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2012

21

Aug

Kelly Brook Shitty Upskirt of the Day

This is hardly an upskirt when dealing with a cunt, literally, that we’ve already seen…you know in a photoshoot where She rock’s out her chicken mcnugget dick clit….pussy be sticking it’s tongue out at me like we are in elementary school and I’m being ostracized by all the girls as they point and laugh….leading to a lifetime of bullying girls…but I don’t like to think it is related…I like to think I am more into hating all people equally, no matter what the gender or ethnicity is….

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2012

21

Aug

Olivia Wilde Boring on the Beach of the Day

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I can’t stand Olivia Wilde…partially cuz I don’t know who she is or what she has been in, but mainly because I hate stage names….I get it…her real last name is COCKBURN and that shit doesn’t really scream sexy, sex object I want to have unprotected sex with….if anything COCKBURN was probably responsible to a lot of ridicule and teasing when she was growing up…you know in the 80s when teasing was allowed and didn’t become lawsuits against the school, the bus company, all parties involved, etc….you know when teasing made people make moves…like changing their name before getting famous to something that isn’t COCKBURN…cuz the only time I like thinking about COCKBURN is after fucking the toaster, or when applying ointment to my wounds, and even then…I’m not really a fan…

She’s on the beach, she’s uninteresting, she should be in a bikini, but I’m posting it anyway…

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2012

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Working a Pole in her Bra and Panties of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is re-inventing herself from the useless Disney Pawn who probably had to suck dick to get the job and more importantly who probably got paid 12 dollars a day at the job, cuz Disney’s currentcy is giving kids the chance at being famous, getting them fans, but once they hit a certain age, it is up to them to figure out the whore they need to take…whether it is posting nude pics of some 5 o’clock shadow pussy, or doing this hustle, working a half naked stripper she could have become if her parents didn’t decide to rob her of her childhood instead….and although she’s got a little pudge, seeing her working the pole feels like home….

The movie is called The Frozen Ground.

Here’s the trailer…

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2012

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus See Through Bra for the Internet of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is the fucking best and I don’t fucking know why…she looks like a muppet with a below average face but the fact that she’s rich, skinny, and dresses like a teenage dream, totally overpowers all that is wrong about her, from her cunt behavior, to her crooked inbred eyes….I just hope she’s tricking teens everywhere to be more like her…cuz life without a new generation of sluts is a life I am not sure is worth living…

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2012

21

Aug

Melissa Haro Nude for Fashion of the Day

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Melisa Haro is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, or at least was a Sports Illustrated model, cuz even at the age of 24, she’s been retired and hasn’t ben in the shit since 2009…..pretty hard dealing with peaking at 21, but I guess not everyone gets into SI Swimsuit and at least she can always tell her friends working the diner with her about her glory days, provided she’s the kind of model who has blown all her money and unable to get knocked up by millionaires financing her life, forcing her back to small town hell…but for some reasons…I think models like that only exit in my fantasies…

The good news is she hasn’t given up, and is still doing naked shoots for fashion, making noise, and that works for me

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2012

21

Aug

Jessica Clark Naked in True Blood of the Day

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Jessica Clark is some True Blood actor who gets naked in the show because otherwise hey would have cast some other lesbian, cuz lets face it, True Blood is a big deal, I don’t watch the shit, but everyone seems to be into it, up on the Vampire, Twilight generation kick, while boring me, especially when knowing I am just 24-48 hours away from seeing the good parts on the internet, not that seeing a naked lesbian covered in blood is necessarily a good part, unless it is the product of some forced contact with a penis, but that’s usually what turns them lesbian and not what makes them lesbians…LOLZ.

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2012

21

Aug

Heidi Klum Old Lady Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be old. Her vagina may be destroyed by building out an army of half breed babies. Her dignity may be violated thanks to Seal’s scarred face ravaging her cunt in some tribal way before taking her with his 12 inches of Africa….you know cuz her sex life was set up like some kind of African Tribe on White Tourist horror movie women everywhere masturbate to cuz they are perverts and secretly want to be taken and violated by a big man with an angelic voice too….but I will still look at her in her bikini….

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2012

21

Aug

Amber Heard Boring as Fuck for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I prefer when Terry Richardson shoots involve him fucking young model trash when it is all coked up and ghetto because he packages as art even if it’s just unprotected old hipster on young hipster sex ….because seeing Amber Heard’s lovely homewrecking face is alright, but I’d rather see her getting violated via her vagina…but that’s just me….

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2012

21

Aug

Teen Mom Janelle Throwback Leaked Nudes of the Day

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Someone sent me these pre-implant Teen Mom Janelle piics…even though I’VE ALREADY SEEN THE IMPLANTS and thus have no reason to see her old shitty tits…..but I’m for any publicity stunt that hit…why the fuck not…especially when it involves seeing a shaved pussy…even if that pussy comes with a lot of baggage and damage, and I don’t just mean her busted inbred face, I’m talking the fact she had a kid as a teen to get on TV….breeding America’s future criminals…..

Here are the nudes…I am sure they have been circulated before – I am just revisiting…

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2012

21

Aug

Xenia Deli for Buffalo of the Day

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Xenia Deli is awesome…and the most unfortunate thing about this shoot is that it is for Buffalo, a Montreal company, and I loive in Montreal, making me think they may have flown her in to shoot this, and I totally missed the opportunity to crawl up the fire escape of whatever hotel she was in to jerk off to her while she slept, as I lke to do with low level models with crazy names from other countries who are trying to make it in America the best way they know how….

She’s good. Even if Buffalo sucks.

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