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2012

30

Aug

Kelly Brook in a Bikini on the Beach in Portugal for Twitter of the Day

It is possible that I hate all celebrity pussy because they taunt me all day and don’t let me fuck them….maybe that is why I look at all their flaws and call them fat, old, dumpy or uninteresting….Maybe I hate them cuz I can’t have them…making me bitter or maybe…just maybe they are in fact overrated….and maybe their big tits do come with big square uneventful asses…and maybe everyday girls who don’t waste their time aspiring to be famous are in fact hotter and have more substance that these bitches some company decided to shove down our throat….and maybe I’m just honest and objective cuz I know I’d fuck Kelly Brook…hell I’d fuck anything with a vagina….but that doesn’t mean I have to like it…or that I can’t call it out for being less great than her paycheck tells her she is….you know just cuz a movie cost 100,000,000 dollars to make doesn’t mean it is good…and just cuz a company sells a lot of product doesn’t mean the locally grown is of lesser quality…it’s all perspective…I’m not racist, I love all women, I will fuck all women, even during a herpes outbreak…but I can say that some women have great tits….and some women have shitty asses….and sometimes that happens on one woman…and today that woman is Kelly Brook…..but I do appreciate her self produced erotica, it shows good spirit and drive……

Here are some pics she took for twitter.

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2012

30

Aug

Arlenis Sosa for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Arlenis Sosa is a young enough model I have never heard of but assume she goes by the title “Victoria’s Secret Affirmative Action Stand In For Tax Credits and Overall Global Brand Imaging, Showcasing Their Commitment to people of all Cree, Color, Religion, age as long as they are under 30, size as long as they are a size 0 and breast size as long as they are a full b or bigger”….She is the tropical berry for Amercia to fall in love with and in turn buy bathing suits and bikinis…cuz selling 4 billion dollars of the shit a year is not enough….we must make more…sell more…and there will go no vagina untouched by our panty in the world over….

Who caress.

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2012

30

Aug

Aly Michalka in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Aly Michalka

Aly Michalka is some Disney chick who learned the importance of tits at a young age when the Diseny Execs were making her pose sex for them as they masturbated…..and has since gone one to great things…like buying herself a se of tits so that she get that attention again…only this time as paying work and not “do you know how many girsl would do this for free, it will launch their career, here’s 1000 dollars buy yourself something spcial cuz that’s all you’re getting Gary Coleman….now let’s play hide this Mckey Doll in an asshole”….kinda shit that I assume went down…..but only cuz that’s how it would go down if I was Disney….but more importantly that’s what I’ve concluded based on hard evidence of past Disney cast members who sold their souls to the company….

Either way, she’s at the lake and taking pics of her tits and I like it.

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2012

30

Aug

Neelia Moore for Jonathan Leder of the Day


Neelia Moore is some no name model but that doesn’t mean she isn’t awesome, lovely and erotic to look at….you know the kind of girl you want to have a Disney move romance with….with less child molesting and more unrequited love that ends with her pregnant and with me trying to punch her in the stomach, whether by pretending to have a nightmare, slipping and falling, staging a car accident…anything but to pollute the world with something my cum has created….you know it is for the benefit of society right….

Posted in:Neelia Moore|NSFW

2012

30

Aug

Kelly Kelly Ass in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Kelly is some wrestling babe with a hot fit body used to distract wrestling fans from the homo erotic….homo sexual….totally fucking flaming level of gayness that comes with watching two half naked guys playfight…seriously…I don’t think there is a gayer concept than that and if anything that is the basis of all great gay love stories….

She’s got a rockin’ ass, but more importantly she’s got amazing skills on the camera….I always have a hard time coaching girls on how to position themselve to send me awesome ass shots…but this bitch got it on lockdown….I feel like I’m hiding in the bushes staring on as I often do when I am around bikini clad women….

Posted in:Kelly Kelly

2012

30

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Thick for Twitter of the Day

I never really cared for Aubrey O’Day in the past…she was just some spoiled rich kid with an ego who annoyed me….cuz she thought she was great and hot and amazingly talented because she was on some Reality Show that didn’t matter….and because she had sex with Diddy…like so many girls before her….Sure she rode that wave of insignificance hard and long….flaunting her tits…getting fat for her fans who like their women thick…..

I only started to legitimately hate her after seeing her on Celebrity Apprentice…in her attempt to next level herself from one shitty TV show to the next….where she was annoying….but more importantly fat.

So now she’s continuing to ride that bullshit career and limited talent by pretending she has talent when she knows she doesnnt….but more importantly by pretending she has a hot body…when we know she doesn’t…

What a cunt.

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2012

30

Aug

Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

People used to get so mad at me when I would shit on Kim Kardashian…by calling her fat or disgusting or the pleasant and appealing color of feces…which is only fitting because she is fucking human waste and I don’t mean actually fucking human waste….unless you consider Kanye human waste…but is human waste…cuz she’s managed to pull off what she pulled off without being assassinated…in what I think are wars on humanity.

