DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2012

04

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Weird Face You Won’t Notice Cuz She’s Half Naked of the Day

I was always on the fence about Miranda Kerr’s face…because she has a weird face, that is normally not as weird as it is in this shoot that I can’t quite figure out what happened in…but no one ever notices cuz she’s always half naked….an amazing strategy for a girl with a weird face I guess…and I’m not writing her off….I’m still happy to stare…but maybe Victoria’s Secret needs to spend less time photoshopping out nipples and more time making a girl look like she isn’t having an allergic reaction…

Either way, she’s still a babe.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

04

Oct

Milla Jovovich Hot for DT Spain of the Day

6 Comments »

Milla Jovovich may be an old mom but she’s still got it…at least in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like an action figure…and I’m not even a sci/fi nerd who love this video game fantasy shit more that they love living in their mom’s basement building sex robots when not playing RPG games or chronically masturbating to animation while scared of girls in efforts to retain their virginity….so those guys must be losing their shit to this….I’m talking nerd system processor overload or some shit.

Posted in:Milla Jovovich

2012

04

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Cross Dresss for Vogue of the Day

1 Comment »

I guess this isn’t really cross dressing, I mean this would be considered dabbling on the fence of cross dressing when living out a tranny cross dresser fantasy with your fat wife of 30 years, trying to sice it up, cuz you se she’s showin’ leg, and titty and glimpses of her awesome bikini model body…but when she’s not half naked in pictures, you know when she puts the pants and sweaters on, I get confused and assume she’s hiding testicles. I’m weird like that….but I am not too weird to acknowledge that Doutzen Kroes is a real babe…she should look into becoming a model….I bet it would really work out for her…..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

04

Oct

Katherine McPhee Shitty See Through of the Day

1 Comment »

These see through pics of Katherine McPhee showing off her bra are pretty fucking tame…this is like the long drawn out and romantic version of the see through…that is hard to get excited about or jerk off to…unless you are a real Katherine McPhee fan which is something I doubt actually exists, but then again, anything you can think about….even the most depraved thing someone somewhere has jerked off to….you know from shit eating midgets with learning disabilities and a stammer……to animals dressed like babies being fisted….it’s been done…nothing is original…so somewhere out there a dick is in hand to these romantic pics…of a bitch just showing off her bra….and that somewhere may be right here…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2012

04

Oct

Kelli Hutcherson Hot Body for Maxim Portugal of the Day

1 Comment »

[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT]

Kelli Hutcherson is some MMA girl and she’s looking pretty hard bodied and amazing for Mazim…remindng me how important fitness is and not for long life or healthy lifestyle or good living…but for toned bodies I want to see my semen drip off of and get stuck in the hard bodied cracks….seriously…I hate fat girls…I used to like anorexic girls..too weak to run….all unhealthy and dying with horrible breath and grey dead skin….but now…I like bitches who can lift, squat, jump and have the energy to ride my dick for he 4 hours it takes for me to cum thanks to my enlarged prostate….glad you read the site aren’t you?

[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT]

Posted in:Kelli Hutcherson

2012

04

Oct

Brittny Gastineau Fat Girl See THrough Shirt of the Day

1 Comment »

Brittny Gastineau showed off her only redeeming quality that she knows is her only redeeming quality…cuz everything else about her is just a bottom feeding, spoiled cunt, fat chick…..but tits…tits is all she’s got and luckily all she needs thanks to her trust fund….

The reality is me and Brittny go way back to the early days of social networking, long before she had a TV show that lasted a minute before living in Kim Kardashian’s shadow as the failed socialite who couldn’t swing the success of her Armenian counterpart…you see cuz all Britty ever wanted was fame….but she didn’t do a sex tape when it matted… probably cuz she’s actually fat and knew that shit wouldn’t convert into a billion dollar empire….

She has blocked me, her mom has blocked me, they have no love for me, but now, at 30, she’s decided it is time to show her fucking tits, and I am noticing, but wish she did this when she was 20 and far more exiciting to look at….now it is just sad…but luckily…still tits with saucer-like pink nippless….making me question how this shirt is legal…while appreciating that this shirt is legal.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau

2012

04

Oct

Kristen Stewart’s Tits in on the Road for Old Times of the Day

2 Comments »

Show NSFW Content

I guess the DVD dropped…or something…becasue these Kristen Stewart titty in On the Road have been on the internet the last few months….I know I’ve posted them before, but as a pervert who doesn’t mind my titties small, awkward or on some white trash inbred cunt who is now famous….as long as I get to see them…even if I’ve seen them before…I’m down.

I can only assume this is part of the billion dollar empire she sold her soul to, along with her fake cheating scandal and the fact that the last installment of the shit needs to be one huge blow out…you know all strategy as she is just a pawn or a puppet in their master plan…as she was a puppet as a child as her family members had sex with her…at least that’s what I assume gave her such depth in her action…you know it is straight from a sad and dark incest fueled place…

Who cares. Tits.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW

2012

04

Oct

Heidi Montag is a Stripper of the Day

1 Comment »

Heidi Montag is doing what she is meant to be doing…or at least dabbling with what she is meant to dabble in….as a bitch who bought herself G-Cup tits with a face of a ragged retired pornstar…there was really only one direction for her career to take…and that was to the pole…..

I figured there woulda been more college party hosting, and maybe other events that pay her to appear…but she fell off fast…

Now, Crazy Horse is paying her 25,000 dollars to appear, which is more than she deserves, I woulda expected her to get 50 bucks and the door….or some shit..but I guess she’s still high enough profile…but the only issue is she’s not getting naked….but she will…give it time…she’s not even 30 yet…but already rock bottom…so much to come like overdose and porn….and I’m pretty ready for it.

Posted in:Heidi Montag

2012

04

Oct

Rosie Jones Page 360 of the Day

No Comments »

Show NSFW Content

Here’s a little glamour model named Rosie Jones…who is a pretty fucking popular Glamour model….you know the UK girls who get topless in shitty magazines and make millions doing it….even though they are hardly hot enough to be actual models….while still hot enough to look at while topless….cuz really all girls are…..even the really offensively ugly ones who don’t do this as a job….

The real excitement in all this is the concept behind this “Page 360” shoot…it’s like bitch spin….and we’ll capture it from all angles…to make jerking off a 3D experience or something….and I like this revolutionary thought process and innovation in slut documenting….

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

04

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

The biggest question I have right now is why all people with a 9-5 mentality like anything but country when the people who like country…like everything but country….

I guess bigger questions like this spot on my dick, my chronic cough or whether I masturbated to pics of a tranny this morning should take precedence…but I like to ignore the things that are really actually important. It is my coping mechanism.

Here are some morning links…

Apparently He is a Manly Man…Or Something – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

WTF Photo of the Day
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Megan Elizabeth is Super Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

And Now, ULTIMATE BATTING PRACTICE – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Well Hey There Tiana (SEMI NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

So Amanda Bynes Wants to Murder Lindsay Lohan or Something
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 25 Most Badass Gangsters In TV History
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Amateur Lezzies Get It On (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

ou Can Now Pay Facebook $7 to Make You Feel Like Less of a Loser
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sexy Cam Girls You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I’d Like to Be All Over Sarah Arnold (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Get Geeks, This Batman Bikini Girl Is All For You
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sexy Games to Waste the Day Away With
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS