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2012

03

Dec

Titties in S Moda of the Day


I don’t know shit about much…especially not fashion, but I do know that some magazine called S Moda put out these awesome pics of some unknown models a couple of weeks ago…and there is titty in it….in what would be deemed a pornographic shoot if I had shot it…on my iphone…in my basement…with some street hookers in exchange for crack…but for fashion…it’s fucking celebrated…it is the gateway drug to convince girls to get naked…when otherwise…they never would…you know taking girls from a good home…and bringing them down to the street level hooker level…but with more champagne and glam….and that’s a pretty awesome place to be…

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2012

03

Dec

On the First Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

An awesome set of DrunkenStepfather DrunkenSweatshop stepSHIRTS…..


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2012

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I walked into a grocery store and the clerk asks me how I am doing…I respond with the biggest smile I can “FANTASTIC”….she looked shocked…and asked “Why”….so I said…Because I found Jesus Christ….I accepted him into my heart and I feel great…and I suggest you do the same…and maybe then you won’t ask why people feel fantastic…cuz you’ll be busy feeling fantastic yourself…

I don’t think she’ll be coming to my Christmas party 🙁

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40 Sexy Self Shots to Start the Day
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The World’s Fastest Archer – VIDEO
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Katt Williams is Bringing the Crazy – VIDEO
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So Here’s How That Whole Olivier Martinez Destroying Gabriel Aubry’s Face Thing Ended
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Here Comes the Family Guy Movie
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The World’s Fastest Archer? Possibly – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Important Full Frontal Nude Scenes In Movies
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Free Cam Shows For Your Blue Monday
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I’m Not Sure They Should Be Doing That While Driving (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Destiny Papalia
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Tiffani is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Diving in a Kayak, No Biggie – VIDEO
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DRUNKENSTEPFATHER’S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
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2012

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling girls you want to violate them with your penis, but reassuring them not to worry because you have a small penis and they likely won’t feel anything but the shame of knowing it happened…is a horrible strategy in getting girls to want you to violate them.

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Here are the stepLINKS for the Fucking weekend

The Week in Playmate Instagrams. You’re Welcome
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Trust Me, If You’re Gonna Invest in Something, Vodka Would Probably Be It
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I Don’t Know What an Anamorphic Illustion is But It’s REALLY Fucking Impressive – VIDEO
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Claudia Romani or Whatever Her Name is – Is Amazing in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Little Implants
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Air Cat
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25 Awesome Photoshop Fails
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Kerry Washington in Women’s Health
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These Young Tits Are Primed And Ready For Some Abuse. Hollywood Style!
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Brad Pitt’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Sam Cooke Fits a Bikini Pretty Nicely
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Adam Levine Is A Douche, Gets Called Out By The Roxy
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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia (NSFW)
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Well Hello There Free Web Cam Sluts (NSFW)
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Elaina Christina Rocks the Bikini Like a Champion: PHOTOS
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This Slutty Teen is Showing EVERYTHING Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Anyone Who Thinks Kelly Clarkson Has Anorexia Needs to Get Their Eyes Checked
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Jelena Jensen in a Birdcage (NSFW)
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Superman that Skier
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Magician Turns Doug into Baquette
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I’d Still Fuck Her…
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First Look at Nadine Velazquez Nude in Flight
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Lindsay Lohan Wet Spot on her Panties Upskirt
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Target is Giving You the Gift of Vomit This Christmas
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Sienna Miller
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Miley Cyrus Might Replace The Ungreatful Fat Kid From Two and a Half Men
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Best New Fast Food Items of 2012
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These College Girls Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Weirdest Frat Boy Game Ever
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How to Eat Corn 10 Seconds
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Let’s Get Those Creative Juices Flowing (NSFW)
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If Breaking Bad Was a Sitcom
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The BEST Paralell Parking Job EVER – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Riley Reid Will Rock Your World (NSFW)
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Lauren and Sara is your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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The Trailer For Killing Them Softly Looks Pretty Awesome
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Jayden Cole, Jayden Jaymes and Kortney Kane Get It On (NSFW)
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Remote Control Vibrators? (NSFW)
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Matchup: Old School Vanessa Marcil vs New School Victoria Justice
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Shower Teen is Basically Amazing (NSFW)
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World’s Best Parrallel Parker Ever
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Do Her Tits Ever Stop Impressing?
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Weird Hippie Instrument….
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Dog Imitates Baby – Awesome
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Babes at the Hollywood Foregin Press Event of the Day
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Shooting Crazy T-Rex Gun
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More Eva Longoria for GQ Mexico
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Christy Mack is the Future of Porn
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Tokyo Slut Unpixelated Pussy
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Clothed Female Nude Male
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Hot Granny
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Milton Twins Get Dirty
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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom
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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

