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2012

23

May

Michelle Trachtenberg Titties for FHM South Africa of the Day

Michelle Trachtenberg is usually a pudgy, uninteresting looking girl, who people were into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy….and who luckily people are still into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy…because any dude who watched that how…was likely a socially awkward virgin loser who can’t let go of the past…partially because those were the best years of his life…but more importantly because during that time he made a vow to always love Michelle Trachtenberg…for the rest of eternity cuz in his mind they are soulmates….Obsessive fans are so passionate…..

That said, I always just blew her off as someone on TV or still around cuz virgin losers never let go of the past…it is a nerd thing…but thanks to FHM South Africa…it turns out she’s got tits…and tits are really where it is at….so virgin loser fan base or not…all of a sudden she’s relevant to the masses and the new generation who have no idea who the fuck she is.

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2012

23

May

Kelly Brook Justifies her Fishy Crotch of the Day

Kelly Brook got all clever….like when I used to go on dates and order the egg salad to justify why my ass was producing vile fucking smells….you going to an Indian restaurant after not showering for 4 days because you’ve been drinking and fucking random girls back to back….you know to cover-up my disgusting by masking the smells with similar smells in food…..

If your pussy radiates fish smells due to infection, hygiene, etc…just carry a platter of fish around….and no one will be the wiser…and when the fish is all eaten and that pussy smell still lingers out of your dress….all you gotta say is “I must have got some fish on me” making your disgusting more tolerable….

SPEAKING OF HER VAGINA HERE ARE PICS OF IT…..

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

23

May

Rihanna’s Latest Erotica on Twitter of the Day


I guess Rihanna is feeling homesick and felt the need to put up some pics of her moms and sisters….you know the body she’d have if she wasn’t on stage dancing like an idiot 4-5 hours a day….because genetics can be tricked for a while….but the second she stops…and she will stop….these pics she posted on twitter will be like looking in the mirror….we call this a self fulfilling prophecy….you know a glimpse into the future once the cardio stops, the babies are made, and the eating never stops…..or maybe she just likes to jerk off to this shit….either way, I think it is inappropriate for her fans to see cuz they may get the wrong idea and think that this fatness is acceptable.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

23

May

Amanda Bynes the Drunk Looks Like a Whore of the Day

These are some pictures of Amanda Bynes from a couple of days ago…you know because I don’t give a fuck about these celebrity cunts…so I can’t really know where they are at all fucking times…especially when they are some has been child star who has done nothing in years but get a DUI and post a couple of hot pics on twitter….but that doesn’t mean I don’t like watching her seemingly long legs in shorts with heels walking the streets like a hooker…because I always like seeing long legs in shorts and heels walking the street…whether on actual hookers, or girls who are whoring themselves for the first time, whether for money, male attention or in Amanda Bynes’ case to practice for her escorting she’s gonna have to resort to if this acting thing doesn’t turn around for her….you know to pay the lawyers bills and bar tabs and such….

Either way, I love drunk girls.

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Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2012

23

May

Kardashian Trash Photoshopped in Lingerie of the Day

Here is some Kardashian lingerie shit I feel like I have seen before but that one of the Kardashian trash can whores posted to her site today….so it might be new…you see shit is so photoshopped it is barely even a picture of themselves, but of digital renditions of themselves, so nothing to get excited over…it is like when I send pics of my dick to hot chicks to get their nudes….when really I am sending pics of some random dick I found on the internt and presenting it as my own…only to really uspset them when we actually meet in person….only I’ll never meet these Kardashian hookers…unless I have 50,000 dollars to hire them to pretty much do anything, because they are all for sale….which in so many ways is a good thing….but unfortunately in their case is garbage because lets face it, the Kardashians are fucking garbage….and I am posting it anyway.

Posted in:Kardashians

2012

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was on a podcast this….I liked it better than writing a site. I sounded a little homo….but I am a genius and girls like gay sounding guys we are unthreatening even when we tell them we will try them out even though they are girls….but only if they let us put it in their ass…..works everyday….

LISTEN TO THE PODCAST

Here are some morning links….