But now people are on my side…they all come back to me….because I am always right…..like KIm Kardashian is always posting half naked pics of herself on the internet….for attention….cuz it works.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A girl I am fucking behind my wife’s fat back and loving fucking behind my wife’s fat back because I hate fat backs…is trying to make me make her suck my dick with a knife to her neck….and it weirds me out because I like erotica more than throat rape….I am a romantic.

Here are some links…to start your day…..

These Twins Dancing Together Are Fucking Creepy – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders That Are Also Wives and Girlfriends of Sports Players
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Kim Kardashian Delusion Idiocy of the Day
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This Four Armed Robot is Rocking Out on a Set of Drums
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Jamie Edmonson is One Hot Red Head
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Joyce Jones is Sexy in Dark Lace
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Lady GaGa Poses For Terry Richardson, Makes Fun Of Lindsay Lohan
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30 Must-See Pictures Of Jessica Chastain
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These Web Cam Sluts Got What You Need (NSFW)
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This Chick Has a Little Something Hiding In Her Pants (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the NFC South
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Shannon is Sexy in a Lacy Sweater (SITE NSFW)
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This Waterdrain Waterslide Looks Pretty Fucking Dangerous But Really Fucking Fun As Well – VIDEO
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These Sexy Games Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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2012

30

Aug

Mandy Moore’s Hard Nipples of the Day


The other day was the 3 year anniversary of DJ AM’s death….and Mandy Moore was one of his girlfriends who was his friend til the end…who you probably know as some bitch who has has a bunch of songs, was a teen dream poptart or at least jailbait that you have probably jerked off to her at least once…rocking her hard nipples….is a pretty decent tribute of a fallen soldier…in what people may consider tasteless but to me just makes sense…cuz braless titties with hard nipples are awesome…

RIP homie who kinda hated me but was still nice to me 98 percent of the time.


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Posted in:Mandy Moore

2012

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I gave a hot as fuck girl jogging the thumbs up….and she turned around and gave me the finger…if shee didn’t want me to notice…why was she wearing the shortest shorts jacked up her twat…more importantly…why does she have to be so rude to a stranger encouraging her fitness…why does it have to be seen as creepy…why can’t we all just get along…there was a time we knew our neighbors and said hi to each other and even if we only said hi cuz we wanted to play with them with our penis….I’d be offended, but luckily I’m a seasoned creep.

Here are some links….

Courtney Stodden Turned 18 Today And Already Has Four Porn Offers
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Fuck Jon Gotti, Lindsay Lohan is the New Teflon Don. Non of This Bitches Charges Stick
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Hottest Cheerleader WAG
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Some Awesome Skateboarding
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Roxeanne Celeste is My New Slutty Gf – Video
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Miranda Kerr is Hot as Fuck for David Jones
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Awesome Bum Fight with Crutches
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I Wish Blake Lively Would Ride Me the Way She’s Riding That Vespa
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Tulisa Contostavlos In Her Tight Dress
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Chrissy Has Got Curves in All the Right Places
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Erica Has Some Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Layla Shah is Type of Girl I’d Like to Be with Forever
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Web Cam Girls You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of (NSFW)
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No Soup For Lindsay Lohan. Fucking Useless Cunt.
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Grabbing A Handful Of Bar Rafaelis Tits
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Bernice Garcia is One Hot Blonde
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WTF Photo of the Day – SNAKE EDITION
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Back To The Future Meets Grand Theft Auto IV: Gun it to 88!
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Amateur Hottie is a Squirter (NSFW)
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50 of the Funniest Sports Memes
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times (NSFW)
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Stacey P and Sarah Topless at the Beach Video (NSFW)
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Man, Partying With Prince Harry Sounds Kind of Awesome
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Aubrey O’Day Tweets Semi Nude Photo (SITE NSFW)
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Backwoods Barbie is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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NYC Crutch Fight! Yesssss! – VIDEO
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This Chimp is Feeding a Baby Tiger and It’s Basically Amazing – VIDEO
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Lauren Goodger Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Who’s Ready To Fuck The Next Disney Chick?
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Paula Labaredas Shows You Where You Can Stick Your Cock
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Koala Video of the Day
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Holly Madison is a Pregnant Whore
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Awesome Waterslide
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A Little Kate Hudson Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Kim Kardashian is a Piece of Trash And Is Already Trying On Wedding Dresses
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Rihanna and Joan Rivers are fighting. Um, okay.
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Ariel Rebel Doesn’t Disappoint
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Joy is All Oiled Up
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20 Demanding Celebs And Their Over The Top Requirements
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Horny Brunette is Dildoing, Nuff Said
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The Agony Of 100 Orgasms A Day
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Hey There Short Shorts
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WTF is Rita Ora Wearing?
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Paula LeBaredas Ass Flash
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Sexy Slut and Her Dildo (NSFW)
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Kyra Sedgewick is Still Totally Bangable
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Old Spice’s New Campaign is Mental
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Some Bitch Named Mollie King has a Hot Fucking Ass
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New Zealand Soldiers Do an Awesome Farewell to a Fallen Comrade
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Arianny Celesete is Hot for Maxim
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Lady Over Does Piercings on Her Pussy
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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French Orgy at the Pool
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