazing, only because Jessica Simpson is semi-retarded and watching her talk bullshit about weight loss tha she is contractually paid to talk about, while not showing her body because there has been no weightloss, but instead just showing her fat face, telling us this program works…..even though she still looks like she’s fucking pregnant….even though her kid is pushing two….cuz some girls hormonally can’t say no to cake….fast food….donuts….fried chicken and whatever else she stuffs down her fat face….that if you remember was fat pre-gettting pregnant and that her pregnancy was just a cover to justify her impending diabetes….

As far as I’m concerned, she’s no spokesperson for health, fitness, or good eating….I am sure Weight Watchers has their fingers crossed that she steps up her game…otherwise she’ll be paying them back…not that she really cares…she has all the money in the world….failing at this won’t really do much damage to much more than her heart….

Point is, people eat badly, people don’t move enough, fat girls have big tits, I like big tits……


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2012

11

Sep

KIm Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know why Kim Kardashian has decided she is hot, worth watching fuck, worth paying to get into a bikini or lingerie….but with celebrity comes a lot of followers….and with getting in lingerie for twitter or instagram comes a lot of perverts….so she’s just doing the basic, lowest form of getting people to notice her, because I guess as long as she’s getting paid huge money to do it she might as well do it….I just hope for the sake of humanity her demand in the media fizzles out like it was a pound of butter her fat ass was paying her private chef to melt down into cake…..cuz I’d hate to see her doing this well into her 40s….she’s already 30, has only been in one movie that was a porn, and people go nuts over her….it makes no fucking sense……but here is some pics of her in her lingerie anyway…..

There’s also some photoshopped to pics of her for NUTS in this mix…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

11

Sep

Alex Vega Has Black Friends of the Day

Alex Vega is the girl in Spy Kids who you probably masturbated to when she was 14 cuz you like all Robert Rodriguez movies….but more importantly cuz you like 14 year old girls…you sick fuck.

She’s of some Hispanic decent and I can’t call her a Spic cuz apparently that offends people, it is the N-Word of the latin American community, even though I see it as an abbreviation, an LOL of sorts….why type the whole thing out, we know what they are about….kinda thing….but I forget we are in a world of equal opportunity and affirmation action…where we fear addressing the black man as a black man because that could be taken the wrong way even though he is a black man and instead we try to address him as “The one over there in the white shirt”….to which I say “Who, the black guy”…..at which point everyone’s jaw drops….in an “OMG (abbreviation of Oh My God for those of you who hate abbreviations, especially when those abbreviations are the word SPIC)….”…..

This is 2012 and we are all one fucking color….keep our racism in our homes and to our crossing the street when walking towards one late at night….cuz racism is in action not in words…so as long as we don’t say “Black guy”….we can pretend we love all people cuz we are all equal….like Alex Vega..with black friends….showing the world….she’s not racist…..like you are….especially when they are in bikini…..

I’m not racist, I hate everyone.

Posted in:Alex Vega|Alexa Vega

2012

11

Sep

Jodie Marsh is Scary for Loaded UK of the Day


Here’s Jodie Marsh modeling for Loaded UK and I know what you are thinking….a bitch wih tits this big and a body this ripped must have been molested as a child, or maybe even raped and beaten by various ex boyfriends, because she screams damaged….why would she dedicate to make a spectacle out of herself….committed to looking like a stripper covered in ghetto tattoos that you’d assume is on welfare trying to support her 4 kids with various dads cuz her stripper money goes up her nose….kinda thing….but that’s cuz you’re a jerk.

I have spent a lot of time in strip clubs and I’d tend to agree that the ripped, loud hair, inked up bitch with stupid tits, thinks she’s the hottest thing in the place, even when she’s not, cuz she thinks the effort and work ad money she puts into herself is an investment, even though sometimes, there’s no return on the shit….but the reality she is in the magazines…so it must be working for her…..and here she is in Loaded September….a little scary, a little sexy….all muscle and silicone….

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2012

11

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


As a blogger, having nothing to say makes for some serious fucking boring blogging, but then I realize I always have something to say, whether it is about lactacting breasts, meaty vaginas, the smell of fat chicks, or how much I hate celebrity pussy cuz celebrity pussy thinks it is better than me….there’s just no stop to this internet pop culture madness….

Here are some morning links….

LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 25 Greatest Fan Takedowns EVER
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From The “Ho, Shut Up!” Files: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Fake Marriage To Having Cancer
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Crazy Cycling Scene Kinda Blew My Mind
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Charlie is a Little Bit of Morning Glory
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Maggie Ross is Naughty and Nice
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Christian Bale’s Flying Little Kids With Cancer To Disneyland Now
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20 Hilariously Awful Mitt Romney GIFs
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Free Cam Shoes, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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Horny Amateur Rubs One Out (NSFW)
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Al Pacino to Play Joe Paterno: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
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Megan Daniels Has One Crazy Rack (NSFW)
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Frog in Space!!!! Wait, What?
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Sexy Games That Will Make Your Tuesday Better (NSFW)
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2012

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Instagram depresses me….it is filled with hot girls doing awesome things…while I stare at the wall waiting for death or at least fo my wife to stop making me go down on her….changes are gonna be made assholes…but before they do, I’m going to drink my pain away, and you are going to click my stepLINKS!!

