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2012

12

Dec

Leah Francis Naked for Zoo Magazine of the Day

She’s not all that hot, but she is naked….and I guess that makes her relevant to perverts like me….even if the typical busty and voluptuous isn’t really my thing, I like my busty girls to be skinny, you know making their tits a mystery or blessing for nature, making me wonder how such a miracle happened, you know like they were my version of the Christ child, ready to be worshipped by my dick…when the girl is built like this…the big fake tits are just kind of a given…not all that impressive, but like all low level Glamour Models who are better suited as strippers, I’m totally down with staring, cuz naked chicks are fun….even when they are fat.

Posted in:Leah Francis|NSFW

2012

12

Dec

Sheryl Crow’s Cancer Surviving Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sheryl Crow is a breast cancer surviving 50 year old rockstar who used to push performance enhancing drugs on Lance Armstrong because she made him feel inadequate as a one testicled biker, forcing him to over compensate and break records on a bike, you know to feel like a man…

I guess the good news about her breast cancer, is that she’s still got an ass worth eating, and she’s broadcasting it on the internet, letting all the other 50 years old women see what not having kids does to a woman….and that is nothing but good things….

I figure ego to procreate isn’t worth the sacrifice that is your body….

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never been into Sheryl Crow…but looking at her makes me into what she represents…and that is an old ass in a bikini….

Here is the video…


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2012

12

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing Deck the Halls of the Day

This evil corporation has got us from the fucking balls…they hang hot fucking half naked chicks in front of our eager and hungry faces…and we listen….it is a not very genius concept that has made a lot of people billionaires….

They did this last year, it’s cute…and I want to have sex with all of them…

I have my own stepFATHER CHRISTMAS INITIATIVE ….that I’d rather you be checking out….rather than this Politically correct garbage…but I get that you’re into these twats…you pervert…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2012

12

Dec

On the 8th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

A STRIPPER POLE FOR ME TO TURN MY LIVING ROOM INTO MY VERY OWN STRIPCLUB THAT EVERYDAY AMATEUR GIRLS WILL FLOCK TO BECAUSE EVERY GIRL WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER FOR A DAY, IT MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES ….BEST GIFT EVER!!!

Everything is amazing when Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

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TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE….
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Posted in:stepXMAS

2012

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turning down hot girls for booty calls is always one of the funniest things …. usually it because of laziness and disinterest I blame my small penis and low testosterone levels for…..I’m just not motivated to get up off the soiled couch to stick my dick in a soiled 20 year old…I know…ridiculous on paper but makes total sense in person….

The humor in the whole thing is the girl’s reaction, because her reaching out to get fucked, especially by me, is probably her low point, and I’m not even gonna deliver….

Here are some links…

First Person View Of Urban Downhill Mountain Biking, Yikes! – VIDEO
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Just When I Think People Can’t Get Anymore Fucked Up…
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A Tribute To Hot Girls in Underwear (NSFW)
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Extreme Kayaking is a Sufficiantly Terrifying Way to Start the Morning – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Gets Naked in ‘On The Road,’ Acts Like a Real B#tch About It
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Amanda Seyfried Covers InStyle (Photo Gallery)
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Ellen von Unwerth Captures Fetish Style Shoot for Galore Magazine
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Free Cam Shows To Cure Those Mid Week Blues
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This Chick With Braces Has a Sticky Vagina (NSFW)
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Snoop Dogg vs. Santa in Epic Rap Battle
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Kaya Danielle is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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2012 As Seen on TV – VIDE0
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GET YOUR LIMITED EDITION stepSHIRT
GET A FUCKING STEPSHIRT PUNK

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2012

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s just something amazing about unprotected sex with girls you meet off the internet….especially when they are wearing thigh highs and heels….and have asses so tight you can chip a tooth on it….in what must be a holiday Miracle…that I hope doesn’t lead to bastard children I will have to hide from til the end of time….

