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2012

01

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Some Tight Pants of the Day


Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…but that can still give you hope that one day your bald ass will be rich enough to make a hot bitch fall for you…you know cuz money makes women blind to flaws…as big tits make men blind to everything else in the world….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s wearing tight pants.


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2012

01

Oct

Shenae Griemes in Panties for a Photoshoot of the Day


I don’t care for Shenae Grimes no matter how naked she is. I met her once, accidentally, and didn’t even notice her as someone I’d want to fuck, but instead I think I called her a fucking groupie of the mutual friend she was with, before being told she was a big bright star on the biggest load of shit TV show….90210 the next generation…but for some reason, everything looks better and more interesting when it is half naked….but in Shenae Grimes’ case…that’s still not all that interesting…

here are the pics.

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2012

01

Oct

Anna Claudia Ferraz is Hot in Women’s Health South Africa of the Day


There is not much on the internet about this Anna Claudia Ferraz character…but she’s in Women’s Health South Africa looking good, so I lik her….

I was going to say that Women’s Health magazine having a South Africa version is funny, because my ignorant ass believes it would be a free pamplhet AIDS Aid Workers would be handing out in villages in Afrikaan….but I guess there’s an upper class community that doesn’t livee in tribal villages and not HIV Positive…..

But I am pretty confident getting a gig modling in Women’s Health South Africa can’t be considered a big break, you’d get more exposure working the cash at Walmart in the midwest, but she is pretty spectacular to look at…I may be in love.

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2012

01

Oct

Carmen Electra is Too Old for this Outfit of the Day

Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast and likes to bet her and take her to pasture to graze….there are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off…

Seeing a 40 year old dressed like this on any day that isn’t Halloween is just awkward…..


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2012

01

Oct

Myleene Klass in Littlewoods Lingerie of the Day

According to Wikipedia this Myleene Klass is worth 22 million dollars.

According to all logic in my head..let’s K-Fed her.

But the problem is that she’s probably not broken enough to bother with me, you need the child stars who are all fucked emotionally, who can’t trust their parents, who you offer stability and support, making them believe it is you and them against the world, you know cuz they’ve always been told what to do and how to act, so you just build off that…while Myleene Klass is just self made in the UK music scene, even though I’ve never heard of her, but I have seen her 34 year old body in lingerie like she was my gf trying to add spice to our love life…and so have you.

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2012

01

Oct

Milena Taborda is Hot for Latina Magazine of the Day


Milena Taborda is a model who i in some magazine called Latina that I assume is a porn fetish magazine much like 40+, ready to drop, big and beautiful…you know what I’m getting at…low level shit that she probably wasn’t paid much to be in…and that unfortunately doesn’t have any spread vagina pics…making my outrageous claims this is a fetish mag more believable….but that she did to cross over to America….cuz her low level modeling in whatever latin country she is from….isn’t taking her very far…I hear they pay her in pesos.

All this to say I like Latina girls as long as they aren’t the overly passionate kind who cut your dick off while you’re sleeping cuz they saw you were googling porn videos…

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2012

01

Oct

Anna Selezneva for Tits Vogue Russia of h Day


Anna Selezneva is a model and I like models cuz they know how to look good in picture, but also how to get naked for fashion, in efforts to get ahead, and that gets me what I want with far less pressure, work, risk of STDs, it’s like hand delivered instead of me sending flowers and love letters and taking her on dates….

She’s Russian and Armenian…which confuses me cuz she doesn’t have a beard…but maybe that’s cuz she’s only 22 and the beard grows in around Ki Kardashian’s age…

She’s doing Yoga Poses remindning me to sign-up to local yoga classes for masturbation purposes, provided I don’t die from fitness.

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2012

01

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Good morning sunshine….may your day be filled with as much brightness as your smile brings to my life….may this beautiful day be filled with peace, love and happiness…and may I bring you joy and masturbation fodder via this morning’s links….

Cuddles….

