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2012

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I don’t pee on enough girls in my everyday life…I need to change that.

Here are some stepLINKS…and by some…I mean alot….

Donald Trump is a Little Too Concerned About Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and It’s Kinda Creepy
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Lady Gaga is a Sell Out anhd Will Put Her Name on Anything
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Chinese Old Folks Do Lady Gaga
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Watch a Squirrel Destroy a House Hahahahaha – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Nina Dobrev Legs in Self
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Pug and its Prosthetic Leg
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Isla Fischer Tight Skirt
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Bizarre Chinese Old Folks Choir Covers Lady Gaga and It’s Just Too Much – VIDEO
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Yet Another Kate Upton Gallery
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Petra Nemcova Hotness
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Sophie Turner’s Instagram is the Goodness
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A Little Bieber / Carly Rae Performing Together for You Creeps!
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Geena M is a Sexy Secretary Type (NSFW)
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Alli Marie Deserves Her Spot in the Limelight (SEMI NSFW)
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Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Sandra Bullock in the SHower
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart Red Carpet
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Honey Boo Boo Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Superman Bikini
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Some Oozing Pumpkins
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I Want as Much of Ashley as I Can Get (SEMI NSFW)
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Demi Moore is Still a Fucking Mess
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Flavor Flav Arrest Update: Wielded 2 Knives & Ripped Out Her Earrings
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This 19 Year Old is Doing All sOrts of Naughty Stuff (NSFW)
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These Aren’t Your Average Kids Games (NSFW)
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Sorority Jell-O Wrestling Anyone?
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This Picture of Almost Naked Wyclef on a Ducati Has Left Me Lost for Words
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Game Show Fails
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Some Glamour Models for Loaded UK
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Crazy Dirt Bike Stunt
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The 2013 SI Calendar
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Ghostbusters Gangnam Style Mash Up
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Candice Swanepoel and More Topless in W Magazine (NSFW)
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Check Out This Juicy Ass Juggle (NSFW)
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When Drunk Girls Fal – VIDEO
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Rihanna is See Through and Braless (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Really Sucks At Everything
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Alessandra Ambrosio, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum: 9 Victoria’s Secret Models Who’ve Rocked the Million Dollar Bra (GALLERY)
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Marry Me Kate Beckinsale
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Couple Caught Having Sex on Top of a Table…In a RESTAURANT
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Isabella Clark is Having Some Fun With That Toy (NSFW)
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Juno Temple Goes Full Frontal In “Killer Joe” (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Georgia Salpa is But She’s Got One Hot Body (NSFW)
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Busty Web Cam Teen Gets Down and Dirty (NSFW)
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‘Honey Boo Boo’ Goes to Beverly Hills, Everything Went as Expected
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Doug Hutchison Isn’t A Child Molester, Says Doug Hutchison
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Worst Dog Howl
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Some More Glamour Models for NUTS UK
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Drunk Girl Falls Hard
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Mother of the Fucking Year in this Amazing Fucking Video
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Beer Pong and BlowJobs
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Today’s Random Porn VIdeos
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Oct

Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Daphne Groeneveld|Hilary Rhoda|Karlie Kloss

2012

18

Oct

Mila Kunis is a Dumpy Sexy Girl Alive of the Day

Mila Kunis was rated the Sexiest girl alive in some bullshit, nonsense, ranking system invented by whatever magazine it was who decided she was the sexiest woman alive.

All media is a lie it is all make belief motherfuckers, there is no rhyme or reason to their lists….and this girl just has a good PR Team, Management Team and Agent…

The only flaw in their strategy is the whole Ashton Kutcher love affair, because it annoys the general public, but that’s just because he annoys the general public, and we were happier when he was locked into an evil, 50 year old, disgusting coke head with emotional issues than some young starlet he’s known forever…it was a better love story/ prison sentence, fate worse than death…..


