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2012

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

When I finally checked my messages today there was one from early this morning from an unidentified number with incohereant babbling on the other end about fighting with TSA agents, taxi cab hell rides down dirt roads and waking on the beach as the tide was coming in. Sounds like Jesus is already making the most of Central America.

I gotta hand it to the guy, he has one hell of a work ethic and he could be deaf, dumb, drunk and blind and somehow, someway he would still manage to update this site the way he has been because he loves all 6 of you reading just that much.

He’s one of a kind Jesus is, we could learn a thing or two from him.

Here’s tonight’s links.

Cuddles.

Did Jennie Garth Get Implants? You be the Judge
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Honey Boo Boo Shut Dr Drew the Fuck Down – VIDEO
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Reality Stars Right Now
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Check Out Winona Ryder’s Junkie street Girl Cleavage
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There’s a New Trailer For Django Unchained and Here It Is
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I Don’t Advocate Hitting Anybody But Sometimes I’d Like to Puch Taylor Swift in the Face
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Donna is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Ashley is All Laid Out, For Your Pleasure (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper and More Fun That That Tuesday Night Movie You Can’t Afford
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Facebook Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Holly Lara is Worth Taking a Peek at, Trust Me (SEMI NSFW)
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Who the Fuck PAID For Justin Timberlake’s Wedding Photos?
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Who Says Wives Cant Be Super Naughty? (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Make Your Day a Little Better (NSFW)
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When Bert and Ernie Get Rude – VIDEO
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Eve Sonnet and Her Big Titties Are Pole Dancing (NSFW)
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Renee Olstead Nip Slip Anyone? (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Liam Neeson Reads Justin Bieber Lyrics and It’s Pretty Much Amazing (VIDEO)
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Joanna Krupa is Completely See Through and Braless, WOW (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Victoria Beckham Just Because It’s Been Awhile
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Courtney Stodden Was Trying on a Variety of Slutty Costumes and Here’s the Photos
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JLo’s Tit Popped Out on Stage Again! (NSFW)
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Chloe Miranda May Just Be Your Dream Girl (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW IMAGES)
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North Carolina Man Says Church Kidnapped, Imprisoned, And Beat Him For Being Gay. All God Children My Ass
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Olivia and Kiri Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Has Porn Replaced Sex Education? (NSFW)
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Irina Shayk vs Bar Refaeli – Who Would You Rather?
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Giant Web Cam Juggs Anyone? (NSFW)
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Nicki Minaj Has a Wardrobe Malfunction in Latest Video
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Kate Gosselin Was Fired Because Coupon Cabin’s HR Person Doesn’t Know How To Google
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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With a Title Like Cum Fiesta, I Don’t Think I Need to Give You Much More Explanation
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Here’s the One About the Time That Sexy Secretary Was in the Elevator
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

23

Oct

Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar of the Day

I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar…I am going to assume it is for some breast cancer charity bulllshit she is involved in…because she survived breast cancer…and fighting breast cancer is a charity I support..because I like titties….even when they are fake….

I am even more confused by the fact that I want to masturbate all over each and every month in it…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2012

23

Oct

Lauren Conrad in November Allure of the Day

The Hills aren’t alive with the sound of music…they are dead…but unfortunately…not the kind of dead I want…cuz the trash on the show live on…even thought a plane crash woulda been a much welcomed series finale…there just aren’t enough plane crashes with young starlets this generation….we need are Richie Valen / Buddy Holly….and these idiots woulda been key players…perfect for the job….peaked after selling their souls….something some of them are struggling with that.. HEIDI MONTAG ROCKING STRIP CLUBS WITH HER SHITTY FAKE TITS CUZ IT IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM DOING PORN but this Lauren Conrad character seems to be doing just fine…..

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Lauren Conrad

2012

23

Oct

Maria Edible for Inked of the Day

I am not posting these pics because I find this character hot…or sexy…or remotely like anything I would be willing to have sex with….I am not posting it because I like girls and food….I actually am a firm believer in girls starving themselves…I am posting this cuz I kinda love what she’s doing…and I don’t know what…you see I live with an amateur professional eater and she’s just fat and fucking disgusting about it…if anything…I even gag when she eats a fucking carrot cuz I know where that is gonna lead….but this Maria Edible is all rock and roll about it…she is like the pin-up model who isn’t a babe by any fucking means….but who has found a totally disgusting talent that is marketable cuz she’s not Asian or obese…and because she’s not offensively fat because of it…and carries it well….it makes it all kinda ok….according to me which is real the defining voice of what is acceptable or not….

Here’s a video of her in action…

Here are pics of her in Inked November issue…..

Posted in:Maria Edible

2012

23

Oct

Candice Accola for Fault Magazine of the Day

Candice Accola is some Texas raised in Florida…a lovely state I just rolled through and experienced all the obesity and trash in…She’s from the upper white class cuz her dad is a doctor and her mom is a homemaker and they are active in the Republican Party….like good white Americans are….not that I know or care about white bread, or corrupt governments, but I do appreciate when their good little well bred, nicely raised baby girl, is out being naughty in magazines…in a “you’re not the boss of me dad. This is my life, my career” rebellion that turns me on….

