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2012

10

Sep

Sarah Shahi for Maxim’s October Issue of the Day

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She’s 32, She’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate…..despite how sexy she is….cuz racism doesn’t get blinded by sexy to your puritan freaks….while I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV……but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater….

She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutonary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….and here is her rockin’ hard in Maxim…giving boners like she wasn’t old, washed up, and expired…I dig it.

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2012

10

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate when people…especially people I don’t know…wish me a Happy Day….whether it be Happy Monday or Happy Friday….Happy Tuesday or Happy Shut the Fuck Up Day….save the Happy for Birthdays and the day I get divorced….because you sound like a children’s show host talking down at me…..and it’s the fucking worst….

Happy day…here are some links…

LOL Cat Video Kicks Off the Week – VIDEO
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The Hottest Single Athelete Babes in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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A Fail Compilation is Always Good for Shits and Giggles
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Vanity Cruz is a Sexy Amateur Brunette
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Lindsay Lohan Injected Herself Into The Tom Cruise Girlfriend Auditions Story
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Molly Shaw is Red Hot and I Like It
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10 Awesome Bill Clinton GIFs From The DNC 2012
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Web Cam Girls That Know How to Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Porn Fails Are Awesome and I We Could Find More of Them (NSFW)
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Boy-Raping Teacher: I Would’ve Raped More if Hubby Didn’t Catch Me
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Claudia is Sexy in Black Lingerie
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Demi Lovato Gets Burned on the X Factor
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Sexy Games to Waste Time on a Monday, Cause Everyone Should Coast on Monday (NSFW)
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2012

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My encouraging of girls developing eating disorders or at least to stop the cake, fast food and other shit they shouldn’t be eating that makes them dumpy and at risk for diabest saves fucking lives…all you feminists who want them to embrace their bodies are doing nothing positive for their overall performance as a person…you are just encouraging their short comings, weaknesses, and disgusting…like telling a bitch with meth scabs to keep smoking meth cuz her scabs look Marilyn Monroe’s beauty marks…shit’s fucking backwards…and when chubby girls thank me fore making them question that slice of pizza, who have dropped 30 lbs and are amazing in life and love…I feel like the hero I know I am…despite what fat lesbians say I am…..

Here are some links to get you through the weekend while I cry.

Heidi Klum Hard Nipple
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Lindsay Lohan is Officiel The Biggest Fucking Idiot Ever. EVER
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Long Board Fail Becomes a Win!
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Mila Kunis Hot for Vogue Brazil
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Beyonce on a JetSki
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Sexy Squats!
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25 Greatest Fan Take Downs
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Kris Jenner Thinks Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Is Exploiting Her. Kris Jenner. Let’s All Pause and Think About That For a Second
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The 10 Biggest High School Comedy Movie Clichés
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Kate Upton Took Her Cleavage For A Fashion Night Out
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Alessandra Ambrosio Showed Up Somewhere, Look Hot as Per Usual
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Hillary Fisher is Sexy on the Farm (NSFW)
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Armida is Sexy on the Rocks (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Layla Rose is a Latin Hottie
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Frisky Friday Hotness From Me to You
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Cam Show Sluts To Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Todd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial – VIDEO
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Blonde Amateur Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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True Love Just Jumped Off A Bridge: Will Arnett & Amy Poehler Broke Up
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Some Sexy Games to Keep You Busy (NSFW)
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Playmate Irina Ivanova in Bed (NSFW)
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Hanna Hall Topless in Movies (NSFW)
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God Bless America (NSFW)
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Check Out the Shady Gators Bikini Contest
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Spice Girl Geri Halliwell Upskirt in the Park (SITE NSFW)
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Kello Brooke Maxim Video Hotness
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Taylor Swift Boring at the VMAs
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A Selection of Red Carpet Ladies From the VMAs Last Night
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WTF is Christina Aguilera Wearing? Gross
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Made in China – A Gallery
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Lawsuits: Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Sues Adult Film Company For “Ben & Cherry’s Boston Cream Thighs” Flick
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Vicki and Chesney Get It On (NSFW)
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Research Exposes Risky Sexual Practices Of Students (NSFW)
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I Love Me a Hot Model Type
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A Bunch of Babes For Fashion’s Night Out
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Web Cam Babe Flashes Her Tits (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Charlize Theron SPeaks Afrikaans and it is Sexy
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Blake Lively in Marie Clarie South Africa
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Best and Worst Moments of the VMAs
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Most Annoying Sound – Remix
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Conan Moons the Crowd
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100 Best Cheerleader Pics
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Hottest Chicks in Sports
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Screaming Sheep Cuz They Know the Farmer is Coming For Love
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Layla Rose is a Hot Spic in Video I want to take for Some Tacos…
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Rosario Dawson in Some Spic Magazine
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Mom Does Gangnam Style
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Japanese Facials
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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2012

07

Sep

Kate Upton Huge Monster at FNO of the Day

Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her….

Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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2012

07

Sep

Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook has really fucking put her 32 year old huge fucking tits to work the last few months….I can only assume it is because she knows she only has a few more months, maybe a year left in her and she’s gotta bank as much as she can, cuz you know that she looks at herself in the mirror and sees nipples aiming more towards the ground, wrinkles violating her face, and goes to sleep hearing screams of her uterus saying feed me…something she did a few months ago, before deciding it was best for the family to squash that move, and instead make money….and little fetus who may or may not be in a jar on her bedside table, as a beacon of what she sacrificed and a tool to inspire her to go that extra mile in her push to be the best big tits she can….and for that I commend her…cuz I hate babies, hate ruined mom bodies, love huge titties, on a body that’s making money getting half naked….Kelly Brook is an inspiration to us all and here’s her 2013 calendar she shot for the 1% of the population who still use calendars….all in their fucking late 70s…as the rest of us rock our smart phones…

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2012

07

Sep

Miley Cyrus in a Weird Photoshoot of the Day


Miley Cyrus released some new pics on her website…with her new hair…and some were semi-slutty…but not slutty enough for my liking…since there was no labia being spread….or objects being inserted…even though pics of Miley alone give me boners…because she’s at her fucking hottest…she’s built to last…good country structure that isn’t country at all but that is fucking skinny…in ways I want to explore with my tongue….I mean as long as she remains in pictures…because you know that as soon as you’re in a room with her…she’s loud and attention seeking…not damaged enough to realize that she’s not as important as she thinks she is….only surrounded by friends who use her..suck up to her and help inflate her brat bubble that I’d like to fill up with me semen.

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2012

07

Sep

Pauley Perrette Scares Me in Her Bikini of the Day

Before today….I had no idea who Pauley Perrette was…I just assumed she was some teen nobody who got famous because she was handicapped….you know a retard…or mongloid if you’re into vintage throwback terms for waterheads…not that there’s anything wrong with being handicapped, or famous for having Downs Syndrome….I figure if you have Downs, you might as well exploit it, cuz when you’re famous your Downs doesn’t seem to matter as much, as groupies are more willing to suck you off….just look at Mini-Me as a special olympics idol…dude gets pussy that would never fuck him pre-celebrity…cuz girls are whores and drawn to status even if that status comes with things that society deems freakish or abnormal…

That said, she’s not a handicap teen, she’s actually 43 years old….and she’s tweeting bikini erotical…

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2012

07

Sep

Jasmine Lennard Celeb Big Brother Leaked Nude of the Day

Jasmine Lennard is some UK celebrity who people in the UK probably don’t consider a celebrity, becasue all she’s really done is big brother…but she does have wikipedia page so that must mean something…more importantly…she recently had a nude pic of her leaked to twitter that she is now publicly fighting….even though it is safe to say that she was the one involved in the picture in the first place…mainly because she is in the fucking thing…and now one would really even notice the shit got leaked if she wasn’t being a fucking annoyance about it….I guess that’s what happens when you are a rich bitch with a ririch father and a Chanel model mother who probably resented you you’re entire life for ruining their fun and being annoying…hence why she’s using her resources to achieve this Kim Kardashian level of bullshit fame…without even releasing a video…when everyone knows this is the video era…you aren’t shit unless dick is in your mouth in motion….

The funniest thing is that shee has a kid with Shifty from Crazytown, the crackhead who was on all the rehab shows….who hasn’t done shit in a decade and who can barely afford a pot to piss in after his one-hit-wonder fizzled out….

Awesome strategy on her party….let’s have a kid with the poor drug addict who was once famous…..I guess the good news is she’s got a nice lookin pussy from this angle…meaty in the good way not the mangled rape victim hacked up way….

Either way, she’s a good girl. I like the way she plays.

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2012

07

Sep

Some Pregnant Holly Madison Bikini Pics of the Day

Holly Madison made it in life as a nude model in Playboy and I guess she’s out endorsing her out of wedlock, statistic in training, future criminal with a criminal father and stripper who pretends to be more than a stripper mother genetic pool, fetus that is polluting her uterus the only way she knows how….by posing in a bikini….once a whore always a whore…a constant that makes me happy in this cold miserable evil filled world….

She’s not ready to drop porn fetish worthy yet, but when she is, you’ll probbaly be sure to see her spread eagled…cuz that’s just the kind of lady she is.


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2012

07

Sep

Elena Gomez Hot Immigrant in Maxim Portugal of the Day

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Elena Gomez is on some Selena Gomez kick…but that’s just because they have the same spic name, only instead of being a Mexican or Puerto Rican or Cuban or Dominican or whatever the fuck Bieber’s beard who sex offended him like she was Usheer is….this Elena Gomez is OG Spanish, straight from fucking Spain…and I’m guesing she’s some kind of Glamour Model, doing the whole UK Glamour model half naked hustle, but maybe she’s more relevant and important than that….but we will never know, cuz this is probably the last time we see her name, cuz we are North American, we have our own local vagina to fixate on….and we only like imports when they are fucking our men, or in our movies, and based on this Elena bitch’s stance, talent is not someething that is gonna take her international…

Always judge a book by its cover….

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