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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

18

Oct

Loren Kemp Nipple for Fault UK of the Day


Loren Kemp is some Dutch model who has probably shown her tits before as models do…and who is showing tits again as models do…because this is what making it in the world of fashion is all about…you know sizing up which skinny girl is willing to get more naked….which is coincidentally also the way to make it in all jobs….because no one likes girls who don’t get naked….whether it’s for selling and marketing clothes….or selling and marketing sex…it’s all the same shit…we’re all a bunch of fucking whores…

Posted in:Loren Kemp

2012

18

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Cleavage in Boston of the Day


Alessandra Ambrosio is showing off her cleavage….in a dress instead of in a bikini or bra for Victoria’s Secret….and I figure I might as well post it…cuz I like Brazilian subtle implants on a small, lean, overpaid figure as much as the next guy, even if I have to accept the fact that she’s had kids and that her vagina has been ravaged, but I guess that’s what you sign up for when dealing with Catholic girls….especially when dealing with ones you’ve never met, won’t meet, and don’t really care to meet, but prefer just staring at their tits in pics when your mistress is at work and you’re waiting for her to come hom to give you a blowjob…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

18

Oct

Pam Anderson is a Vegas Stripper of the Day


I kinda appreciate Pam Anderson’s never give up attitude….It’s like she had no talent, no skill, no experience back when she launched her career, but still mananged to make a huge success out of it, and even if her beauty is dying as fast as her liver, she’s still willing to hit up gigs at Vegas strip clubs, where she whores out like she’s not in her 50s, half naked and on all fours, and that is hysterical…..it’s like going to a middle aged costume party on Halloween….only to see so many women half naked…who shouldn’t be half naked….it may not give boners…but it does make for good times….

I’d say she should give up….but where is the fun in that.

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2012

18

Oct

Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day


Olivia Wilde doesn’t matter…you see cuz I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon….

But trying to look up her skirt does matter…especially when it is in picture on a computer screen…cuz I can look at this shit from all angles all day hoping to see labia poking out of fancy panties…you see cuz I have a lot of time to kill.


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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2012

18

Oct

Vanessa and Stella Hudgens Posing in Matching Outfits of the Day

Sisters dressed the same like they were 5 may be appealing to some of you…but reminds me of little kids playing in the park at a birthday party….meaning it isn’t sexy…unless you factor in that they aren’t little kids…at least one of them isn’t a little kid…and the one who isn’t a little kid is trying to train and whore out the one who is a little kid….so that the one who isn’t a little kid is not the disgrace of the family for leaking nude pics to advance her career….but the one who is a little kid is for whatever whore moves she pulls to stand out from her family’s expectations…and the whole thing is confusing….unless you understand the dynamic of older whore sisters training younger sisters to be bigger whores than they are…you know cuz they paved the way for them….cuz I am pretty sure that’s what is going on here and the parents don’t care….cuz they are getting paid…..

If this post made no sense…I just want you to know it makes perfect sense to me.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

18

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Sleepy Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day


Hayden Panettiere’s implants are really in fashion this season, they are all the rage, and remind the world of shitty tit women that 5,000 dollars can save them the awkwardness of undressing, because perfect, round, almost natural looking tits can balance out their otherwise broad shoulders and back…into making their midget size and shape…a little more lady like…

I used to hate implants and still hate stupid huge implants but I fucking love saving shitty tits from a destiny of shitty tits….and I appreciate Hayden Panettiere exhausting herself promoting this movement and documenting it on twitter.

She’s a hero….and I am not just saying that cuz her only acting job was on a show called heroes…I am saying it cuz her tits are telling me to….it is a super power.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus is Pantsless of the Day


Miley Cyrus is still kinda exciting…in what is probably the least exciting possible way…you know she puts up pics of her pantsless…rockin’ her lesbian haircut with her friend who looks 11…pulling some hipter teen girl in her vintage clothes just wasting time…when really she should be pantsless in bootleg porn videos after burning through all her child star money like a real child star….but I take what I can get.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus