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2012

04

Sep

Alex Morgan in Some Fit Nike Ads of the Day


Alex Morgan is an Olympic gold medal soccer player…and due to my serious fucking hatred of fat chicks…I have recently found a love for fit chicks…prior to fitness I was happy with coked up anorexic girls who had no muscle mass and were too weak to run from me…but now I am more up to the challenge…plus fit chicks are generally jacked on happiness and endorphines while addicts and drunks who starve themselves are just a fucking barrel of issues that I’d rather not deal with….so that is why I have turned to gyms and Nike ads for my masturbation material….I guess life is about change.

here are the hot pics…

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2012

04

Sep

Lucy Pinder For NUTS of the Day


Lucy Pinder tweted one of these pics of her recent NUTS photoshoot that gave boners across the internet to people who were fans of her cuz they remember her as one of the Original new wave Glamour models from the 2000s who made Glamour models a household thing….you know paving the way for other hot Glamour models I don’t remember the names of but know that they could have easily ended up strippers or WalMart clerks instead of showing their tits to the world….As far as I’m concerend, here’s her comeback….lets milk that shit like she was a cow in a native village used to feed the tribe….if you know what I mean….


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2012

04

Sep

Phoebe Price Ridiculous in Staged Bikini Pics she Pays For of the Day

Phoebe Price may be the devil…she may be all that is wrong with America…you know some bitch who inherited a ton of money from her daddy and ran to Hollywood with it to live the celebrity life, pay the paparazzi to follow her, end up on blogs and feel fulfilled as a person, but really that’s far more interesting to me, than seeing these other spoiled brat cunts, obssessed with their social circles and social clubs, with their garden parties and adulturous Soap Opera lives, that end with mental institutions, cocaine overdoses, and young boy toys taken them for all they are worth…because dreams of Hollywood and getting on blogs shows serious insecurities and attention seeking well into her 50s that make her fun to laugh at. Seriously, this bitch could be anywhere but this is what she chooses….weird.


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2012

04

Sep

Miranda Kerr for Marie Claire October 2012 of the Day

Miranda Kerr is so lovely, what a great way to start a miserable work day after a long weekend, you know her smile just lights up that cold dead miserable place in your heart, reminding you that life isn’t so bad, there is elegance, beauty and class out there….until realizing that you don’t have a Miranda Kerr of your own in your life, and that you are forced to use the internet to find glimpses of things you will never have, making you remember why you are angry in the first place…because life sucks and isn’t how they make it out to be on TV….they just shove all these things we want and can’t have down our throats…laying the groundwork for a miserable nation addicted to pills…and Miranda Kerr…is a beacon of that….but I don’t hold it against her…cuz for a split second after looking at her…I feel what I assume is love….cuz all I want to do is sing her love songs….

She was in October’s Marie Claire….Here’s the video…

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2012

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Labor Day always reminds me that I need to retire. Working, even when it isn’t work, but is instead posting shit to the internet, non sense that doesn’t get me paid….it still fucking sucks and steals my soul….I need private beaches, native half naked women, and homemade whiskey….fuck the American dream.

How to: Pick Up Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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Greatest Athlete Meltdowns: A Collection
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Michael Clarke Duncan is Our RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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Commercials That Are Funny Don’t Make Me Want to Buy Shit But at Least They Make Me Kinda Laugh – VIDEO
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Stephanie Branton is a Blondie Girl Next Door Type
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Reba Sky is a Little Early Morning Treat
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Minka Kelly is Still So, So Hot
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Meet Joan Smalls
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Do As You Wish (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Hottie Shows Off Her Hot Tits (NSFW)
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Drunk Guy Bulldozes Line of Parked Cars – VIDEO
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Lily Figuera Poses Sexy Outside (SITE NSFW)
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Super Fit Babes Compete Against Each Other – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Keep You Busy All Day (NSFW)
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2012

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got sexually harrassed by a drunk 16 year old…..there was a group of them all slutted out in heels and mini skirts…totally wasted and annoying singing Call Me Maybe….they clearly just left a party….one was pissing on the side of the street…while another one ran up to me trying to convince me to hug her…she was hot but looked 12 and even the deepest and strongest animal instinct in my pervert core wouldn’t let me hug her back….and I guess that offended her, cuz she is still a girl, and girls always try to get what they want out of men, even when young…leading to her getting in my face and screaming at me….reminding me why I didn’t hug her back in the first place…cuz bitches be crazy even when jailbait….

