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2012

04

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve spent the entire day sexting a woman with cancer…because I am a good person and I like to give the terminal ill hope that there is something worse than death…and that’s my sexting…

It is the holiday season…and it is about giving… CHECK OUT OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Here are the stepLINKS…

Frankie Muniz Had a Stroke
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Katt Williams is Losing His Mind Part 2 – VIDEO
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The Best/Worst Celebrity Twitter Bios
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Comedian Finds Cocaine in Hecklers Coat
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Marisa Miller Naked and Pregnant in Allure
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Train Removes Snow and it is Cool
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A Topless Kate Upton Pretending She’s Being Sprayed with Butter….Fatty.
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Oh You Know, Just a Terrifying Brazilian Corpse Elevator Prank – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Lesbian & Bisexual Characters in Movies
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Megan Fox And Leslie Mann Make An Interesting Lesbian Fantasy
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Guess Which One is Steve Jobs
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Today is Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Makeala (NSFW)
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Death Metal Doggy
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Motorbike Falls Onto a Boat
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Katy Perry Will Make You Want to Murder Katy Perry in this Interview with her Mangled Face
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NUTS December 2012
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Awesome 1969 Mustang
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And That’s Why You Don’t Mess With Bulls… – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The 10 Awesomest Tumblrs of 2012
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Aaaaaaaaannnnnd She’s Getting Double Fisted (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Sienna Miller
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These Four Babes Are Topless, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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How About a Kourtney Kardashian Down Blouse? (SITE NSFW)
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Nick Lacey Got Into a Fight at a Football Game and Here’s the Video – VIDEO
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Geri Halliwell Changing Room Peek with See Thru Bra (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Bosworth, How About You?
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2012: Model Lindsay Ellingson
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America’s Hottest Female Athletes
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These Two Sluts Are Doing a Passion Dance (NSFW)
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How Could You Not Wanna Be All Over This Ass?
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Grandtheft Auto Live Action is Awesome – VIDEO
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Ahhhhh My Girlfriend Miranda Kerr
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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I’d Like a Little Taste of a Girl as Sweet as Mae (NSFW)
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Rita Ora Was Fucking Everyone For Tracks
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Leony April is All Sorts of Sexy (NSFW)
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Fuck Buddies Have Safer But Less Satisfying Sex – Survey!
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Ladies Who Attended KIIS FM’s 2012 Jingle Ball (Second Show)
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When This Slut Gets Nude, It’s Impressive (NSFW)
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Dancing in Her Underwear, No Biggie
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Brandi Glanville Calls LeAnn Rimes A Sociopath Because LeAnn Rimes Is Probably A Sociopath
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Charle Sheen’s New Movie Looks Good
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HOW TO GET YOUR CAT TO CUM INSIDE YOU
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November Fails
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Sienna Miller Still Gives Me Boners…
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Asian Pantyhose Group Sex
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Alexis Texas Awesome Anal
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Slutty Asian Compilation
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Crackwhore Blowjob
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

04

Dec

Kate Bowsworth’s Sultry for Topshop Christmas of the Day

I don’t know about you…but I totally masturbated to this…just something about Christmas carols that does this to me everytime…spontaneous ejaculation…which makes being a Mall Santa a very dangerous part time job…

That Said…Christmas is my favorite time of year…so CHECK OUT OUR VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

Posted in:Kate Bowsworth

2012

04

Dec

Taylor Swift Just Had Sex of the Day

Here’s a life changing video of Harry Styles from One Direction…a pop band you probably have heard and hate…doing a little walk of shame leaving Taylor Swift’s hotel room a few minutes before Taylor Swift….after spending the night with her…sliding his dick deep inside her cock loving vagina….

This girl plays the wholesome angle up for her fans, but bitch has more boyfriends than a street hooker…young harlot…doing young harlot things….

I figured I’d post it cuz calling out a girl for having sex…with or without me…especially when she’s some Jesus freak icon…who is actually boy crazy…is one of my favorite things to do…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2012

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Swimwear of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Infomercial to get you in the Holiday spirit is airing on TV today or tomorrow…so what better way to celebrate something we’ve all seen the pics of when it happened….than to look at catalog shots of some of their models in boring bikinis…with hard nipple, vagina definition all edited out…without any thong bottom or brazilian sleazy…a real fuckin mess…and I’m not talking about my underwear after masturbating to this…I am talking about the fact that I waste my time posting this shit….


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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Irina Sharipova|Marlijn Hoek

2012

04

Dec

Bar Paly Ass for Tatler Russia of the Day

Bar Paly, straight from the Holy Land of Israel…is doing the natural thing anyone from the birthplace of modern relgion..and more importantly Jesus Christ, our lord and savior…and that’s exposing her bare ass in an amazing way for Tatler Russia….

Anyone named after my favorite place to self destruct can’t be that bad…especially when flashing her ass…for money…

She looks awesome…

Posted in:Bar Paly

2012

04

Dec

Kesha (Ke$ha)’s Possible Horrible Pussy Lips of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know I don’t like it…Katy Perry’s best friend, personal assistant, hipster groupie sidekick who made it thanks to being in LA, fucking the right people, and latching onto her annoying friend….is on stage..probably performing the worst possible pile of shit song your ears can fucking handle…but that radios play because that’s how this garbage music industry works…polluting our lives….against our will….is flashing her pussy lips in a pair of gold panties she’s wearing on stage..and should be arrested for wearing in public…and more importantly….for ruining the youth who buy into her act….

I guess it is possible that she’s wearing nude colored pants under her fishnets – but where’s the fun in that….even if it makes for a more hygienic, less vile…experience…


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Posted in:Kesha

2012

04

Dec

Selena Gomez Bra and Panty Selfie of the Day

In the biggest news in the history of news….that I guess is motivated by being ditched for a lingerie model….Selena Gomez has released to social media…a picture of her taking a self shot underwear pic…like she too is a lingerie model…despite her body screaming that she is anything but a lingerie model….even though people like me encourage all girls, bodies and shapes to be lingerie models….at least in my inbox and on my cell phone…because it helps me with my masturbation…

That said..I like where this is going…even if it’s not as good as a sex tape…it is the right level of falling off for attention…and I mean..it’s Selena Gomez in her bra and panties…that’s a big deal in some circles…so just take it all in, I know it is hard to digest and process you fucking pervert….

I guess it’s possible that this isn’t actual her crying for attention…but a wet pre-shower Gomez leaking this pic makes for a better story….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

04

Dec

Kelly Cunningham Nude in Purple of the Day

[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE

She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…

Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.

Her name is Kelly Cunningham…she has an IMDB page…so I guess that means she matters…at least more than we matter…since we don’t have IMDB pages…and IMDB is the Litmus test of relevance or at least the litmus test for wanting to matter…cuz after looking at her filmography…I figure she’ll do anything she can to get work…not one of her movies is even an actual fucking movie..but she’s putting in work…and I guess realizing that no matter how hard she tries…it is leading no where…leading to her doing nude shoots for fashion magazines….in hopes at least one person notices…and helps bring her to the next level…just because they will see how eager, hungry, desperate she is for this….when I prefer my nudes to happen after a bitch has already made it…but I guess as long as they’re getting naked…I shouldn’t be complaining…..especially when they have good bush…

Here are the pics.

[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE

She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…

Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.

Posted in:Kelly Cunningham|NSFW

2012

04

Dec

Kate Upton’s GQ Germany Shoot of the Day

I posted the pics from this video yesterday…and they were a huge hit…sure not as huge as Kate Upton’s fat chick in training appetite…but huge none the less…

She’s overrated, dumpy, irritating, and should probably go back to school to find a profession cuz there’s no way this modeling thing will keep up for her into her 20s…her fat face just won’t allow for it…it is already a sloppy jiggly mess….and one day…sucking in her sloppy stomach won’t be enough to get high paying jobs…you know when that sloppy stomach isn’t able to be sucked in…when it catches up with the rest of her…but people love her…so here’s the video…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

04

Dec

Kristy Goretskaya & Jessica Dykstra FOR GQ ITALY of the Day

I’ve never heard of either Kristy Goretskaya or Jessica Dykstra…but upton doing some really low level, lazy research, I have found out some really fascinating information about one of them…Jessica Dykstra….who is from Miami…has a Dutch father and Cuban mother…has done a ton of low level modeling…and is starting to pop up in european magazines like GQ Italy…where she gets topless…because everywhere but America….magazines have nudity and aren’t considered porn…see cuzmodels everywhere…including America…are totally down with being shot nude…but the land of the free and the home of the brave can’t have that …it is not Christian….so thank god for willing girls…trying to get through life without actually working and the Euro fashion mags that take pics of them…cuz these girls are awesome.

Posted in:Jessica Dykstra|Kristy Goretskaya|NSFW