Hide and Seek Ninja Cat is Our LOL Cat of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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World’s Fastest Beer Opening Chugging in the World. BEAT THAT! – VIDEO
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8 Bit Gangnam Style!!!! – VIDEO
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Jessica Anne Marie is SUPER Naughty (SEMI NSFW)
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I’d Love to Be All Over Naja
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The 10 Most Underrated Shows on TV Right Now
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Kate Middleton Had a Maryilyn Monroe Moment
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Arab Babe With All Natural Titties
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Diana Argon
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Dee is Wearing Barely Anything (NSFW)
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Giant Bikini Girl Destroys a City Like Godzilla – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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2012

30

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Was “allegedly” Assaulted by a Republican of the Day

So Lohan invited a dude back to her hotel for an after party last night, that ended with the dude getting arrested for assaulting her….

His name was Christian Labella, he’s obviously connected, and they deleted his facebook, but before they did we grabbed this pic of him and Paul Ryan….cuz he is connected with the Republicn party…

The story is that she freaked on him for taking a pic of her and he ended up choking her and mounting her…cuz she’s clearly a cunt and he clearly has a tempers and thinkshe is above the law….

Luckily she wasn’t alone with him, or this publicity stunt coulda ended in murder, but instead her friends pulled him off her, and she ran for the fire alarm in some over dramatic rich kid drama…..

But then again…this could all be Lohan overreacting…..because she’s fucking insane….

As someone who has been invited back to Lohan’s hotel room after partying a few years ago….I know she’s insane…But I didn’t have the urge to take pics of her or beat her up…I was too busy trying to figure out why she was locked in her bedroom for an hour…only to come out in pajama pants and heels to do a stripper dance to her album she never released…before breaking down and crying about Sam Ronson…reading the texts to me as they came in in one of the weirder nights of my life….I was too thrown off but if I was on my A-Game…I would have been tryig to save her….but Lohan didn’t want me to be her superman….she was too busy crying, laughing, dancing, screaming and eating french fries….

Now who is Christian LeBella – Lohan Beater…..

Well Governor Sarah Palin endorsed this Christian La Bella for role as president of a fraternity at University of San Diego…because she likes woman beater…not that I can confirm or deny this is actually her or a prank…but for the sake of this post…let’s say it is legit.

He also worked for the Republican party this past summer….

And based on our research….hard hitting journalist…he’s from Beverly Hills….but the slums of Beverly Hills….with a 6 bedroom and 3 bath 900k house…..but I guess it got him in the right circles…no wonder he’s angry…he’s the non rich kid amongst rich kids…

Here’s a pic of his house….

Which would explain his bitterness, or excitement getting invited to her hotel room, what is that in the driveway, a 1990 CRV, I hope it belongs to the Mexicans working the yard…or it could be humiliating pulling into the country club for him…so humiliating and probably why he fucking rages out on his quest to being society…

All this to say…what a fucking asshole….never beat up women….

UPDATE – THE CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED CUZ LOHAN REMAINS TO BE FUCKING CRAZY BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE DIDN’T FIGHT HER IT JUST MEANS SHE OVERREACTED LIKE A NUTCASE AND IS TRYING TO COVER IT UP OR IT MEANS IT WAS AN ATTENTION GRAP PUBLICITY STUNT

Lohan got choked out had scratches on her neck, but said she didnt want to go to the hospital. refused treatment so they dropped the assault charges

She wouldn’t go to hospital cuz she was on drugs…and/or Paul Ryan needed to keep his image clean….and/or it didn’t actually happen….and/or who fucking cares.

UPDATE 2 – Lohan is a brat who wastes tax payers money and police time in her crazy coked out freak outs. I’ve met her and she’s the kind of girl who will call the police on you for no reason cuz she’s crazy…..what a waste of tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

30

Sep

Justin Bieber Threw Up on Stage of the Day

Justin Bieber is one step closer to Falling the fuck off….as he pukes on stage.

As much as I hate seeing people puking, on the street, in porn, or on my dick when the crackwhore is drunk, dying and and sucking my dick, I love seeing this…

Sure it could be food poisoning, or maybe it is USHER’s semen, dude fills the belly up like donkey in heat or maybe it is drinking, drugs and other ailments today’s youth, especially, former child stars, face….

THis is the video of the fucking weekend.

Here’s some Selena Gomez cuz she sex offended him before her implants / weight gain for marketing purposes….and may still be pretend dating him for marketing purposes to make this post less homo….cuz puking twinks isn’t erotic…it’s just funnny

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