Salma Hayek’s Hug Tits Bent Over
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Lorna Bliss is a Stripper/Britney Spears Impersonator
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Emma Watson Humps a Chair in Glamor
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Cow Mascot Terrorizes the Mall
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The Hottest Single Athletes in Sports
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Roxeanne Pallett Is Hot in Bikini
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Best Of: News Bloopers – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel Stars In Sexy Editorial For Numero Tokyo
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Sofia Vergara Stretches Out Her T-shirt
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Some Dude Was Arrested At Miley Cyrus’ House
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Sarah Oliver Has One Hot Ass (NSFW)
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Alex Arden and Sky Lopez Give Us a Little 2 for 1 Action (NSFW)
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Layla Rose is a Little Bit of Latin Zest
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Eva Mendes Just Keeps Getting Better With Age. Jesus
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Web Cam Hotness That You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of (NSFW)
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Kanye West Used to Watch Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape While Her Banged Other Chicks
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Drunk College Sluts Get Naughty at a Frat Party
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Most Ridiculously Expensive Athlete Shoes
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Super Sexy Games to Help You Waste Your Time (NSFW)
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I WANT CANDY CORN OREOS AND I WANT THEM NOW
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September Carrino Rips Her Top Apart
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I Can’t Get Enough of Kate Beckinsale (SITE NSFW)
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Nut Shots Always Make My Day (SITE NSFW)
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Bikini Girls FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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This Mascat Ran Around Scaring Spring Breakers and It’s Pretty Fucking Funny – VIDEO
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Geri Halliwell Flowered Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Jessica Simpson is Still Fucking Fat
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A Bunch of Babes From New Tork Fashion Week
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Nina Dobrev Has That Cute Sexy Thing Going On
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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This Hot Blonde is All Liad Out on Display (NSFW)
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Car Wash Busted For Offering ‘Free’ Pussy With Service
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A Lesbian Threesome Will Make Even the Worst of Days a Lot Better (NSFW)
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Sock Fetishism (NSFW)
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Hey There Short Shorts
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A Bunch of Babes From a Toronto Film Festival Red Carpets
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GIFS + Sound Compilation – VIDEO
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Some Selena Gomez, Just Because
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Legendary Ball Boy Catch
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Rihanna’s Nipples Make Retards Happy
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass Could You A Fucking
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The Taliban Are Trying to Kill Prince Harry or Something
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Dog Hates His Boots
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Skinny Jordan Sparks May Still Be Jordan Sparks But More Fuckable Than the Fatty
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Motorboat These Justin Bieber, Mother Fucker
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Arkansas Fan Responds Badly to a Loss
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Vigilante Justice
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Mascot Harasses Springbreakers
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Passion of the Painal
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Asian Girl Cum Orgy Party
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Some Random Porn Videos for Today
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2012

10

Sep

Pixie Lott Panty Flash at a Nightclub of the Day

I like my upskirt pics to involve less panty and more vagina meat….cuz I like to determine if that fleshy vagina sandwich is one I would like imagine myself start eating…without the labia in the mix, I might as well be staring at the bitch in pants, which defeats the whole fucking purpose of an upskirt picture….it gets me all philosophical…is a vagina still a vagina if it is being presented me in nautical stripes….panties aren’t good enough for me to count this as an upskirt…I’m not a vegetarian…meat or die you fucking hippies and your underwear that is as thick as a fucking bathing suit….always trying to ruin our cured meat and mustard eating experience….protesting outside slaughter houses that are behind her fabric gate….

Pixie Lott dressing herself is a real fucking cock block to my vagina staring fun.

Who the fuck is Pixie Lott and why do I care so much about seeing her pink, nitrate filled cunt?

Posted in:Pixie Lott

2012

10

Sep

Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Natalie Portman Mom Body in a Bikini

Natalie Portman brought her mom body out in a bikini and I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth, especially in their panties, from all the pushing and prodding and passing of a creepy living thing out of their glorious vaginas, while ravaging not only gentials, but stomach….making a girl never quite the same….even if she tries to bounce back….because she comes with annoying as fuck baggage and no matter how many kegels she does…that shit just doesn’t disappear…..but what does disappear is the boner of their husbands as they move onto younger more fertile versions of the woman they married who has become a shell of her former self….a shell that in Natalie Portman’s case has a lot of money to finance a lot of fun….that makes her shitty mom body almost respectable….especially to her fan base that are geeks and star wars nerds who love her even when she was an action figure they’ve shoved up their ass….while jerking off….true story….

But I think she looks lovely….because I see beauty in everything….especially procreation. It is god’s plan for us.


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2012

10

Sep

Kate Upton Fat for CR Fashion Book Fall of the Day

Kate Upton is doing some fairy tale fantasy fetish shit for CR Fashion magazine, all Little Bo Peepin’ it up in some bloomers and huge titties….and I know what you are thinking, that this bitch is hardly what the media is making her out to be, sure she’s got fat sloppy tits at the tender age of 19, but her face is rugged and retarded looking, but more importantly, her body is boxy, and struggling to not catch up to her big old titties….because you are a hater and a bad person….just jealous of all she’s done in this short time…and no I’m not talking about her eating….

I think she looks lovely, delicate and very fit….because girls need to love their bodies…no matter how diabetic they are…..even after the amputations and motorized scooter assisted living….she’ll still have her tits…it’s just God’s plan for us.

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