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2012

24

May

Ginger Spice Horrible Upskirt of the Day

Ginger Spice has some weird shit going on up her skirt that she decided to share with people at the X-Factor auditions because maybe she got confused and thought that it was the X-Files and her X-File looking mystery that lives in her pants needed to be shared, or more likely maybe she wanted to see her X-Factor that got her in the Spice Girls in the first place…It all starts in the pussy……that’s where a lot of famous talent really lives…

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2012

24

May

Sophie Vlaming Titties for Fashion

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Her name is Sophie Vlaming and she’s a dutch model in her 20s. I posted PICTURES OF HER BEFORE ….not knowing who she was….but knowing I was bummed that a new model wasn’t naked for fucking fashion…cuz that’s what they are supposed to fucking to in order to build up to the Victoria’s Secret fame….other wise they get beat by girls who are willing to get naked for fashion…..

Well, she’s stepped up her game, showed her tits, I’m in love and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2012

24

May

Jessica Hart Tanning Topless in Antibes of the Day

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JESSICA HART is a hot SI Bikini model and Victoria’s Secret lingerie model, who is tanning topless in Antibes….because she’s in Cannes doing the hot model hustle…cuz every European billionaire is there and it is a good opportunity to get knocked up by billionaires cuz she’s rich and wants someone richer….girls are all whores…but if they are topless whores…who normally get paid to show their tits whether by modeling jobs or the men they fuck indirectly with the good life….but today are doing it for free….I got nothing but love for them…and their hotness….

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2012

24

May

Katie Price Playing With Cock in Vegas of the Day

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The other day Katie Price was in Vegas with some dude and she was playing with his dick over his shorts for the paparazzi…because she is a whore who is only known for her stupid fake tits, that lead to a sex tape, that is now a billion dollar empire, all underserving, but funny that it happend, because it shows how pathetic the world is, especially in the UK, filled with white trash Chimney Sweepers who live in caravans, trying to buy her stuff, to match with their fake tans, fake hair, hoping one day they can be a female living the drag queen life….everday.

Good times but only cuz I think she’s amazing.

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2012

24

May

Chloe Sevigny Naked Rockin’ a Fake Dick of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny is in a show in the UK called Hit & Miss. I looked it up and found nothing really about it other than this discription of her role:

ChloÃ« Sevigny plays a transgender assassin in the new series.

Hot….

This tranny shit is out of control…soon enough they will have a gender of their own…instead of just being someone with a fucked up childhood in an identity crisis……

The funny thing is transgendered people are pissed off that she got cast as a tranny, and that they didn’t use an actual tranny, because her hard face and adam’s apple was believable enough….plus she’s confused as this hipster fashionista talent that is good to have cast on UK tv shows for ratings…even if they have to “Boys Don’t Cry Her”….but the opposite….by straping on a flacid cock instead of just strapping down her titties….

I guess it doesn’t matter, because shit is entertaining, has got her naked again, not that I care to see it, cuz she makes me sick….with or without her dick, but it’s good to laugh at…

You can also WATCH HER SUCK DICK IF YOU ARE INTO IT from a Vincent Gallo movie.

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2012

24

May

Marloes Horst Titties from a Photoshoot of the Day

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Marloes Horst is amazing….this is probably one of the hottest looking models around….She’s 23. I’ve SEEN HER TITS BEFORE ….and I have no idea when or what these pictures of her tits are from….but I know they made my day better…because I’m so used to seeing old, busted, obese chicks with either sloppy, awkward, small, uneven mastectomy titties, or stripper implants…so seeing a natural beauty done up with photoshop, make-up, lighting and pro photography….instead of broken down, damaged women with sad faces, herpes scabs and welts from drug use…..is a nice reminder that not every pussy out there should be feared or should make you sad after fucking it….

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2012

24

May

Brooklyn Lee is a Pornstar Posing with Bill Clinton of the Day

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Brooklyn Lee is a pornstar and she is posing with Bill Clinton at some Charity event she either bought tickets for, or was invited to, because pornstars are people too….

It isn’t a scandal, because firstly, how the fuck would Bill Clinton know she’s a pornstar. I’ve been to the AVN awards 3 times, I am friends with Asa Akira and Kayden Kross, I have 6000 porn DVDs in a box in my closet, and I’ve never heard of this bitch and wouldn’t recognize her if I saw her sucking my fucking dick…….

Sure I hate porn…a statement that pisses off everyone I know….because everyone I know loves porn…but that’s cuz it is boring as shit, repetitive and the girls are almost always the same kind of trash…only some are funny, and doing it for the real reason they should be doing it…cuz they like to fuck on camera…..

Either way, two of the bitches are Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, and they are a step up from that disgusting fat Jewish pig of a girl he let suck him off as he fucked her with a cigar cuz she was power hungry at a time he was hungry for kosher smoked meat pussy…and these girls are less obvious about their prostitution…..

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Here are some pics of her….

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2012

24

May

Karolina Kurkova in a Bikini on a Yacht in Cannes of the Day

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Karolina Kurkova is a millionaire top model….and in being a millionaire top model…she gets to hang out with other millionaires…and billionaires…living the good life on yachts and in luxury hotels…because people who can affort yachts and luxury hotels…even though she can afford yachts and luxury hotels on her own….want top bikini models around…it kinda steps up their image….like when I throw picnics in the park next to indian families of 40…I always bring at least 3 crackwhores by promising to feed them some hot dogs….because I like having girls around…and people seeing that I’m the man with the herem….sure a toothless, unshowered, fat and disgusting herem…but when you’re as good as me, with my budget of hot dogs, you take what you get….

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2012

24

May

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini of the Day

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Audrina Patridge should do porn. I’m not just saying that because all girls should do porn…because I want to watch all girls fuck….I am saying that because there really is no where else for her to go…I think she could excel at getting groups of men to cum on her….she already has the fake tits…and there would be a reason for her to be on camera….you know in a place where she’d be wanted on camera…Overall, it would be great for her self esteem…it would allow her to re-invent herself as her own person, who isn’t some retard on some horrible reality show no one remembers…who has already gone onto Dancing with the Stars or in her case the nail in her coffin before she’s 25…You know it’d be bringing her back to a place she likes without us wanting to punch her in the fucking face….cuz even if she’s a bad fuck, I’d be into it….seeing these bikini pics….are just boring.

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2012

24

May

Brandi Glanville Pink Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Brandi Glanville is the girl who LeAnn Rimes homewrecked….because LeAnn Rimes is not the good Christian her country fans think she is…as they sing along to her Christmas album on their way to church to praise Jesus…she is in fact a rich, spoiled, LA whore, with fake tits who cheated on her husband with a married dude….only to marry him to justify the whole thing is being soul mates in love that God wanted together….when in reality she’s just a spoiled LA cunt who gets what she wants and fucks better and harder than this Brandi Glanville chick, even if she looks a bit more manly, probably cuz Brandi is a mom, and that does horrible things to a pussy…..

Either way, she’s in a bikini, these pics are from April but no one noticed cuz she is virtually a nobody riding off the fame of being the other woman in a LeAnn Rimes scandal….aka a pretty depressing place to be…..everyday.

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