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2012

29

Aug

Candice Swanepoel is Awesome in Elle Brazil of the Day

Being a huge fan of Candice Swanepoel for reason I like to call her awesome fucking face and body that are both amazing to look at in picture and video especially when she is half naked and getting paid like a hooker…..because I like girls who get naked for money….especially when they look like Candice Swanepoel…you know the kind of girl who will either motivate me to write her love songs….or motivate me to get arrested by climbing up her fire escape to watch her sleep…because sometimes, like times like this, stalking is romance…especially when I convince her that I am just trying to be her hero….

Here’s the video from her hot Elle Brazil shoot.

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2012

29

Aug

Izabel Goulart for Cia Maritima Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Izabel Goulart has a hard face but with that hard face comes a hard fucking body….that looks pretty fucking spectacular in a bikini as she grinds like the bikini model she is….but that would look a lot fucking better grinding hard against my face….

I want to play with her….using my penis….to make her my sex kitten that my penis wears as a mitten….but that’s kinda how I feel about all girls…especially when I’m looking at them half naked in picture…

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2012

29

Aug

Selena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day

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Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use contraception lik a good catholic, eat a whole lot of corn and beans, and shit gets fucking sloppy….even when you work the hotel cleaning crew harder, and make more beds than the next mexican…but I guess that has nothing to do with their thickness and it is instead a genetic issue that just comes with being inbred, indigenious, brown, spanish speaking people….or maybe…just maybe…Selena Gomez has turned to emotionally eating since her boyfriend won’t fuck her as he is too busy getting fucked by Usher for personal gain…forcing her to turn to ice cream eating….or maybe….just maybe….Selena Gomez is in a fat suit…

Either way, I’d still fuck her like I was molesting her, because I know she’s 20, and that makes all the dirty fantasties okay…..

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2012

29

Aug

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Maxim Portugal August 2012 of the Day

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I followed Rosie Huntington Whiteley on Instagram last night for no real reason other that boredom and laughed when I saw the last two pics she posted were of her husband’s recent movie – Expendables 2 – making me realize that just cuz she looks hot to fuck…doesn’t mean she has good taste in entertainment…and just because she’s promoting her bald, rich, famous husband’s movie…doesn’t mean she has bad taste in entertainment…it just means she’s pretty much smitten as shit over him…and that he fucks her proper enough to make her hooked on him…cuz to us she’s hot as fuck…but to herself she’s just a girl…weak to the man she’s with….owned by him…making her his greatest cheerleader…..a cheerleader you’d all pay 1000 dollars an hour for but that he gets for free…cuz he gets paid more than that…and girls love money….even when they have it….

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2012

29

Aug

Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in for permanent residence status….since she’s hit the top she wanted to hit when fucking all those people to get there….an Emmy, critical acclaim, praise and fans, money….all things that were never expected when she was debating being a stripper when she was a fresh off the boat single mother….and can let things go….I mean I guess that’s why she’s wearing some flashy, shiny, dress you’d expect to see at some Hispanic prom, Hispanic wedding, Hispanic Christening, Hispanic Sunday….and that makes me laugh…while her big tits make me horny….

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2012

29

Aug

Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

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Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid….

So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex…..

Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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2012

29

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot of the Day

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I don’t know if Lindsay Lohan is trying to be hip hop….all gangster…being brought down for crimes against society…stealing everything she comes in contact with….like she was the fucking G-Unit….but if she is she’s coming across as embarrassing as the whitest black guy ever who was next to me in line….when he asked a gully black girl if she is “Keeping it Real”….up on some Steve Urkel shit….

You see cuz Lohan is a fucking poptart….rich kid who is worth a couple of million and who is fucking famous and has all the opportunity in the world to make her life memorable…whether by leaving the entertainment industry…or working in it…but fluttering around it like some spoiled cunt…is just annoying…

I look at her with hate…cuz she has what so many people want…hot tits, opportunity, access, celebrity, money and she’s shitting all over it cuz she’s some broken girl…but at the same time…seeing her publicity stunts about stealing jewelery or racking up hotel bills is kinda hysterical…it can’t be real…the fact it was leaked kinda proves that….when all she has to do is release a fucking sex tape….something I am sure is cumming…and so will I….

Either way…she’s a fucking retard I want to fuck….but then again…so is every retard…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

29

Aug

Genevieve Morton Tits in MIRACLESUIT 2013 Collection of the Day

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I don’t know if being the bikini model for a fat chick bathing suit that makes you look 10 pounds lighter is a dream job for a busty as fuck model who usually models bikinis under hotter circumstances, at least she was before totally letting herself go….you know in order to land this job….a diet of donuts and ice cream to make this campaign honest and truthful and not a lie that is using models who have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women…to pretend they are fat and just look like they have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women thanks to a bathing suit….and I don’t really care about the details or circumstances, I am just happy looking at models with bodies hotter than 98 percent of women….

Miraclesuit is gonna make a lot of women unhappy when they realize the miracle isn’t that they end up looking like Genevieve Morton…but still like the fat slobs they are….

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2012

29

Aug

Lady Gaga Horribly Not Erotic for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Lady Gaga can afford to hire the best hipster turned high fashion photographer to make herself look good cuz he has the ability to make models look grimey and hot…while making grimey girls look like angels I want to tongue…even though I’d normally not want to tongue them unless they were covered in saran wrap…cuz even with my low standards…I rarely eat out hookers….even though they have more flavor than non-hookers….even though I view all women as hookers…whether working for their rich husband, famous boyfriend, or random guys who make them feel good…sex is always a transaction…..but unfortunately…Gaga can only look good in an autopsy photo after suicide….you see cuz she’s the fucking worst….

Amateur porning out or not…she’s really not hot…that face of a demon throws everything off….even that ass that I’ve grabbed behind her security’s back before she was famous and that was nice to touch….but destroyed by everything about her…

Here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Don’t tell a girl you are trying to fuck up the ass while you’re fucking her up the pussy…that in prison they’d call her asshole her man pussy….it will both turn her off and make her think you are gay….and thus that you’re giving her AIDS….and she won’t let you finish…and that’s the truth….

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Meanwhile, In Bulgaria – VIDEO
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MMA Ring-Girl Arianny Celeste Poses for Sexy Maxim Korea Soccer Shoot
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WTF Photo of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Kasara Larson is White Hot Platinum Blonde
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Kate Upton’s Breasts Want You to Hear This
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Heather Rae Young is Playmate of the Month
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Web Cam Sluts That You Will Love (NSFW)
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Analeigh Tipton Strikes A Pose On The Cover of “Wonderland”
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off at 30 000 Feet (NSFW)
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Lily Has One Hot Ass
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Ice Cream Man Messes With Hot Chick
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times
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