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2012

22

Oct

Amelia Lily Flashes Her Panties on her 18th Birthday of the Day

I would assume that when a girl who looks like this turns 18, she takes advantage of the legal doors that have opened, and either films her first porn, or flashes the world her cunt….but I guess that’s just me judging a book by the cover…or calling a whore a whore…when the real whores are Zumba instructors….cuz according to google…she’s actually a talented UK pop singer who finished third on X-Factor, a show everyone knows is authentic in finding talent…. and despite being fabricated…made it on her own…at least this far…to a place a handful of people know who she is…is respectable…especially when doing the classic panty flash to get noticed…even if I’d rather this panty flash had more labia….

Here’s one of Adele’s song…to celebrate Adele not giving birth to a Chocolate cake, extra large pizza, cheeseburger and gallon of soda…..but instead giving birth to a demon child she hid from the world…cuz she could…thanks to her waistline…


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I think I am in love…with an angel…songbird…sent from above…and by above I mean the nearest hair salon where she got her bleach job done….

Amelia…it’s just you and me girl….everyone else just doesn’t matter.

Posted in:Amelia Lily

2012

22

Oct

Magdalena Frackowiak Hot Ass in Zeit Magazin of the Day


Magdalena Frackowiak is amazing…

We’ve seen her topless modeling before and it was fucking legendary….and now she’s back with this shoot for us fashion perverts who know nothing about fashion other than than the models get naked and are hotter than most average looking girls….to masturbate to….

I’m a fan.

She’s Polish, has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I assume we’re gonna see a lot more of these tits, you know maybe so much that we will get bored of them, resent them, and forget our 10th anniversary with them, because we have better things to do and the love has died.

If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2012

22

Oct

Maine Zumba Hooker Popsicle Video of the Day

You probably already know this story….about the zumba class prostitution ring that is a pretty clever idea…if zumba was sexy….but maybe the fact that it isn’t sexy is what makes it so clever…I mean a stripper pole dance class prostitution ring would just be too fucking cliche….

If this is news to you…..here’s an update….

Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio in Kennebunk, Maine, pleaded not guilty Tuesday. Wright is facing 106 counts of prostitution, violation of privacy, tax evasion and allegedly providing sex for money.

Well…apparently there’s videos of the leader fucking a popsicle…and I guess that’s all that really matters when it comes to prostitution rings…you know good old fashioned frozen treats in pussy on video…even if it has nothing to do with prostitution rings…but does have to do with a sexy, refreshing time.

Amazing video of a girl who has her priorities straight….

Posted in:NSFW|stepNEWS

2012

22

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I got a free trip to Central America. I don’t know if I will end up raped, dead, or used by a drug cartel as a mule…but I do know that I’ll have a week away from my pig wife.

I’ll still be updating and if I don’t, my stepdaughter will be filling in, which will be a much needed change of pace for the best site on the internet that nobody reads…

My ultimate objective…to get at least 3 girls pregnant…leave them fake names…then come back home….

We are all allowed to dream.

Here are some links….

High Bar Base Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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Heidi Montag is Fucking Pathetic of the Day
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Jessica Marie is Sexy in Black and White (SEMI NSFW)
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Bridgette Desiree is All Laid Out on Display (SEMI NSFW)
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If You’re Gonna Steal a Car You Should Probably Make Sure You Can Drive Stick
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Oh Good, Rihanna’s Dad Wants Her to Marry Chris Brown
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Alicia LaBady is the Rides Girl of the Day
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Free Cam Shows for Some Monday Morning Sexy (NSFW)
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Amateur Shows Off Her Hot Tits For Us to See (NSFW)
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Good God I Hope Kate Gosselin Doesn’t Take This Nude TV Gig
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Jordan Carver’s Tits Are Out of Hand, Whoa (SITE NSFW)
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Fat Lady Versus Kayak Can’t Turn Out Right (VIDEO)
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Sexy Games to Waste the Day Away With
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2012

19

Oct

American Apparel Hot Models of the Day

Jesus loves you and wanted to thank you for your endless support with this awesome $5 offer on tons of clothes from American Apparel:

The truth is that I have jerked off to the models on the site more than once…it is pretty much porn….there’s something about cute hipsers showing nipple that I love….

I have made friends with American Apparel Models….

I have jerked off on girls wearing American Apparel product….like thigh high socks and leotards….

I like what they do and what they represent…They have taken what woulda been GAP girls and turned them sheer…edgy…short short…cameltoe…braless and amazing….

So get on this $5 dollar sale…..

And look at pics of this model of theirs…

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2012

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS Model can Be Found on FACEBOOK

My keyboard on my computer isn’t working and I had to write this cut and pasting words….

Apparently I lack just as much insight, wit, intelligence, humor when I am doing posts this way….but that could be cuz I am plotting what vagina I am going to use my PUG to lure in this week….cuz fucking…is really all married life is about….especially when it is not with your wife…YOLO….

