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2012

29

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Wetspot of the Day

All this Lindsay Lohan getting arrested, getting in fights, causing trouble…cuz she’s a broken, spoiled rich kid, who had her youth robbed of her, as her parents prostituted her and sold her out for the benefit of their own egos and bank accounts, leaving her a pile of lost and souless freckled good times…

Then there’s the whole Liz & Dick, double chin thanks to plastic surgery, botox and fake lips….reviews where the world hated her performance…while she thought it was her big comeback…thanks to people giving her too much positive reinforcement instead of just telling her to retire…

When what really matters is the wet spot on her fucking panties….

Seriously people…get your priorities straight..

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2012

29

Nov

Miranda Kerr in a Bra of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a babe…even in pixelated shitty pics of her not spreading her asshole…that I don’t even consider pics….she looks erotic to me….maybe it’s the posting to social media for her fans…to keep her relevant despite being a mom and thus a model who should retire…but instead keeping her at the top of her model game..famous as shit…something I am sure her tall, awkward, weird faced body never anticipated when growing up….it’s like it is undeserving…what makes her a million dollar body…while so many other girls aren’t…and I’d debate this shit more…if I wasn’t totally uninterested in debating bullshit…and more interested in just staring at her tits.

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2012

29

Nov

Shanina Shaik Modeling Underwear Hotly For Nordstrom of the Day

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I just learned a very important thing…Hotly is an actual word…that I am not forced the use all the fucking time…because it’s hotly…

Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia read elegant and lovely…and her asshole reads “feed me with your tongue”….but she’s too busy letting Tyson Beckford up in it…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant…

Nordstrom did okay with this campaign…making lingerie modeling…a little more saucy…and by saucy I do mean in my drippy underwear…as much as I mean in concept and flavor…

Here are some of the pics…

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2012

29

Nov

Izabel Goulart is Pantsless of the Day

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Izabel Goulart pulled a Lady Gaga and showed up to an event relatively pantsless….in a leotard…only unlike Lady Gaga…the boners were not on the clits of lesbians…who love her message and don’t really care about looks…as most lesbians…have ugly partners…but instead on the boners of everyone….this lingerie model is like Santa Claus…only instead of molesting kids and buying their silence with gifts…she’s molesting my eyes….

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2012

29

Nov

Britney Spears and Will.I.Am’s New Video of the Day

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This sounds like a song that some college kid shat out to make a point about how easy it is to make commercial club music…you know with no effort…no substance…no quality…just noise…featuring two famous people…who prove that all it takes to get hits is to put it out there…cuz the public will eat it up…even if it took 20 minutes to produce…I am sure there was a time Will.I.Am wasn’t a LMFAO impersonator…or even a commercial money hungry loser who is winning at life…but clearly has no soul…

The only redeeming thing in all this is Britney’s hot titties…slutting out in video……

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2012

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.

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2012

29

Nov

Kendra Spears for Versace Underwear of the Day

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Kendra Spears is some 24 year old Cindy Crawford looking model…unless that mole is just some kind of cum stain growing mold on my screen….and I guess she’s the body…for Versace lingerie….a far tastier thing to look at half naked…that Donatella…because a naked Donatella Versace…all loose skin and having off her bones…uterus hanging out her vagina…is a horrible image for a luxury brand sell luxury items at luxury prices….so sticking with this Kendra Spears…makes sense…as it makes boners.

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2012

29

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Gets Arrested of the Day

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Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her

Here is the pic of the girl Lohan went nuts on…because Lohan is nuts…

I don’t see much damage but I am sure it is there…and that’s just what crazy people do…all that pent up aggression of people mocking her when she really believed she was gonna prove herself with her last job..only to realize her producers, directors and all the people who suck her dick lied to her….humiliated her…and made a mockery out of her.,….

She’s a mess, she’s fallen off, it is a tragedy, cuz I coulda saved her..but she didn’t believe when we spent that night in a hotel together…and that’s an even bigger tragedy…

Crazy girl…I still believe….in you and your chins ability to win an oscar…

This kind of behavior is pretty obvious…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

29

Nov

Annabella Barber Wet for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Question of the day is – If a girl is half naked in a bikini…bathing suit…underwear…all wet and luxurious…does who she is, what she’s named, or anything else about her like age, bra size, career choices, her resume really fucking matter…

That said…Her name Annabella Barber, she’s 5’9, her shoes size 8, blonde hair, blue eyes…and a vagina I want to taste…cuz it has been sent here from heaven

Here are the pics.

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2012

29

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A picture…isn’t a picture…unless there is a spread ass in it….

There’s some philosophy for you motherfuckers…

Here’s some links….for you motherfuckers…

Motherfuckers.

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WTF Photo of the Day
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Mess, as Usual
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It’s a Family Guy Impression RAP – VIDEO
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Some Mila Kunis, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out (NSFW)
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This Girl is Getting Herself Off and We Get To Watch (NSFW)
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The 2013 Miss Reef Calendar Deserves an Oscar for Sexy
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Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Motorcyclist Almost Hit By Mattress. Whoops – VIDEO
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