That was my weekend…

Visit or VERY MERRY STEPFATHER HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE ….best gift ideas in teh game….better than that time I gave a bitch herpes…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Hayden Panettiere’s Experiment With Normal Sized Penis is Over
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Guess Who is Going to Rehab for the 19th Time. Yes, You Ready That Right, 19th.
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Sexy Kate Upton GIFs
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Puking Kid at the Xmas Pageant
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Worst Free Throw Ever
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Jessica Chastain in W
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Clip of the Morning: Caroline Wozniacki Pretended to Be Serena Williams During Tennis Match (Video)
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Lucy Pinder is as Good a Christmas Present as Any
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Annnnnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Oh Donna, Be Mine, Would You? (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Hello! (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Shit and I Like It
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Perfectly Timed Photos of 2012
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Chinese Acrobats
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The 20 Worst Christmas Decoration and Lights Fails
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Dorky Chick is Working the Vibrator (NSFW)
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Close Call
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Tom Cruise’s New Movie is Called Jack Reach Around or Something
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Clip of Alessandra Mariella in a Pink Sweater, Wow! (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Showing Boobs in Max Italia (NSFW)
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Anne Hathaway’s Coochie Hair Made An Appearance Last Night, But More Importantly WTF is Going On With Those Boots?!
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Maria Fowler’s Pure White Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Claudia Galanti is Killin It in Another Skimpy Bikini…
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As Seen on TV Gift Guide
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Extreme Kayaking
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This is 40 Boring Interviews with Shitty Actors
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Let’s Face It, We Will Buy Anything Beyonce is Selling
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Country Music Awards Slut Round Ups – Who Would You Rather?
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Top 13 Crimes Committed By Guys in Santa Suits
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These New Ledgers Are Eating Pussy (NSFW)
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I Don’t Remember the Part When Reading the Hobbit That Gandolf the Grey Had Prostate Cancer….
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Now THAT is One Sweet Ass! (NSFW)
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These Bane Outtakes Make Dark Knight Look Even More Stupid Than It Was
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Santa Vs Moses Rap Battle – VIDEO
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Looking Good, Sweetheart
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Maxim Hometown Hotties Calendar
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Santa vs Moses Rap Battle
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This Dog’s Got This Kids Back
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Trina and Heidi Have Some Big Ass Strapons (NSFW)
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“Deep Throat” Play Headed To Los Angeles, With Actual Pornstars! (NSFW)
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Mario Lopez Ass
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Dresses Trashy and I Love It
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Busty Blonde Cam Girl, Check It (NSFW)
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Kavin Clash Can’t Catch a Break
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Cool Urban Downhill Mountain Biking Video
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Melissa Giraldo Hot in Swimwear of the Day
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Awesome Fuckign Skateboard Tricks…
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Megan Fox Talks About Being a Mother
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Charley Chase is Fucking Disgusting…and Likes Getting Fisted
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This Lady Loves her Vaccuum – a Little Too Much…
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I am uncomfortable with the fact this sex machine exists…
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French Threeseomes are Hairy….
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Amateur Who Isn’t an Amateur Sucks Dick.
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Classic Gym Sex Clip
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

11

Dec

Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash of the Day

Finally – a no panty, cuz girls aren’t supposed to wear panties, unintentional even though it was probably intentional, getting out of a car, vagina flash on the way to a movie premiere, the way a vagina flash is supposed to happen…the classic, good old fashioned, vagina flash, all curtosy of Anne Hathaway, who is doin’ it in part for the nerds who think they are marrid to her…and the perverts like me who made a site dedicated to this kind of thing…

The only tragedy in all this is that she’s not showing any fucking labia…but at least it happened…and if I’m seeing what I think I’m seeeing…there’s hipster bush….good fucking look.


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2012

11

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Holiday Lingerie of the Day

I ran into an old friend who I guess visits the site every once in a while, because he asked me why the fuck I always post on Candice Swanepoel, and that before my site he had no idea who she was, and that even now that he knows who she is, he doesn’t really get why I bother posting her catalog pics, he finds it weird and a little excessive…to whice I say…this is only my second Candice Swanepoel post today, and if I do 20 posts a day, that’s only 10 percent of my content devoted to her, which is practically nothing, I mean sure, I could have done posts on the countless other twats who ignore me on social media, you know giving this bitch no play at all, but have you seen her half naked body? This shit is legendary….and that’s all the justifying I’m gonna do about Candice Swanepoel posts til the end of time…cuz if I had my way this site would be the offical Candice Swanepoel fan club…you know the kind of site that gets me arrested when I start following her around the world for exclusive content…you know passion that is misunderstood as stalking….

Here are the hot body pics….for the evil Victoria’s Secret corporation….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

11

Dec

Sophia Lie Nude Modeling of the Day

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Sophia Lie has the unfortunate history of having been Josh Hartnett’s girlfriend….and she may still be Josh Hartnett’s girlfriend…but I am going to assume that she’s no long his girlfriend…because if she was she’d be spending his money on clothes, spa days and birth control pills she fakes taking so he cums in her and she is set for life….and not modeling nude for obscure websites or magazines…like a new comer to the industry…trying to get some airtime, so people start noticing who she is…you know since she’s had a taste of hollywood and celebrity thanks to Josh…and now is on a mission to make it on her own…..but I can’t be too sure of her relationship status, because I don’t really even remember who Josh Hartnett is, and thus don’t really care who he fucks….but I don’t mind looking at their tits…but that’s just cuz I love tits…duh.

Posted in:NSFW|Sophia Lie

2012

11

Dec

Lea Michele Doesn’t Look Like Lea Michele in Marie Claire of the Day


Lea Michele has proven in January’s Marie Claire magazine…that with the right hair person, make-up person, photographer, and digital re-toucher….she can be made to look like someone who isn’t her…you know soften out those tranny features she’s tried to correct with surgery…cuz she doesn’t like being the ugly leading lady on a show about freaks who can sing…that she doesn’t realize was cast to showcase how the Glee club is for fucking losers…while the hot chicks are busy sucking off the football team and/or not being on the fucking Glee club….because all the hype and attention they got around the show…kinda distracted from the simple fact that her mangled up face was in fact meant to be the ugly leading lady….so the demographic of losers buy into the shit….but Marie Claire, with her vagina hugging ONSIE, have pulled through, and made her into something I would probably fuck, not that I wouldn’t have fucked her before, but I wouldn’t like to admit that I would have….like I don’t like admitting I’d fuck trannies if I was drunk enough and their tits were big enough….

Point being…she looks kinda good and all you weirdos who were into her before, can send these around to all your friend who laughed at you for admitting were into her….redemption.

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