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2012

20

Aug

Jojo’s Shitty Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day


The name Jojo fucking annoys me….how can a bitch be taken seriously…or at least be treated like anything but a worthless stripper whore when she tells you her name is Jojo with a straight fucking face…I don’t care if she is just riding her branding from when she was a tween and JoJo was a cute idea…or if she is actually tacky enough to go by this stupid fucking name…but I do know she takes a lot of bikini pics from afar for instagram because her bikini body is better from far…and far from good…but with my low standards and appreciation for girls who have been fucked by black guys…good enough.

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2012

20

Aug

Coco’s Ridiculous Photoshoot of the Day

Coco is fucking disgusting to me…but I don’t hate her for it…I mean I can’t hate every pig of a woman who gets half naked and flashes half her vagina, or sometimes her whole vagina, while rocking a fat dumpy ass implanted ass and some fake tits, like some gutter hooker trash that she clearly is and that she is clearly good at, cuz unlike other gutter hooker trash, she secured a millionaire Hip Hop legend to be her john….if anything, I appreciate that she exists…and inspires more girls to be like this….or at least give me some weirdness to try to understand…despite being trashy, unnecessary and not very pretty….


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2012

20

Aug

Michelle Hunziker in a Thong of the Day

The fascinatiing thing about this ass…is not that it belongs to super famous Michelle Hunziker…who I have done posts on but still don’t know what she is…or what she does…or really why I am even posting her shit…

I do know that she’s a mom…who like many whores had her kid when she was 18…probably trying to trap a man and secure her future with monthly paymens….a kid who is now 18…..and hot….but not quite as hot as her older, more experienced mother who bounced back from that pregnancy to become something this in her early 40s…something almost unhuman…but more importantly…a kid who is still hot enough to fuel mom/daughter fantasies we all have….at least tha I have…it is the whole reason I became a stepfather…


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2012

20

Aug

Christina Milian Does the Pool at a Ghetto Casino of the Day

Christina Milian brought her mom body, semi-black woman thickness out in a bikini at some really pretigious/luxurious/ghetto as fuck east coast Indian reserve Casino pool party that is trying to mimic Vegas trashy pool parties and she instagrammed it…I am sure the local retirees who pulled up in their RVs were impressed.

My favorite part of the experience wasn’t her t-shirt top she wore to avoid showing off wrecked, ravaged, not so fit mom body….but was her dimple cellulite ridden thighs….she couldn’ hide unless she was swimming in pants…

Awesome

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2012

20

Aug

Octomom’s Amazing Song of the Day

I was emailed this Octomom song the other day, because Octomom has been making moves…she has embraced her bottom feeding status and figured, she’s already got no shame, is hated, has no self respect and can’t make any money taking the high road….no matter hard she tried…so instead she just went fucking gutter…porn and making shitty music…like a low level Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian only older and with a tighter vagina…you know cuz having her 8 kids projected out of her is hardly as damaging as what those other embarrassments to humanity have put in their vaginas…

Either way, take a listen to this shit, and dance….

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2012

20

Aug

Noot Seear Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Noot Seear is some model from Canada who worked her way onto the Twilight movies….movie I have never seen, refuse to see, so I can’t tell you her involvement in them, but knowing your social skills, and virgin loser background, you probably have a model of her that you carved out of your dried semen, to complete your whole twilight cast semen-action figures and there’s nothing wrong with that…unless you’re trying to make friends…which we can assume you aren’t…

Here are some pics of Noot and her awesome immigrant name posing half naked for a photographer…cuz that is how you get noticed.

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2012

20

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Bra on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston, recently engaged, which is a good thing cuz based on her face….the best has come and gone….and it is all down hill from here…and she knows it…hence why she paid off a dude to end up with her…unless she curved her cunt behavior that scared every man between Brad Pitt and this one run….is showing her bra on set and I don’t think it is a hot thing in any way, cuz at a certain age, we like to keep the bra’s in the shirt, unless we are drunk and making bad judgement calls…


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2012

20

Aug

Carmen Electra Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Carmen Electra is flashing her panties and/or vagina that no one cares about anymore because she’s 90. It would be safe to assume that she’s doing it for attention, you know hoping to get noticed since her last big gig was hosting the opening of an obscure club in small town canada for 5,000 dollars, but I like to think she just doesn’t give a fuck, like all 90 year olds who have been battered and broken down…trying to stay that hot girl from the 90s forever….just throwing the towel in to get on with retirement…kinda thing..

Whatever the reason, at least it happened, cuz I’m still down to look up any skirt, relevant, famous, hot or not.


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2012

20

Aug

Cinitia Dicker Kinda Naked for Status Magazine of the Day

Cintia Dicker is a reminder to all redheads that there is hope….you know maybe, just maybe, you won’t end up being a freak like most redheads, all scary, pale, freckled and disgusting, with overly pink vaginas, transparent nipples, and bright orange pubic hair….but instead all bust, hot bodied, and a bikini model because we always need a leader of a tribe of freaks, a figurehead to give them all hope and to prevent them from killing themselves…and this bitch is it…at least for today cuz i like her…but maybe it’s just cuz her last name screams RAPE…and rape is our tribal instinct, something women are built for and have natural defenses against, and even if a bitch gets pregnant…let the rape baby live…to be a constant reminder how ineffective her natural rape defense is….at least according to your politicians….but let’s focus on Cintia Dicker….cuz she’s lovely.

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2012

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about going out in public is sawying as much offensive shit as possible, because being abrasive makes for awkwardness everywhere….I mean that and rape….also one of my favorite thing about going out in public, but in my defense, it isn’t rape if I’m rubbing my flacid cock against the leg of a girl who is far more fit than me, but tell that to the police…..they never listen.

Penelope Cruz and Monica Cruz Playing Super Mario Bros
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Ultimate Payback Prank? Possibly – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Most Epic Faceplants in Sports
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That’s What Friends Are For (VIDEO)
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Cristy Nicole – Pure Beauty (NSFW)
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So Tony Scott (Top Gun, Crimson Tide, True Romance, other awesome movies) Jumped Off A Bridge (1944 – 2012)
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Leanna Decker is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The 10 Worst TV Show Spin-offs
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Free Cam Shows For a Sexy Monday (NSFW)
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Huge Orgasm Makes This Red Head Almost Break Her Chair (NSFW)
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Oregon Bike Thief Gets Busted Hard by Bike’s Owner
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Jennifer Callaway in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Kids Crying Over Life of Timothy Green
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