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2012

11

Sep

Emma Watson’s Nipple Pasties of the Day

Emma Watson’s tit fell out of her dress at the premiere of some movie and the paparazzi got pics….like the bottom feeding rats they are….scrambling for any bit of food they can get….

People are calling it a Wardrobe Malfuncion….and I fucking hate the term “Wardrobe Malfunction”….partially because it is flimsy tabloid fodder, you know a catch phrase like calling Ryan Reynolds an Blake Lively – RAKE or Brad and Angelina BRANGELINA….just fucking stupid on all levels….yet embraced by the drones who digest this shit and love this shit…who are probably better off dead cuz they represent all that is bad in society….

You see, it is even worse, when the Malfunction in question was actually function, the shit designed to happen…hence why the bitch was wearing nipple pasties to begin with…

All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been wating to see her topless since the first Harry Potter….fans in all the wrong ways….not that I even hate on a tit popping out of a dress…but I hate what it happens to represent on this bitch….

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2012

11

Sep

Abbey Clancy is Hot in Lingerie for Frank White of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe too mature and not playful enough and whatever the reason….who the fuck cares…cuz she’s still a lingerie model….modeling lingerie….but I prefer when she’s fucking topless …..but I guess this mom body is alright to look at too….because it isn’t fat.

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2012

11

Sep

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini for UFC of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the paparazzi to get her stripper fix….and justify her fake tits….cuz male attention is her thing….who the UFC has hired to be their front….to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….you know to help the closet case fans who get boners for the shit….still come across straight to their peers cuz homosexual rings must remain secret…keeping the downlow like this was the 50s and Arianny Celeste was our wife and family while taking loads in our asses behind the local gas station….if you know what I mean…..

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2012

11

Sep

Jojo Levesque’s Fat Girl Bikini of the Day

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Jojo is on some JESSICA SIMPSON FAILED AT WEIGHT WATCHERS kick….cuz she posted a picture of her all wet in a fucking t-shirt by the pool…like she was the obese girl at the waterpark who didn’t want to get a sun burn cuz her skin is sensitive since there is so much of it….more importantly…cuz she didn’t want to broadcast her body since it is horrible to look at….but like all fat chicks…at least she’s got some tit…..

What it comes down to is who is Jojo anyway? I don’t mean on a philosophical lvel, of who is she at her core and what does she represent, I mean….I don’t know any of her songs, but I do know she was famous 10 years ago for being 15, perverts love that shit….

And now she’s on a comeback or something….a comeback that should involve more 2 piece bathing suits, it is a better look…unless she isn’t the one in the t-shirt…in which case this post is a real waste….kinda like all my posts.

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2012

11

Sep

Jordin Sparks is in her Less Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

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Bikini-Clad Jordin Sparks Celebrates One Year… by splashnews

Jordin Sparks is 50 pounds lighter than she was when she first hit the scene as some spoiled rich kid with a pro-athlete father and a dream of spreading her message through song…in a voice she felt was a talent that couldn’t go unheard…. but still fat in her bikini…..because even when you dedicate a year to eating well, and exercse, your fat ass always fucking wins, but in a way that doesn’t disgust me, cuz progress has been made, and health was chosen over diabetes, something all you fat bitches should use to inspire yourselves….fuck being ripped and a bikini model….that shit is almost unrealistic and unattainable especially when you start out at 250 lbs…..just stop eating the fucking donuts you fucking pig…you’ll live longer and guys will like fucking you more….and that’s pretty much what being a girl is all about…..

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2012

11

Sep

Chris Brown’s New Tattoo of the Day

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I am not a Fine Art critic, but luckily Chris Brown’s neck tattoo is not fine art, if anything it is ghetto as shit, and it is obvious that it is a battered woman, because I guess he is trying to come to terms and accept and embrace that dark time of his life, or some other bullshit line, when really it is just a way to get people to talk about him, because this Rihanna beating has been he best thing for his and her career….making you wonder how authentic the whole thing was to begin with even though beating a girl up seems like the most insane publicity stunt of all time….but then you see her KISSING HIM ON THE LIPS AT THE VMAS …. and you figure something’s up with this….Keep it gully.

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2012

11

Sep

Blake Lively is Pantsless for Allure October of the Day

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Hey remember when Blake Lively got married to Ryan Reynolds in a secret wedding in North Carolina the other day…..it was awesome….everyone is talking about it….so it must be important….even though neither Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds give a fuck about us…they don’t even know us by name…let alone get involved in who we are fucking….but for some reason we care about them…like they fucking matter….even though they really fucking don’t….I assume there is a PR company behind this story somewhere…covering up something….putting her out there pantsless for Allure for a reason….a reason I can only assume is to give me something to look at…..

Here are the pics…of her posing with a lamb and children….I wonder if she is Jesus…and whether this is a religious experience…

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2012

11

Sep

Erin Heatherton’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Hey remember when I did that Bar Refaeli post 4 minutes ago about how she used her tits to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame into a line of underwear she’s pushing aggressively, cuz might as well make all the money you can when you can….it’s simple business lessons many Israelis will teach you if you let them……

While, here’s the new vagina Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking, because he can, and might as well, stick his dick in all these half naked models who get paid to be half naked, cuz why bother lookin for pussy on your own, when you have model scouts out there and big brands like Victoria’s Secret out there doing the work for you…not tha someone like Leonardo DiCaprio would exclusively fuck one model…when he has the option to fuck all models…but this is his public number one…and she’s in a bikini showing you why she’s a star fucking model….it’s all in her body.

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2012

11

Sep

Bar Refaeli Big Tits for Twitter of the Day

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Friday night, Bar Refaeli was on Jimmy Fallon and I didn’t watch it because I find Jimmy Fallon an annoying twerp of a person who would have been someone I bullied in high school…due to his weak character….weak jokes….and weak existence…..while Bar Refaeli is thick, an opportunist, hustling underwear like she’s working in a Moroccan market, a peddler who just happened to fuck some of the right famous people and who achieved personal gain because of it….but at least she’s got some big old titties that I can use to distract me from all the hate that is going on in this shit….If you’re wondering why I’m posting this days after it happened….I have no answers for you, but I am impressed you are reading this as I am sure no one ever does…..

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2012

11

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Posing with Vintage Cars in Miami of the Day

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You know this picture isn’t all that hot…and I don’t even know if the model in the picture is Candice Swanepoel cuz I have facial recognition blindness…I just know she put it up on her instagram a few hours ago…and that I wouldn’t mind being the owner of the car she in next to so that I can pop open the trunk and throw her in it…driving her far away to a place no one will bother us….where we can plan our wedding and life of love together before the police helicopters find us and shoot me for kidnapping her…..you know a real romantic love story…cuz she’s my fucking favorite.

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