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2012

22

Nov

Isabeli Fontana Strategic Nudity for Marie Claire Spain December of the Day

Isabeli Fontana …is a bikini and lingerie model who started modeling bikinis and underwear when she was 16….and age you probably wouldn’t want to hire your neighbor’s kid to model lingerie for your personal photoshoot…because that’s the kind of thing that will get you arrested for being a sex offender…while it is the kind of thing that generates major corporate funding and sponsorship…when it’s done for a magazine…

I always found that weird…

But not as weird as a naked girl in pictures…not looking naked at all…cuz she’s strategically posing and might as well be wearing clothes…that upsets me….

Happy thanksgiving….

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2012

22

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Ass for Instagram of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…jailbait in training…who has a huge following..especially considering she’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..that I assume never hit theories…but that I also assume is far more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…

Now as she blossoms into a young woman…she’s taking the right steps and making the right moves to get noticed…by sexualizing herself on social media like she was Miley, Lohan and all the other child stars before her…and I figure I might as well help her on her quest….because it is one I endorse….exhibitionist at 16…leads to sex icon at 19…so keep up the good work Pia Mia

Happy thanksgiving….

Posted in:Pia Mia Perez

2012

22

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Old Weathered Vagina for Thanksgiving of the Day

Can it really be a happy thanksgiving when garbage like this exists…and more importantly…is celebrated and noticed by the general public….when it lands tabloid covers and makes irrelevance relevant by pretending it was married at 16…when clearing it’s pushing 40 and has been a stripper for the last 2 decades….

Courtney Stodden is the fucking devil…but I’m keeping shit thematic..and here she is for thanksgiving…promoting not eating turkey…something I doubt any of you are listening to…

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2012

22

Nov

Alex Vega Bikini in Australia of the Day

Alex Vega is some Spy Kid….child star…turned sex kitten…. WHO I HAVE POSTE ABOUT BEFORE – IF YOU CARE …cuz she started promoting the fact that she wasn’t 12 anymore…buys showing off her tits….and now she’s on a fucking roll…posting bikini pics to twitter…cuz her PR people know what they are doing….

Posted in:Alex Vega|Alexa Vega

2012

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I just ate turkey….and I’m not talking about my fat wife’s vagina…I’m talking the meat product…all in efforts to feel more american…while I shoulda just hit up McDonalds….for a supersize…

Here are some morning links…while I food coma and shit…at the same time…

Thanksgiving Lessons from the Movies
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This 6 Year Old’s Trubute to Johnny Cash is Pretty Epic – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Jennifer Vaughn is Sexy in Lingerie, Wow (SEMI NSFW)
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Michelle Schall Bikini Photos: Miami
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Body Building Grandma is Pretty Much Disgusting – VIDEO
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Audrey is All Laid OUt and Ready for Action (SEMI NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is Probably Lying About This Liz Taylor Story She is Telling But Here It Is Anyways
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We Tumblforya: Inappropriate Instagram
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Free Cam Shows Are a Little Slice of Heaven (NSFW)
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This German Slut is Up to No Good (NSFW)
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The Craziest Creationist Louisiana Textbook Lessons
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Danica is Sexy In Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Babes and Surfboards, I Love It (NSFW)
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2012

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS model is my internet girlfriend @SvetlanaSandt on twitter.

Happy thanksgiving you war loving, gun loving, capitalist, obese, fast food eating, twinkie killing motherfuckers

I give thanks to you…America…and all the lovely, eager, vagina you have living up in you…

I also give thanks to self destructive behavior…carelessness and good times…

I also give thanks to those of you who read the site like the bible before it’s time it is….

Here are some stepLINKS….while you get drunk on Turkey Stuffing, family hating, movie watching…