Sure she’s not doing it as well as CLAUDIA ROMANI is doing it for Obama in Miami….where we aren’t sure she is legal to vote or not…as that’s kinda what happens when you’re hispanic in Miami….lots of question marks….except when it comes to staring at nice round ass…

If you don’t know her, she’s on some show called Vampire Diaries, and released an album in 2006…that no one ever heard….but they don’t need to cuz she’s a babe – and that’s all that matters…

Posted in:Candice Accola

2012

23

Oct

Rihanna Filming a Music Video with Hard Nipples of the Day

Rihanna has the right idea…use her abuser that probably was never her abuser to help launch her career….pretend to hate him….stir up scandal when she’s probably giving him kickbacks for keeping up the lie…only to get knocked up by him…cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is….but that’s not why she has the right idea…she is a poor child hooker turned rich and really famous….gone back to her over sexed at a young age roots and is spreading that gospel to her millions of little girls that now think it is ok to be beat, and whored out…..that it is ok to be a slut….and I don’t think anything can go wrong with that….

So here she is filming her music with her hard nipples…all wet, shaved head and barely interesting….but interesting enough for me…cuz all i need in life is some hard nipples and a popstar millionaire who posts highlighted quotes from god, pics of her weed smoking, and just keeps getting crazier and crazier…..all wet on set..

I am drunk, jet lagged and a fan of this Rihanna character….or at least of her nipples.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

23

Oct

Karen Gillan and/or Katee Sackhoff from Doctor Who Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This girl has a really obscure nerd fan base….her name is Karen Gillan and/or Katee Sackhoff and she’s from a show called Doctor Who and/or some other nerd shit…that I have never seen but that I know makes me feel VERY uncomfortable…it’s just the smell of semen filled underwear on virgin losers who are socially awkward as fuck especially after seeing this pic in the computer science lab at school….

But what it comes down to is that I can hate a bitch for drawing in a loyal fan base of really creepy socially awkward people who are scared of girls but not scared of building electronics….or fantasy lives….where their second life is actually their first life….I have to take her for what she is…and that is a relatively busty….big…redhead in a bikini top…cuz that’s ultimately what matters here….who cares if she’s Katee Sackhoff or Karen Gillan…just know she’s in a bikini…

Posted in:Karen Gillan

2012

23

Oct

Brooke Candy is Helping Ruin Music of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I don’t want to get into details but I work in the music industry and have for quite some time now and it’s safe to say that generally speaking, the entire thing is going to shit and has been for roughly the last 10 years or so especially.

Quality control has officially gone out the fucking window and it’s not just the industry to blame, the fans are part of the problem. The people out there consuming this shit are too dumb to care and/or too lazy to dig a little deeper to find anything with real substance. It’s the same reason why things like reality TV are so popular. Until fans start demanding more from the content produced by people nothing is going to change.

The thing about the Internet and technology progressing the way it has over the last little while is it’s this complete double edged sword in the ways that because anyone can have access to software to make music, or make a music video, or make some shitty movie they do so simply because they can.

You’d think this would be good for people with actual talent and in some ways of course it is – it’s easier to get your stuff out there nowadays and get it seens and heard – but on the otherside of that there is a HUGE influx of people who think they are the next Madonna/Timberland/Steven Spielberg Mario Testino and more often than not this easy access to produce “art” ends up being a platform for no talent clowns to share their bullshit to the general zombie public who in turn gobble this shit up.

I don;t know where this was going and I don’t know how to end this but the bottom line is making music doesn’t make someone a composer, hopping on a mic doesn’t make you a singer or rapper, having an expensive camera (set on AUTO for fuck sakes) doesn’t make a photographer and having an HD video camera doesn’t make you a film maker and/or a music video director.

PS. This sucks.

Posted in:Brooke Candy

2012

23

Oct

Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

My expectations are always too high when it comes to Germany….I know it is probably a cliche, or played out, but I am sure at one point in time was actual truth, where their culture was really into almost criminal S&M and Shit Eating fetishes….and whenever I hear a model…especially a lingerie model…like KAROLINA KURKOVA who was almost blacklisted from the lingerie modeling world for being a fat bitch…and more importantly…. WAS FEATURED ON NATIONAL TV FOR BEING FAT BACKSTAGE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW before realizing what is important in life…and that’s getting paid to not be a fat bitch….so I was expecting a lot more out of this…but I figure I’ll post Karolina Kurkova for her die hard fans and for those of you who just can’t get enough of women in outrageous pants……and big fuckin’ smiles…This is a feel good photoshoot for those of us who lack a soul.

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2012

23

Oct

Sophie Turner Does Some Ass for Twitter of the Day

The lawyer who wants everything in life to not be a lawyer, that was her fall back plan that she never really wanted to fall back on, but was forced to because her model bullshit was just that…bullshit…but with desperation and overall level of bottom feeding pathetic behavior comes “one last go at this I wanna be a Glamour model…thing”….and it came in the form of posting pics of her ass last week….giving her a glimmer of hope that people still care…not that they ever did…but she loves the attention and in turn post more pics of her ass….cuz she’s more than just a girl willing to get half naked for male attention…she’s got a law degree and gets strategy…but more importantly…billing by the hour…

I can’t hate on a girl for trying especially when she doesn’t have to…cuz she’s got a high paying career lined up…that she just doesn’t want to take cuz she prefers seeking approval and “makin’ it”….but she doesn’t “make it” on camera…cuz I guess she’s above doing porn..but not above doing bikini ass shots for twitter…..cuz she’s a fucking lawyer people….

Posted in:Sophie Turner