Here are some stepLINKS…..while I hunt for tit and pussy to fill with my tainted man juices….

Mila Kunis Was in a Lisa Frank commercial When She Was Like 12 or Something and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Christina Aguilera Wants You to Know She Doesn’t
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Amazing Green Screen Prank on Weather girl
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Pink is a Horrible Shape in SHape
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Jorgie Porter Garters
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Bikini Body Contest
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Shove This Bitches Head Right Into A Pillow And Go To Town…
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This Baby Hates Cats, Personally I Don’t Blame Him – VIDEO
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Elizabeth Velasquez is The Rides Girl of the Day
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Arianny Celeste’s Top Of The World Music Video Sucks – VIDEO
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Uma Thurman Gave Her Kid a Really Stupid Name. Like REALLLLY Stupid
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Jenna Has a Tight Body and I Like It (NSFW)
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Taryn Tarrell is a Great Way to End the Week (SITE NSFW)
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These Web Cam Babes Will Assure That You Are Kept Busy All Weekend (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Alice Eve
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Some Girl and Her Handcuffs
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Christina Hendricks is Fat
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Victoria Justice Leopard Pants….
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Will IPhone Blend
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Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Wear Underwear. That’s Some Pussy Power!
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Awesome Japanese Juggler
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Watch Kristen Stewart Awkwardly Talk About Perfume For Over 15 Minutes – VIDEO
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This Emo Chick Rubs One Out, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Sexy Games That Will Be You Occupied in the Best Possible Way (NSFW)
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Sara Stone and Alexia Rae Boob Play (NSFW)
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Tom Hanks Woke Up Good Morning America With a Good Old Fashioned FUCK – VIDEO
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Scarlett Johansson GIF From Hitchcock
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Parkour Faceplant is Painful Looking (SITE NSFW)
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Perfect Bikini Body Contest, Check It – VIDEO
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Amelia Lily Turns 18, But Gives US a Gift of an Upskirt (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Rosario Dawson
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32 Celebrity Yearbook Pictures (GALLERY)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Sensi Pearl (NSFW)
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Celina Cross is Gonna Make You Want Her (NSFW)
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Fidel Castro Suffers Massive Stroke, Doctors Say He’s Close To Death And Give Him Weeks To Live!
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Eufrat and Megan Coxxx Get It On – Check It Out
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Awesome Natural Tits For Breast Cancer Awareness Month (NSFW)
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Candice Swanepoel & Alessandra Ambrosio at The Launch of Some Thing or Another
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Dream Girl Takes It All Off on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa is See Through
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75 Year Old Body Building Granny
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Some Wtf Moments
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Kristen Stewart Ugly in an Ad Campaign….
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Mother of the Year on Webcam – Amazing.
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Al Bundy Parody Porn
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Some Random Porn Vids for the DAy
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

19

Oct

Pink is Manly in Shape of the Day

I am still not convinced Pink has a vagina….and I am not just saying that cuz she is fit because I love fit girls….I am sayin that cuz I am pretty sure I can see her balls…

Highlight of this clip s when she says she is gonna light herself on fire….cuz she knows both her and her music offends….and sexually confuses her tranny loving fans…who actually openly admit they thinks she’s hot…when they should be ashamed of that….really really really ashamed….because even if you are into trannies…they should be better than this….and as much as I love the color pink on vagina…I don’t like it associated with clowns like this…but here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Pink

2012

19

Oct

Joanna Krupa See Through Shirt of the Day


Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker and who probably leaked the story herself…in efforts to get people talking about her…and based on her shirt, I think seeking attention is kinda her thing..and really I am not complaining because the world needs bitches with implants who turned their backs on stripping as respect for her parents who escaped communist Poland to give her the good life….but who essentially because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, because before these slut in a see thru shirt pics, that was the single most important thing she ever did….you’re supposed to be a star to be on the shit, not use it to try to be a star…..

WHo cares, nipples….

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2012

19

Oct

Zuzana Gregorova Titties for French Revue de Modes of the Day

Zuzana Gregorova is a Slovak model, born in 1989 who enjoys Speaking French and Dancing and posing for high fashion in fetish latex gear…all hard faced and focused…the way you want your dominatrix to be before she fists you ass….and most importantly showing her hot tits in the process….

Posted in:Zuzana Gregorova

2012

19

Oct

Sophie Turner Ass for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is the most ridiculous kind of lawyer who behaves in the most ridiculous and unprofessional way…..and it is all because she didn’t want to be a lawyer….even though she was a lawyer…she instead decided to be a low grade model….doing all she could to get noticed…and it worked a little….it just took a decade before she realized that law was a better option….so she went back to school but is still doing this shit….for attention for the dozen fans she collected over the years….because despite being a lawyer, law represents her failures….

The real issue in all this is why I know this much about her….when I should just be staring at her ass for twitter….

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