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2012

05

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Numero of the Day

Fashion porn is the best kind of porn…not that tits are pornographic…they are the food source for our kin…I don’t see how could they be sexualized, or deemed inappropriate, when our pure innocent babies use them to feed and survive…but for some reason…they are considered naughty…and sites like mine that post pics of them are considered pornographic…even though the last time I was able to jerk off to a tit was when I was 14….and that was just because I was a malnourished baby…

All this to say, Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, her nudity is classy and elegant and makes me want to eat…her pussy.

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2012

05

Dec

Megan Fox Bikini in this is 40 of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, Megan Fox is 40…she’s a plastic surgery financier, she’s a mom, with a ravaged vagina, and she’s married to her long term boyfriend, which is just boring, settled down, garbage..what you would expect from a 40 year old…..and whether he’s a total loser….at least on paper…and not because he’s with Megan Fox and I am bitter, in fact that’s the only redeemable thing about him, but because he was in 90210 and that’s all he’s been in….it’s boring…but at least it’s in a bikini promoting some bullshit movie you will all see..cuz you’re easily manipulated…

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2012

05

Dec

Sabine Jameljanova’s Lookin’ Alright Topless in Front Decmeber of the Day

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The nice thing about Glamour Models…besides their tits…is the fact that there are so many of them…at the fucking gates…ready to fucking go…because these Lad Mags in the UK have marketed the shit into being cool, not sleazy, and the world is just substantially more perverted, making for young girls who hate math and sciences, more inclined to show their tits for pay at least now more than ever…so theres a constant flow of talent…new titties for me to stare at…and today is this girl…tomorrow another one..there is no end to the amazingness and that….is reason to fucking live people…

Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jameljanova

2012

05

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Infomercial of the Day

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I hate the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…that is actually an infomercial they pay for with less creativity than the slap chop infomercial…

Sure, half naked hot models are always fine to look at, but I’ve already seen the fucking pics, I know I’m not gonna see any nipple, vagina or even hard nipple or hint of vagina definition, cuz it’s edited hard…I mean shit happened a month ago..and they’ve had teams of people editing this shit so nothing sneaks in….

Not to mention, they interview these hookers like their opinion on boys and dating fucking matter. They are bodies to sell and showcase panties…they aren’t actual people, their opinions are not educated or interesting, they are fucking models….so fucking model…

It gets me mad…so mad…as everyone tweets about the shit..cuz that’s exactly what they want us to do….those brain washing bastards…

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2012

05

Dec

Fashion Model with Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elise Crombez is Belgian like a french fry and a waffle…and here she is modeling for Rika Magazine….and she is lovely even if not topless enough for an unknown model…at least unknown to me…but that’s just because she is busty and hard nippled…

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2012

05

Dec

Rosie Jones is Killing Me With this Nuts Shoot of the Day

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I know Glamour Models don’t fucking matter…I know they are a dime a dozen…I know they are just strippers with some business sense and some contacts in the right places…I know this is nothing to be impressed by…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones? They are fucking amazing…and it’s hard to say a bitch is ugly, pathetic, a heathen or disgrace to her family and the catholic church…when she’s got tits like this…

I know Glamour Models are irrelevant…and should be ignored or at least not respected or celebrated for such easy mindless work…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones for the latest issue of NUTS…motherfucker…she’s ridiculous…in a good way.

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2012

05

Dec

Ginger Spice Changing Room Pic of the Day

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This was just emailed to me….I have no idea how anyone could decipher this being Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell….I mean there’s no face…which is probably better that way…you know with being the whole old as fuck…tired and broken down stripper turned pornstar turned mom turned…whatever the fuck her relatively busty and fit body is….so this may not even be her…but for the sake of a post…let’s just say it is her…and let’s just say I’m glad it happened…cuz changing rooms are porn to me…over the years…they have been responsible for 40 percent of my legal troubles…but I don’t need to get into that…I’m too busy looking at this sheer bra and black panties…

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2012

05

Dec

Keeley Hazell’s Last Bikini Pic Ever of the Day

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There comes a point in every Glamour Models life…usually around the age of 30…when they realize that they can’t define themselves as a set of tits being flashed for money…they they need more of a legacy and that they have to be strategic to not walk away from all they know when they’ve held on too damn long and just look pathetic…there is strategy in quitting a life of sexualizing yourself…prostituting yourself…nude modeling yourself…that allows you to leave it when still relevant…opening new doors like acting…or singing…or a brand of lingerie….rather than holding on to it….until no one notices you for anything but a saggy, tired, pile of Pam Anderson…

But the world is a scary place out there..and when you turn your back on all you know..there’s not guarantee your plan will work out…and there is always a fallback in showing your tits for money…

So Keeley Hazell…I’m convinced…we’ll be seeing your tits again…but I will humor you and pretend this is your last shoot ever…liar…

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2012

05

Dec

On the Third Day of stepXMAS my Hoooker Gave to Me of the Day

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2012

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have a new found love for twitter…I used to ROCK THE SHIT HARD ….and never got deleted like I have been on other social networks…but it got boring…but last night I revisited it…and saw tht girls post nudes pics of themselves all over the shit and they aren’t deleted like they were on facebook or instagram and that….made me fall in love again..with a website…cuz of tits…I am pathetic…

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The World’s Fastest Archer Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Charley Atwell is a British Beauty with a Bountiful Bosom (NSFW)
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The Trollsens Have Really Outdone Themselves This Time
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SIRI Verses Google Voice Search – SHOWDOWN – VIDEO
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So, What, Frankie Muniz Can Only Have ‘Mini-Strokes’ Because He’s A Midget? That’s Racist
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Hollie Winnard is a Pasadena princess
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New Rihanna Fragrance Doesn’t Require Clothes – PHOTOS
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The 2013 Zombie Bikini Calendar
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Free Cam Shows For Some Mid Week Sexy (NSFW)
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She Probably Didn’t Think This Video Would Get Out (NSFW)
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Guess Who Got Nominated for a Porn Award?
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Natasha Will Help Make Your Morning Better
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Who Knew The Holidays Could Be This Scary? – VIDEO
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