Jessica Biel Was Dressed Like Angela Lansbury As Her Premiere
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Coming Soon (Maybe): Emma Stone’s Sex Tape
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Stare Climping Pug – Cuz Pugs Are My Life
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Blake Shelton’s Not So Family Christmas
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I’m Sure She Can Take Two Cocks Up The Shitter
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Real Life Barbie Doll – Amazing….
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Dumb Ways to Die: A Collection – VIDEO
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25 Celebrities Who Are Only Famous Because They Look Good
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Vida Guerra’s Twitter is Basically Amazing
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Kelly Hall is Sexy in Lingerie (SEMI NSFW)
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Sarah Marie is Down on All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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Kylie Johnson is One Untamed Broad (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Nazneen Contractor
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How To: Turn Your Love Of Stalking Into A Real Estate Fortune By Taylor Swift
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European Girlfriend Rubs One OUt (NSFW)
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The Dog Dentist
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Israel’s Iron Dome
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Not All Celebs Are Pieces of Shit, Guess Which Ones Are the Most Trustworthy?
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Sophie Reade Topless for Nuts Video (NSFW)
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Agent Provocateur Christmas Commercial is Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Ass Cheeks Up on Stage (SITE NSFW)
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I Don’t Know What Johnny Depp is Smoking But I Want Some of It
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Beyonce is Rocking Leather Pants on Tumblr
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Katherine Jenkins Can’t Find Her VaJayJay
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The Most Annoying TV & Film Characters Ever
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Anikka and Sheena Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Man I’d Love to Marry an Asian Hottie
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Just a Truck Making It’s Own Brige, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Catie Minx is a Slut and I Like It (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW + Some NSFW Photos)
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WTF?!?! NYPD “Cannibal Cop” Arrested For Plotting To Kidnap, Rape, And Cook “Some Girl Meat” For Thanksgiving!
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Teen Hottie is Getting Herself Off, Yaow! (NSFW)
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Most Porn Users Are Getting Their Fix While At Work – Science!
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Ahhhhhh Miranda Kerr. Can;t Get Enough
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Sexi Teen is Giving Off a Live Sex Show (NSFW)
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Paul Rudd’s Top 10
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True Sportsmanship
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Bitch Can’t Find Her Own Pussy
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Awesome Fucking T-Shirt of the Day
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Sasha Grey Bush for Old Times…
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Sex with Two Girls in the Sauna
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Students have Sex
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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2012

21

Nov

Amazing Tits at the ASAP Rocky Show in Montreal of the Day

Even though I have the most Hip Hop site on the internet….I wasn’t at the ASAP Rocky concert…because I am actually not into going to concerts…too many people….but that was before I saw this shit…where ASAP Rocky….gets some amazing breasted girl….to flash him….with her amazing fucking breasts….

If you read the site, you’ll know we’ve been promoting ASAP Rocky clothes all months…so I guess now there’s more reason for all of us to be rocking his shirts…cuz he did a service to us…by introducing us to rockin’ fucking tits….that live in my city…someone better identify this girl and make her my wife….


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2012

21

Nov

Emma Stone Sex Tape Rumors of the Day

Here is a topless in some show called Medium that I can only assume happened around the time of her sex tape that is rumored to exist…shot back when she was working on becoming famous…

So the rumor is that weird faced Emma Stone…who annoys me to look at….has a sex tape from before she was famous amongst nerds thanks to staring the love interest of nerds…in movies designed for nerds….has a sex tape with a past lover being shopped around….

Of course she does.

Any celebrity…even the ones who are seemingly awkward, obscure and even a fucking virgin…are actually hookers who sell their soul to the devil…to become puppets that make other people retarded money….while making them more money than they know what to do with…in some social club, private party, that involves no talent…or skill…but they won’t let you in on that…

Now I don’t have her sex tape, but I am totally down in seeing her little titties get ejaculated on…while another dude violates her ass…but I want to see every girl like that….

Not sure if this is truth…but I figure just the idea of it will collectively make every nerd ejaculate leading to some kind of natural disaster…and the idea of that is probably more fun than the way weird face fucks….

Typical – Cry – For – Attention – To – Promote – A – New Movie…

Here are some pics of her in Vanity Fair wearing a bikini…

Here is the video from vanity fair….

Posted in:Emma Stone

2012

21

Nov

Kim Kardashian Shows You How To Fatten Up in 5 Seconds of the Day

Kim Kardashian just revealed one of her biggest fucking secrets in her lie of having a body that isn’t fucking obese and disgusting…you know a body I’ve been calling out for years as being below average, lazy and sloppy….but covered up strategically….with straps and mirrors and poses and cuts of clothing that make her look slimmer than she is….which is not slim at all….

So before your very eyes, thanks to TSA and flying commercial not private…here is the pig of a woman…in all senses of the term….because not only is she unattractive….she is a pornstar who represents all evil in the world that is for some reason celebrated…..in her heels and out of her heels – putting just how much they help her look “decent” and not like a short dump truck of a chick on fucking blast…and that makes me laugh…


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

21

Nov

Danica Thrall for Nuts of the Day

Danica Thrall is posing topless for Nuts….because I guess that’s what she does…and if you’re like me…you probably don’t really no anything about her…so I went to the trouble to showcase some highlights from her awesome….career that will no doubt be a legacy that lives on forever…

Here are the hightlights of Danica Thrall’s a pretty impressive career….

1- Thrall was badly bullied at school which influenced her to go into the modelling industry after buying stupid fake tits….

2- She appeared on the documentary Sex, Lies & Rinsing Guys, which documented the practice of “rinsing”, that of chatting to men on the Internet with them in return sending her presents, for instance gifts from her Amazon.com wishlist because she herself is a hooker who chats with dudes for material goods…

3- She was previously a regular presenter on televised sex line Elite TV where she engaged in lesbian softcore pornography with fellow presenters and phone sex with callers as most porn stars do…

A Classy Young Lady….doing her thing….with her silly tits….


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