2012
28
Sep
Cintia Dicker – Alyssa Miller – Jessica Gomes – Genevieve Morton are in the first preview of the SI Calendar tha will be in the stockings of ghetto homes nation wide this X-Mas…thanks mom and dad for the shittiest fucking gift ever…I’ve already seen all these pics last february when they were in the magazine…but more importantly…I don’t need a fucking calendar I have a computer, phone and all things that make calendar’ obsolete…but the bitches are hot…and here are the pics….
Posted in:SI
2012
28
Sep
Anyone who says Candice Swanepoel has a shitty face is clearly not looking at what is important….her ass.
Maybe I am bias since she’s my gf who doesn’t know it yet….but I think she’s perfect…even in these boring fucking pics from Victoria’s Secret….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2012
28
Sep
I don’t know how I feel about this hipster….sure she’s skinny and tall and a lot like a model…but her face is like a horror movie victim trying to struggle to stay alive after being attacked….
These hipster with their sexual ambiguity and fashion sense…make it confusing for me…where ravaged and coked up is sexy….like she’s homeless and given up even though she has a trust fund…
But I guess what matters is her trendsetting bush…because Bald is for the Kardashians and real girls have muff like it is the 70s and I love that…but more importantly I may love this Skrillex looking bitch…but that just just goes to show you that if you get a girl naked enough, she looks always looks ok enough for me.
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
28
Sep
I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.
Posted in:Kylie Minogue
2012
28
Sep
Like most girls…Lucy Pinder has tits…but unlike most girls…Lucy Pinder has life changing tits…tits that inspire…and that she has made a living out of…but I think I am just tapping into my animalistic hormones today…cuz every girl I see is giving me fucking boners…all because they don’t look like my wife….even if they are old enough to be my wife…or maybe…Lucy Pinder’s a babe…..a babe who knows her worth and shows her titties to prove it…cuz really…tits aren’t a big deal…
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2012
28
Sep
Another Euro Mag has managed to bring back the good old fashioned paparazzi scandal pics that feel like they aren’t staged like all the modern new age paparazzi pics…because looking at them makes me feel like a creep stalker on the fire escape peering down at a girl changing her bikini….but not just any girl…the future Queen, Pauper turned Princess, every girl’s Disney Dream….
You can take the girl out of the public pool or beach, but she’s still gotta change out of her bikini…that trashy luxurious lottery winning slag….and the nice thing about it is you can kinda see some beaver action if you have awesome nerd pervert vision…..that clearly I don’t have…cuz I only consider it a vagina shot if I see labia blowing in the wind…this series of shadows and pixelation from the printing and scanning just confuses me…but I’ll do my part as a member of the commonwealth to jerk off to it…cuz peeping on anyone…especially a flasher who likes it…is hot.
Fancy.
Posted in:Kate Middleton
2012
28
Sep
One of the most tragic things in life is sleeping through a booty call…it’s like the girl gets drunk and is willing…but you’re out cold in bed with your fat wife like some kind of asshole…
Here are some morninglinks…
Ashley Erin is All Bent Over (SITE NSFW)
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50 Cent Is Tired Of These Motherf*ckin’ Masturbaters On This Motherf*ckin’ Internet!
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Meet Megan Mooney (SITE NSFW)
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25 Movies That Killed Careers
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Free Cam Shows Make a Happy Friday (NSFW)
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This Chick Doesn’t Care WHERE She Gets Off (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Odette Annable
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I’d Like to Be All Over Whitney Rose (NSFW)
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How to: Order McDonald’s – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Help End the Week Right – NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
27
Sep
Daytime drinking has kicked my ass….I think I am getting fucking old…or my liver is fucking damaged…too damaged to process booze…cuz 8 drinks in and I’m passed out on the fucking floor for 8 hours…only to be rudely woken up by my fat wife…who I assume is bust trying to find food for her fat ass…but is heavy breathing in the process..cuz fat people don’t have good cardio…
Here are the stepLINKS….
Dina Lohan Gave Advice To Amanda Bynes’ Parents. Oh, Good.
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Kunt Gosselin is About to Have All Her Secrets Spilled
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iPAD Slap
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Redneck Bikini Contest
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Marilyn Monroe Re-Visited
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25 TV Characters Who Dated Out Of Their League
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Katy Perry’s Ex-Boyfriend Killed A Lady, Then Fell Off A Roof And Died. Wait, What?
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Amanda Marie is Taking Her Top Off (SITE NSFW)
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Mary Anne Bends Over In Thigh Highs (NSFW)
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Jasmin T is Super Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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Veronica Lavery is Hott Stuff
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“We’re All a Little Gay!” – Honey Boo Boo Child (VIDEO)
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Free Cam Shows Are a Little Ray of Sunshine For Today (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Odette Annable
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This College Girl Doesn’t Care Where She Gets Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Sexy Games If You Are In The Mood For a Little Naughty Fun (NSFW)
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Nicola Mclean Pokies Anyone? (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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These Sexy Twins Are the Ultimate 2 for 1
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Redneck Bikini Contest is Fine By Me – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde Pokies In Her New Movie Where She’s a Stripper! Yes!!!
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Gwenyth Paltrow and Nicole Richie – Who Would You Rather?
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More Amanda Bynes Crazy Watch!
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Fun With a FAT Ass (SITE NSFW)
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Chealsea Lately Parodied The Kardashians and Its Awesome – VIDEO
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Sasha Rose is Bending Over (NSFW)
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Sex Doll “Rescued” From Sea! Turkish Divers Feel Like Idiots!
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Sex Doll “Rescued” From Sea! Turkish Divers Feel Like Idiots!
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Nude on Her Bed, Check It Out
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Ke$ha Had Sex With a Ghost. Wait, What?
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Of Cour$e The Karda$hian$ ‘Don’t Care’ About Kanye’$ $exTape Probably $tarring Kim Karda$hian
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Over Eager Ballerina
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Kayley Cuoco’s 2005 Nipples
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How To Order McDonalds
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Grandpa’s New Dance Craze
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Boiling Frog Experiment
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Tina Fey is Disgusting
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Firework Nut shot Fail
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Miley Cyrus PSA
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Party Babes USA
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Taylor Vixen spends time alone at her room
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Today’s Random Porn
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Kirsten Price fondles her beautiful breasts and pussy
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
27
Sep
No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.
Posted in:Cameron Diaz
2012
27
Sep
These Kelly Brook pictures are really not all that interesting at all…if anything, they are straight up boring as fuck. Sure sure they feature her big fucking tits, but that’s kinda the whole point of her, so anytime you see her name on my site, or any site, that’s pretty much what we’re gonna expect….except when shit is for France…when it is for France I expect it to be abou her nipple….what a waste of a photoshoot….in what is the final run for this set of huge fucking tits…as soon she’ll have to hang up that bra and retire…there’s a life to this kind of career and her’s in in the ICU hanging on for all it’s got…..
Posted in:Kelly Brook
