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2012

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


It’s black Friday…punch some old ladies…and get away with it….until over active, eager, security guards Taser you and release the security footage to the internet for the world to judge you for really wanted 50 percent off that blender you were just buying for your wife for Christmas…even though that’s a shit fucking gift…you thoughtless idiot….

Next stop…Christmas…

Here are some links you creep.

Our WTF Photo/Looking Good Sweetheart is Brought to Us By Pink
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Awesome Security Camera Footage Proving People are Evil
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Unknown – Awesome – Lacey Banghard Bikini Beach Titty Flash
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Two Turkeys Wreck their Corvettes
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Mind Blowing Dance Moves
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Olivia Munn Does Vanity Fair
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I Dunno WTF is Going on in This Video, It’s Freaking Me the Fuck Out Tho – VIDEO
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The 25 Craziest Things That Have Happened On Live Television
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Danica Thrall In Super Sexy Lingerie
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Who Knew Helen Mirren Had Such Grabby Hands
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Zheng Yifei Brings Us a Little Bit of Asian Hotness (SEMI NSFW)
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A Little Thanksgiving Frisky Friday Awesomeness
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Ciara Price Makes Our Friday a Little More BLONDE (SEMI NSFW)
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R.I.P DIRTY JOBS! IT’S THE END OF AN ERA!!!!
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Free Cam Shows to Waste Your Weekend With (NSFW)
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Awesome French Underwear Ad
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Abigail Clancy See Through and Pantsless….
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Just a Day at the Turkey Farm
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Lauryn Hill Gets Booed at 13 at the Apollo on Amateur Night…..
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Puppy Loves Swing…..
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Postcard Mailed During WWII Arrives 70 Years Later
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She May Be a Shy Girlfriend But She Made a Dirty Video (NSFW)
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Olivia Munn Sizzles in Vanity Fair (Photo Gallery)
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Talia Shepard takes a Bath (NSFW)
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Julianne Hough Cleavage for the Men of the Year
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MAN! I Forgot How Sexy Jamie Lee Curtis Was When She Was Young
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Thru Pokies with No Bra (SITE NSFW)
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If I’m Posting Photos of Celine Dion You Know It’s a Slow Fucking Day
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Miley Cyrus Turns 20: See Her Best Twit Pics (GALLERY)
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Life Changing Final Countdown Cover!
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Thanksgiving Movies!!
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Weird Thanksgiving Tradition
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THis is Your Brain on Booze…
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13 Torrid Sex Scandals Involving Spies
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Connie and Some Other Slut Get It On (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Rashida Jones X Jimmy Fallon Thanks Giving Parody – VIDEO
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Aniko Michnyaova Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Funny Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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Harmony Rose is Bent Way Over (NSFW)
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Black Friday Riots: Fight Over $2 Waffle Maker At Walmart And Much-Much More! [Video]
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Raylene and Riley Jensen Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Dirty Gifs To Celebrate Gifs Taking Over The Net
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Ahhhhhh Salma Hayek is Always Great to Look At
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Horny Web Cam Girl, Nuff Said – VIDEO
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Letès End Things Off With Rihanna
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Thanksgiving Trailers…
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These Skulls Will Get You Pussy….Or Make the Pussy You Do Get…Give you More Pussy….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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RUB AND TUG FETISH VIDEO
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Fat Chick Food Fetish Porn
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Babe Fucked for Black Friday!
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Students have Sex
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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2012

23

Nov

Ashley Tisdale’s Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a horrible face…but when she gets into a bikini..it doesn’t matter.

I am sure she posts this shit in efforts of standing out like the girls she’s competing with…you know her colleagues in her celebrity scene…like Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…only more white…less successful…but the owner of a serious upper hand…the better fucking body…..

Here are the pics….

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2012

23

Nov

Some Hot Babe for Karmaloop of the Day

Karmaloop is our sponsor and thus part of the reason the site exists because on my own…I am just annoying…insignificant…and unable to pay server costs to bring you all this amazing shit every fucking day that isn’t a weekend…

They are throwing an awesome 50 Shades of black friday sale….

You should take fucking advantage of it….because in getting awesome deals..on awesome gear…that will get you laid….you’re also making me hooker money…that will get me laid…and that’s the best fucking deal in the game….

If you’re not into it…you can just look at this model I want to get pregnant I pulled off their site to masturbate to later…cuz she’s lovely…

It’s a win for everyone….


TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE 50 SHADES OF BLACK FRIDAY SALE
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2012

23

Nov

Pixie Geldof Posing Topless on the Beach of the Day

Pixie Geldof is some rich kid hipster from the UK who has a famous dad and a dead thanks to drugs mother….who the media, at least in the UK and the fashion industry ate up and decided was hot enough to model topless on the beach in Miami…when in reality….anything is hot enough to model topless on the beach….I mean I’ll look at a trainwreck any time…if I can see her nipples… NIPPLES I’VE SEEN BEFORE ….but I don’t mind seeing them again…cuz the world has so many rich kids who aren’t putting themselves out there…cuz they’ve already won at life and don’t bother…so I’m into this kind of effort…

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2012

23

Nov

Dita Von Teese Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know when this Dita Von Teese lingerie shoot was shot…but more importantly I don’t care….I didn’t care about Dita when her name was something less theatrical…before her internet fame turned playboy and I don’t care about her now…even her pre-celeberity lesbian porn videos are anti-climatic….which I guess makes sense…cuz so is all lesbian porn…but still…why care about some hag with a novelty act half naked when I don’t even watch videos of her at her prime…before all the bullshit celebrity happened…yet for some reason…I just did this post…I’m so confusing…

Posted in:Dita Von Teese

2012

23

Nov

Olivia Munn Does Vanity Fair of the Day

Olivia Munn is the devil woman with the poisonous, cancerous vagina as far as I am concerned….and I’m not talking HPV…I’m talking manipulative, average at best, worked the social climb well, lured the nerds to be her fan, and boom…now she’s in Vanity Fair…when she should really be spread eagled on some bootleg website for 50 bucks to pay for her meth…

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

23

Nov

Rihanna’s Fake Uncensored Album Cover of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this uncensored Rihanna album cover is a fake…mainly because the nipple is fucking wonky as shit..like it was drawn on by a handicap kid with photoshop….and even if she’s got her shit pierced…and even if Chris Brown bit one of her nipples off in one of their heated fights….it would still look better than this…but it is black friday and she’s black…and I’m posting it…cuz of that….I figure it also gives you idiots something to discuss while I nap….

Posted in:NSFW|Rihanna

2012

23

Nov

Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in the Same Picture of the Day

Here is a picture that I like to think got leaked against Kim Kardashian’s will…because her half sister…has everything Kim Kardashian probably wishes she has…and you know Kim Kardashian sits there angry as fuck that this little bitch is milking off her fame…and doing a better job of it, with more loyal fans, without a porn career and most importantly without being a fat, dumpy, hairy, troll of a woman…It is the kind of thing you would think families would fight and break up over…you know never talk to each other again….except the young one is the fat one’s retirement plan..and the fat one gets a percentage of her earnings…and that’s why the fat one promotes her…but you know even with the money…and the promise of another 10 years of Kardashians thanks to the young one…the fat one can’t fucking stand her….or at least being in pics with her…where you see how short and dumpy and old she is in comparison….it’s best to keep them in separate pics…at least for Kim Kardashian…cuz you can really see her flaws when shit like this is dropped…flaws…i hope the world sees.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kim Kardashian

2012

23

Nov

Anne V in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

It’s black Friday…but Anne V isn’t black….but her vagina might as well have the black plague since it committed the crime it will never live down…that will follow her around like she’s condemned, tainted and the fucking worst….she did something no woman should ever do…but so many women do do….I just said dodo….she banged Adam Levine…the same Adam Levine who deserves to be shot for his horrible high pitch catchy pop songs that the radio seems to fucking love….and that is something that can’t be forgiven…even if it was for business….even if it was just a dumb young girl thing…even if she is in fucking bikinis like she was some kind of lingerie model…which she is….all I see is a body that may be the reason for the “moves like jagger” song and I am forced to hate her…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Anne V

2012

23

Nov

Rosie Jones Topless in Mexico of the Day

It’s black Friday…so why are you on your computer..unless you are too poor to shop even on cheapy friday….in too shit a job to get the day off…too rich to care for the savings…too uninterested to be amongst idiots rioting for 100 dollars off a TV….or unless you are reading this from the computer display counter at Best Buy that you waited 13 hours to get to…which I doubt cuz my site is blocked at best buy….and all other major retailers – cuz they are pussies….no matter why you are here….you’re living a pretty shitty life…staring at girls with huge tits who aren’t living a shitty life..on vacation in Mexico…beachin’ out topless…..cuz they have fucking won at life all for showing their tits – and as far as I’m concerned – that’s a valid life lesson you should all take home with you this glorious holiday season.

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