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Anne Hathaway Getting Violated
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Michael Clarke Duncan is Our RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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The 100 Best NFL Cheerleadrs…
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Sexiest Ice Cream Truck
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14 Funny Commericials
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Rita Oro Hot Mini Skirt for GQ
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So LeAnn Rimes Went To Rehab For Twitter. Man I Really Hate People
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Courtney Stodden Wants Playboy, Playboy Wants Nothing To Do With Her Plastic Iguana Ass
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Grenade Throwing FAILURE, Whoops – VIDEO
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Happy Labor Day! 20 Photos Of Hot Girls Doing Manual Labor
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Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan
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Spencer Nicks Sounds Like Some Ugly Dudes Name But This Babe is Anything But Either of Those
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Terez Has a Tight Body and I’d Like to Be All Over It (NSFW)
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Megan Medellin is a Sexy Cyber Girl
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Joyce Jones Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild – VIDEO
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Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis
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Emo Girlfriend Puts Her Tight Butthole to the Test (NSFW)
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times (NSFW)
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I Want Some of Pizza Hut’s Squirting Crust Pizza And I Want It Now – VIDEO
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Interview with a Nude Maid! (NSFW)
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Tia Mowry Camel Toe (SITE NSFW)
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Now THIS Chick Has Great Tits (NSFW)
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And Now the Sexiest Ice Cream Truck Ever – VIDEO
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Hahahahahah Kid Ruins Magician’s Trick – VIDEO
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Some Jennifer Lopez Just Because
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Blake Lively is Red Hot at the Launch of Gucci’s New Fragrance
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Bar Refaeli has a Wedgie
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Legless Push Ups on Video. Wait, What?
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In Heroic Old Heads News: 80-Year-Old Great-Grandma Bungles Armed Robbery By Flinging Fruit At Thieves!
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Mallory Strips Down and I Like It (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts (SITE NSFW)
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Summer is Almost Over so Enjoy Ladies in Short Jean Shorts While You Can
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Fitnes Babe Competition
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Compilation of People Fainting
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“Oogieloves” Gets the Worst Box-Office Opening EVER
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Check Out These 2 Masterbating Teens (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio is MILFy and I Like It
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Some Strong Bitch Arm Wrestles
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Candicie Swanepoel Hot as Fuck for Numero
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2012

03

Sep

Emma Watson for Glamour Magazine of the Day


Emma Watson always entertains me because she’s not all that hot, but she’s got this loyal pervert fan base who think she is….

They have been waiting for her to turn 18 since the first Harry Potter movie, you know back before she was pubic hairy, but that they waited out before jerking off to her, cuz in their wizard dens in their basements where they make potions dressed like Harry Potter, she is queen, and you must respect your Wizard queen…and not pollute her or dishonor her….people are fucking weird….

Here are some pics of her in Glamour

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2012

03

Sep

Christina Milian’s Bathing Suit for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know which one of these bitchs is Christina Milian…because they both look the same to me…and that isn’t meant to be a racist comment…you know all black or ethnics look the same shit…or is it?

I figure it can’t be racist if you think both these bitches are lovely enough to try to get pregnant, even if you do it by mailing plastic bags of cum to their fan clubs, even if the idea of Christina Milian having a fan club is a joke…since she’s had one hit song, one hot video and now reads twitter comments on The Voice….far from a hero….just another single mother stereoype….with hot tits or friends with hot tits….who cares who they belong to because there are hot tits…

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2012

03

Sep

Springbreakers Promo Bikini Pic of the Day

Springbreakers is the worst movie ever made that has had this much promotion and all it took was two days of shooting sex offender Selena Gomez pre-fat and pregnant and Vanessa Hudgens post-fat and child pornographer in their bikinis….This shit re-establishes the fact that hollywood is fucking doomed and that movies are just smut used to sell product…..and in this case that product is teens who aren’t teens but were teens violated by Disney execs when they were growing up….a product I can endorse because of all that it does to influence the way every day teen girls act, dress and take pics of themselves in front of the mirror…


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2012

03

Sep

Maria Menounos Ripped Stomach in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos is fit…..and unfortunately with her lower body fat, and her increased muscle mass, and the fact that she probably works out hard and probably eats very little, coupled with her aging….she’s kinda got a hard, manly, tranny face thing going on…something that her Greek intrinsic love for anal doesn’t really help convince me there are not balls attached to her and hidden in those bikini bottoms, balls I am sure we’d all suck…cuz it isn’t gay if you don’t look her in the eyes…or tell her that you love her….and really I’d take fit over fat…always.

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