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2012

03

Dec

Kate Middleton is Pregnant…..of the Day

KATE MIDDLETON is pregnant….it is the big news around the world ….

Can’t say I didn’t see this one coming…but I can say the most ambitious gold dig in the history of gold digging…is now officially complete…set for life cuz she owns half of the future kings baby….unless she gets killed off like her mother in law…when she misbehaves….but set for life nonetheless…this kind of locking a man in has been happening forever…so it is no surprise…but good hustle Kate Middleton….play it off as real love for the fans…but we know the truth…every girl wants to be a princess…

Now let’s just hope her sister steps up her fucking game…out of jealousy….to stand out from the attention her sister the Princess is getting…to pave her own life, future and brand…ideally with her vagina….sex tape and all naughty things…cuz it is more fun that way….

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2012

03

Dec

Marisa Miller Pregnant Nudes for Allure of the Day

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I forgot Marisa Miller existed….but apparently she’s pregnant…and in Allure…

These should be tagged NSFW…or even Not Safe for Anywhere…because pregnancy is some alien invasion shit that may be natural…but seems so unnatural….

You know what, I was never into MARISA MILLER …sure she had and I do mean HAD a great body…before going on to get knocked up like most 38 year old hard faced women who pretend they are 30 do…so tht they don’t miss the window of opportunity like they are Jennifer Aniston….even though her tits were fake…she was ripped….but that’s all over…but she made her money, probably landed a billionaire as models do…cuz billionaires like models….and now she can go on to live a normal life of excess…forgotten by an industry that hasn’t given her work for the last year anyway…

Here are the pics…

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2012

03

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Gives Me Boners on Social Media of the Day

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I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic.

Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…

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2012

03

Dec

Chanel Iman in Lingerie for Deluxe Magazine of the Day

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The highlight of my life is that Christy Turlington dissed me on Instagram when I was trolling her pics. Sure it could have been one of her handlers, as most of these rich and famously successful people have, but it could have also been her…and as far as my vintage, throwback, old timer model fetish goes…it lead me to a happy place…just like Chanel Iman modeling lingerie like she was still 20…even though she’s already old news as Victoria’s Secret didn’t book her to do their show this year…I know she’s only 22 and can pull it together…but as far as I’m concerned she’s just an old timer just taking any job she gets…

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2012

03

Dec

Anne Hathaway Pantsless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Anne Hathaway bores me….these could be pics of her diddling herself on a park bench in the middle of Central Park in front of a field trip of asian exchange students…and I wouldn’t give a fuck…but I know nerds everywhere have masturbated to her relatively busty in comparison to her body…from whatever nude scene she’s been in like LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS…or her wedding no one cared about…she’s dull..but pantsless and I guess you might as well take it all in before she has babies…cuz you know that’s coming soon to a tabloid near you…

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2012

03

Dec

Berrak Tuzunatac in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Berrak Tuzunatac is some Turkish actress from Instabul…I once knew someone from Turkey…and he told me when he was growing up him and his buddies would fuck dogs cuz they weren’t allowed to jerk off or fuck women…until one day getting caught because one of them got stuck in the dog…but that cab driver wasn’t Berrak Tuzunatac ….who is modeling bikinis like a good little Turkish actress…who clearly is the kind of Muslim you racist Americans can get into…because not all Muslims dress like fucking Ninjas or hate the Jews….some Muslims are just babes…who get half naked…and the only thing they blow up are my pants…if you know what I mean….fucking terrorist…

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2012

03

Dec

Kerry Washington’s Hot Enough Photoshoot of the Day

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Kerry Washington is some 35 year old actress who is aging pretty proper…which is convenient since she’s a fucking actress….and has to be on TV and in movies and half naked in photoshoots to compete with the younger. blacker girls…

She’s been in Ray, Last King of Scotland, and she’s gonna be in Django Unchained….which I guess this is promo for…sure she’s not half naked enough for my kind of publicity shots…but she’s pretty fucking hot…and reminds me that I need to have sex with a black girl…cuz I haven’t yet…not because I’m a racist…but because they are….

Either way, here she is.

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2012

03

Dec

Anne V and Karolina Kurkova Modeling of the Day

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This could have worked out a whole lot better…and been a whole lot hotter…you know cuz they are bikini and lingerie models….who are willing to get topless…and show off their bikini and lingerie models…but instead Roberto Cavalli…used them in the worst possible way….like hiring a hooker to come over and play a game of chess or some shit…step up your bikini model game Cavalli and staff…I thought fashion understood this whole nudity thing…

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2012

03

Dec

Alicia Kuczman Nipple for L’Officiel Brazil of the Day

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Alicia Kuczman is a Brazilin model…doing the modeling thing…by posing for fashion magazines and showing some tit…the way we like it…the way their Catholic grandmother’s probably don’t like it….you know pumping out smut harder than it was Two and a Half Men….for men to masturbate to…like it was porno…just cuz it is disguised as fashion….

Where I am from…nude modeling, or having pics of your tits taken, under any and all circumstances….is the fucking same kind of awesome….fashion, porn, accidental, revenge sites, paying her way through college, or old lady living a dream…who fucking cares the reason…just show me your fucking tits….

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2012

03

Dec

Rachel Taylor 1940s Non Nude Erotica for Twelv Magazine of the Day

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I’m all for vintage erotica…you know 1920s-40s nudity…old school prostitution….and pornography…..

I don’t know if it is that I feel ties to that era…and love the way people looked and dressed, except maybe for how fat the girls were….or if I just like masturbating to natural tits, natural bush, on a woman who is likely dead….so seeing this shoot for some obscure magazine of some obscure Australian actress who happens to be on an American TV show..is almost exciting…because it isn’t shitting on the style like it was Dita Von Teese and her fat pin-ups who spent the last 10 years making 40s erotica total trailer park trash….that is unmasturbatable…

So good job Rachel Taylor and your non-padded bra…I dig it.

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