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2012

21

Nov

Katie Price Fun See Through of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…but she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women with no shame, dignity, or a fucking soul accomplish in their lifetimes….She’s paved the way for a new generation of Glamor models….and now she’s kinda been off the radar the last few years….so it is nice to see her low level, cry for attention in the form of a sheer t-shirt…her marketing strategy…makes me believe in a better tomorrow….she’s a hero for all future generations…Jordan Katie Price…we need statues in your image to fucking worship….you fucking low grade…amazing goddess…

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2012

21

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Models Topless in Vogue Spain of the Day

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This is probably the fucking best pre-Victoria’s Secret campaign of all fucking time…because they took their high paid hookers…who you know as their “Angels”….who represent the tail the evil corporate empire pimps…..because they got their models naked enough and shot interestingly enough…to not be a shitty VS fashion shoot…

The models are: Isabeli Fontana, Doutzen Kroes, Karlie Kloss, Miranda Kerr, Toni Garrn, Anja Rubik, Irina Shayk, Constance Jablonski, Edita Vilkeviciute, Alessandra Ambrosio & Izabel Goulart……

And I love them all equally…

Sure we’ve seen all their nipples before…but having their nipples come together this glorious thanksgiving day…reminds me of a few things I wnat to give thanks for….so many small and subtle implants….so much fun

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2012

21

Nov

LIndsay Lohan Bloated Botox Fake Tit Porn Face of the Day

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I love Lindsay Lohan…and I know Lindsay Lohan is trying her best with the insanity she’s been given…to have a normal and successful life…and I know there is no real plan or intent to be a weird failure…cliche child star…who was prostituted by her parents and now confused as to which way to turn….I know she actually thinks Liz and Dick will be her big break….her welcome back to the world of acting…and I know her fake lips, botox face, that makes her look like a weird, used, washed up, stripper, or low level pornstar face…is actually her thinking she looks good…but it’s all too fucking clowny…

Now, I’m a fan of Lohan, her tits, her ass, her skillset…even her personality…she’s funny and a good time…just a victim of her elements…but shit…whatever she’s done to her face…looks like it belongs in a fucking circus….gettting out of a small car with 12 of her friends…a car we can all hope she’s not driving….

Here she is at some Premiere for Liz and Dick last night..some shit she is staging legal issues to get more coverage for….when all she really needs to do is juggle and make animals out of balloons…with my liz and dick….

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2012

21

Nov

Michea Crawford in Elle Macpherson Lingerie of the Day

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Michea Crawford is some babe who lived in Montreal at one point in time…before moving to NYC on her quest to being some kind of hot model…

I don’t think I’ve ever met her…..reminding me of another lost opportunity….one in which I coulda become her best friend ever…helping her take over the world….carrying her purse to gigs…doing whatever it took to get her trust so that I could make my move to touch her breast tenderly while she’s had one too many drinks….

I could have wrote love songs or love poems…and gazed in her eyes…and whispered sweet nothings to her….we could have got matching tattoos…and held hands in the rain…we could have had a family and kids..and spent the rest of our lives together…our love eternal….

But too late for that now…I don’t know much about her…other than that she’s got potential to be fucking famous…and here she is in catalog shots for Elle Macpherson lingerie…even though I hate catalog shots for any lingerie….I still like looking at babes half naked….especially one I could potentially run into on the street one day when she’s visiting her old digs….giving me the opportunity…to have her sign my tit….we’re all allowed to have dreams people…it’s fucking thanksgiving…and I give thanks to having dreams….

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2012

21

Nov

Aurelia Gliwski in Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Aurelia Gliwski….no idea where she’s from….

She’s a low level 28 year old model who no one has ever heard of…but still making more money than any of us…cuz all she needs is a campaign like this every couple of months that pays her 10,000 dollars to get half naked…and shit’s far better than working an actual job…think of all the free time she has to get high, drunk, suck dick, play, party, travel, etc…..cuz she only needs to work 10 days a fucking year….

You see cuz everyone focuses on the top models…the supermodels…the 300,000 dollar per campaign models…but the world is filled with hot babes willing to get naked in hopes of being a top model super model…while making more than a decent salary doing it….and you’ve likely never heard of her…and either have I…

But you likely don’t care about her….because you don’t believe we are all god’s children…you believe the media endorsed garbage is better than the less promoted cuz it has marketing budget behind it…it is the American way….give thanks….

While I prefer the girls who want to one day be that top model…nearing the end of the road as 30 approaches…who still get low level model gigs and live the model life…but more importantly who give me hope that they are willing to fuck with me to get to the top….when in reality…they don’t….m

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2012

21

Nov

Lauren Cohan in a See Through Shirt for Ladygunn Magazine of the Day

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I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know the shit matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge….so I can only assume…countless of you creeps love this 30 year old star of the shit…and will probably get a lot of use…and give a lot of thanks for this photoshoot for some obscure magazine….that involves no bra….reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding me off the 19 year old at the bowling alley in a tank top last night…all bent over…and nipple flashing…what a slag….cuz braless is fashionable….a trend that is forever…at least according to me…and I know what I’m talking about….

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2012

21

Nov

Lina Posada Posing in Bikinis of the Day

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This Lina Posada barely exists….she has no web presence….no wikipedia page…just a few obscure fans tracking her every lingerie shoot on Tumblr and facebook…..so I don’t know where this shoot is from…what it is for…when it happened…I just know that it did…and give thanks that it did …cuz it is thanksgiving and I give thanks to everything…but more importantly…cuz this no name…who may very well CGI…cuz I can’t seem to find any trace of human or anything about her….has a rockin’ ass….and she’s being used to almost her full potential…all this is missing is a little penetration…

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2012

21

Nov

Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that…

I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

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2012

21

Nov

A Bunch of Models Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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I love me my nude models…especially when they are fashion models from other countries…doing everything they can to get big enough to work in NYC….you know with Visa sponsorship from major agencies and brands…so that they don’t have to be mail ordered….you know better to whore yourself for fashion shoots than to actually whore yourself…it’s safer this way…

The models are:

Anna De Rijk, Hanna Wähmer, Romee Strijd, Sara Blomqvist, Pau Bertolini & Larissa Hofmann

I’ve never heard of any of them…but I give thanks to them being naked enough for me…

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2012

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is Thanksgiving for some of you…the loneliest time of year for a lot of you….whether you don’t have family, hate your family, or are just reminded of how much better your siblings, cousins, neighbors are doing than you….

It is a time where single girls wish they were married…and more importantly…a great time to post your phone number on the internet to sex with strangers….

My new favorite thing to do….especially when I tell the creeps I am a 14 year old girl and they are now sex offenders….

It is the mIRC chat room of today’s generation….

Good times!

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