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2012

28

Sep

Miley Cyrus is so Hot Right Now of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not be the future…her time may be done…her lesbian haircut may be a little too 15 year old girl at the mall trying to be hard and full of angst….all bi sexual hipster gone mainstream shit….but I’d sure be into K-Feding her and her muppet face…it’d be a life I’d be willing to live…spending her Disney Money like I was her parents….but it’ll never happen so I’ll just stare at pics of her doing menial errands…cuz that shit is porn to me…it’s the basis of all my public masturbation…

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2012

28

Sep

Georgia Salpa for FHM UK of the Day

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Georgia Salpa is the fucking future…I have no idea who she is but I want to write love songs to her….about our undying love…our real love…about wanting to know what love is and I want her to show me…she’s the kind of girl I could spend the rest of my life staring at while she sleeps in bed next to me…the mother of my children who I hate cuz they are mooches who stole my freedom…but who I tolerate cuz they let me stick with her…Georgia Salpa is my soul mate…she just doesn’t know it yet….she’s so classy.

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2012

28

Sep

Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day

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There’s just something about looking at married chicks in magazines that does absolutely nothing for me….I guess knowing they are good enough for some other dude doesn’t inspire…unless it is real life and I’m making her cheat on dude…cuz that’s just like sport…and I always like winning at breaking the horrible stereotype that marriage is about loyalty, love, togetherness til death does you part…you gang of lying, cheating cunts….

But in defense of married girls….I never found Blake Lively worth lookin at…

here are the pics anyway….

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2012

28

Sep

Jessica Alba Ass Scatcher of the Day

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There is something that comes with being a mother that is amazing and beautiful….but there is so much more that comes with being a mother that is fucking disgusting….like the fact that these women spend so much time in doctor’s offices spread…or dealing with puking, shitting babies, even if the nanny does most of the work….coupled with hormones and exhaustion that lead to doing inappropriate shit like scratching your hermorhoided mom ass in public cuz your designer panties are irritating them….and for some reason I like this better than when bitches are young, conservative prude…giving up is awesome.

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2012

28

Sep

2013 SI Swimsuit Calendar of the Day

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Cintia Dicker – Alyssa Miller – Jessica Gomes – Genevieve Morton are in the first preview of the SI Calendar tha will be in the stockings of ghetto homes nation wide this X-Mas…thanks mom and dad for the shittiest fucking gift ever…I’ve already seen all these pics last february when they were in the magazine…but more importantly…I don’t need a fucking calendar I have a computer, phone and all things that make calendar’ obsolete…but the bitches are hot…and here are the pics….

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2012

28

Sep

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Anyone who says Candice Swanepoel has a shitty face is clearly not looking at what is important….her ass.

Maybe I am bias since she’s my gf who doesn’t know it yet….but I think she’s perfect…even in these boring fucking pics from Victoria’s Secret….

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2012

28

Sep

Lindsey and her Hipster Bush for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I don’t know how I feel about this hipster….sure she’s skinny and tall and a lot like a model…but her face is like a horror movie victim trying to struggle to stay alive after being attacked….

These hipster with their sexual ambiguity and fashion sense…make it confusing for me…where ravaged and coked up is sexy….like she’s homeless and given up even though she has a trust fund…

But I guess what matters is her trendsetting bush…because Bald is for the Kardashians and real girls have muff like it is the 70s and I love that…but more importantly I may love this Skrillex looking bitch…but that just just goes to show you that if you get a girl naked enough, she looks always looks ok enough for me.

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

28

Sep

More Kylie Minogue Artsy Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.

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2012

28

Sep

Lucy Pinder’s Hot Recent Topless Frank White Photoshoot of the Day

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Like most girls…Lucy Pinder has tits…but unlike most girls…Lucy Pinder has life changing tits…tits that inspire…and that she has made a living out of…but I think I am just tapping into my animalistic hormones today…cuz every girl I see is giving me fucking boners…all because they don’t look like my wife….even if they are old enough to be my wife…or maybe…Lucy Pinder’s a babe…..a babe who knows her worth and shows her titties to prove it…cuz really…tits aren’t a big deal…

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2012

28

Sep

Kate Middleton Flashes Her Snatch of the Day

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Another Euro Mag has managed to bring back the good old fashioned paparazzi scandal pics that feel like they aren’t staged like all the modern new age paparazzi pics…because looking at them makes me feel like a creep stalker on the fire escape peering down at a girl changing her bikini….but not just any girl…the future Queen, Pauper turned Princess, every girl’s Disney Dream….

You can take the girl out of the public pool or beach, but she’s still gotta change out of her bikini…that trashy luxurious lottery winning slag….and the nice thing about it is you can kinda see some beaver action if you have awesome nerd pervert vision…..that clearly I don’t have…cuz I only consider it a vagina shot if I see labia blowing in the wind…this series of shadows and pixelation from the printing and scanning just confuses me…but I’ll do my part as a member of the commonwealth to jerk off to it…cuz peeping on anyone…especially a flasher who likes it…is hot.

Fancy.

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