30

Nov

Veronica Vice for DrunkenSweatshop’s American Flag stepShirt of the Day

Guess who made the best fucking t-shirts that all the hot, busty babes…from hookers to rich chicks…models…to crackheads….celebrities to no names…tweens to milf…are gonna be wearing…or wanting to wear after having sex with you, probably unprotected, just to get closer to me…

If you guessed me….then you win…absolutely nothing but the chance to buy one or 20 of these amazingly soft, silky, top quality t-shirts…that make a great thing to wipe up your sperm with…after fucking hot girsl…cuz you’re never gonna take it off…cuz you are a slob..but more importantly cuz this shirt is HOTNESS….

The model is lovely, naked and naughty VERONICA VICE …who’s boobs I grabbed…


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Posted in:drunkensweatshop

2012

30

Nov

Candice Swanepoel in Some Victoria’s Secret Ads of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is lovely…and I know I am pretty much buying into the advertising and marketing strategy of Victoria’s Secret, even more than I normally do when I post their girls in lingerie, contributing to their “fame”….but this time, I’ve gone so far as to post their fucking ads, with writing on them, like I am fucking working for them handing out flyers outside my local Victoria’s Secret, that I happen to be banned from, for loitering near the changing rooms one too many times…

I feel like a sucker…but I like her body too much to not whore myself to the billion dollar man.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

30

Nov

Megan Fox New Face in a Tight Dress of the Day

Megan Fox is making a comeback for some movie called over 40 that hired her to be in it….I guess they figured people want to see her and she was the right price and talent level….

The comeback involves doing press for the movie…which is what these pics are from….

Luckily she left her new baby, that I like to refer to as Brian Austin Green’s way of trapping her more than he already has, at home…

But brought out her new body that people say she got back from baby making thanks to laser-lipo….and more importantly…her new Botox face that looks so youthful and natural…and not like a horror movie/cartoon mask….of a desperate girl who doesn’t want to look her age…but instead wants to look like a clown…weird…but I’d still do her…or more importanlty eat her placenta because it clearly possesses the powers of the fountain of youth…right?!


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Posted in:Megan Fox

2012

30

Nov

Hayden Panettiere in a Bra for in Nashville of the Day

Hello Breast Implants…well I guess when you get new tits to launch your new gig on TV after falling off and disappearing…waiting for the child sex scandal rumors to blow over…while blowing…men over 6 foot 6…because that’s just what midget bitches do to over compensate…it’s like overly skinny dudes with fat chicks, for white girls with black dudes, the whole opposite make for good times when getting fucked from behind…especially if the child sex ring is true…cuz child sex would probably leave her with a pretty big gap to fill…in her panties…you might as well show them…

I am not that into grabbing fake tits, but I like looking at them, even when they suck, cuz big tits speak to me at an emotional level, especially when they balance out the broad shoulders on an otherwise broad girl…

Here she is in a bra in Nashville.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

30

Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Big Titties Behind the Scenes for Something of the Day

Sofia Vergara is filming some movie with Sharon Stone and since she’s Sofia Vergara she’s showing off some tits…because without her tits….she would never have been an Emmy winning actress who snuck her way into the bed of the right producer…cuz there are so many other Hispanic women..or even white women who can put on a believable hispanic accent to take her place…

It makes absolutely no sense to me how someone who was a single mother at 20, living as a refugee in Miami…made it to Hollywood star status by 40….her story should have ended drug addicted stripper…..there’s more to this story than we’re being told…but I can tell you one thing…no matter what that story is…it all starts with her tits…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

30

Nov

Wendy Williams Hides her Dick for PETA of the DAy


What the fuck is this about…I don’t even know who Wendy Williams is…I think maybe she’s a radio host or TV host…but know that this shouldn’t have happened…

I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing naked in Animal propaganda ad campaigns…when they are barely human…at least in terms of physical appearance..

Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never but me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….forcing me to defend myself through the only weapon i have…my words…

Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro.

I don’t care how many cute animals this saved, it’d have more impact if it was requesting people donate to get Wendy Williams in a sweat suit.

Posted in:Wendy WIlliams