Pole Dance Battle! Yessss! – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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Free Cam Shows To Make Your Wednesday The Best It Can Be
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Car Wheelies and Drifters Freak Me Out, What Can I Say
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I’d Love a Piece of Kali
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Miley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert
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I’d Like to Warm My Hands Inside Her Pussy – VIDEO
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The 20 Best Time Travel Movies Ever Made
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2012

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been calling random girls from my facebook who post their numbers saying “I’ve been looking at your facebook pics for months, you look great in a bikini, I figured we should make things more personal”…..not one has agreed to meet…in fact not one has stayed on the phone for more than 15 seconds…our world is so emotionally detached…whatever happened to good, wholesome conversation….and more importantly romance….that I thought would lead to phone sex…..I guess I’ll just have to keep trying cuz only losers give up….even though I am a loser….but that’s not the point! Assholes

Here are the stepLINKS….

Minka Kelly’s Cankles….
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This Laura Odes Slut Got Fired From Her Job – VIDEO
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Some Crazy Drifting
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25 Sports Hotties on Vacation
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Bar Refaeli Naked is Maxim’s Number 1
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Courtney Stodden’s Erotic Car Wash
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Nice Panty Flash Upskirt From Young Hottie Lily Cole
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Awesome Stolen Base
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This Downhill Run is Basically Insane – VIDEO
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10 Game Shows We Want To See Hip-Hop Versions Of
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Lucy Pinder’s Big Bikini Honkers
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Kelly Brook Was Offered $1M To Bang Some Rich Dude
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Dina is One Hot Fighter and I’m Sure She Could Kick Your Ass
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Joanna Krupa Looking Her Usual Stunning Self
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Mary Murphy Sure Knows How to Party
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College Sluts Get Naughty In the Bathroom
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25 Sports Hottie Vacation Pics
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Throwback – Sofia Hyatt Nipples Through Her Dres
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Cannes = Famous Skanks and Rich Men
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Oh, So Now Lindsay Lohan Is Suddenly Picky When It Comes To Dick
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Quite Possibly the Biggest Pussy Ever
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The View From Down Here is Amazing
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Paris Hilton Parties in $11,800
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Tera Patrick Looks Sexy in the Mirror
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Chinese actress Lei Hao Full Frontal Nudity
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Irina Shayk is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Catwalk Nips ARe the Greatest Thing About Fashion
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74-Year-Old Woman Faces Murder Charges After Shooting 17-Year-Old Grandson 8 Times With A Glock Semiautomatic
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Niki and Alizia Get It On
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Man Arrested For Tying Himself Nude To A Tree To Wait For Sex
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Katie Kox Gets Her Pussy Machine Fucked
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Poor Woman goes under a Horse
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I Love a Girl in Short Shorts and Sneakers
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Ladies Who Attended OK! Magazine Sexy Singles Party
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Pole Jump Fail LOL
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Everyone Loves a Hot MILF
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‘Saved by the Bell’ in GIF – The Guyism animated GIFs anthology
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Producer Denies Faking Kardashian Wedding….Yeah Right
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Paris Hilton Needs To Go Away
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Sofia Vergara Personal Vacation Pics Are AWESOME If You Don’t Like Big Tits
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January Jones Said Hello To Me…
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Jessica Alba is Hot in Marie Claire
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Miley Grabs Hold Of Her Braless Tits
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Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Awesome Cannes In Cannes
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Kidnapping Prank
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Miley Cyrus in a See Through Shirt Showing Bra
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Milk Nymphos
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Some Hot Random Porn VIdeos
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Minka Kelly’s Sloppy Cleavage
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Lily Donaldson Hot in Vogue Spain
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Jessica Stam Skinny at the Fifi Awards
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This Jennifer Nicole Lee Bitch Annoys Me
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Lauren Vandervoort in Esquire’s Me in My Place
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Some Exhibitionist Sluts For You….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

22

May

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook brought her huge fucking tits out in a one piece bikini because her body is confusing and sometimes looks awesome half naked…and other times looks bloated and dumpy as shit…cuz she’s not in her 20s anymore and I am not even sure she’s in her 30s…..but at least she’s got a huge, ridiculous rack that she’s shown off consisently over the years, because she’s a whore who has been working towards making her big tits famous for decades, even if I prefer when HER VAGINA STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT US …..

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

22

May

Natasha Poly Showing Titty of the Day

Natasha Poly is some model and I have SEE THE RIPPLE OF HER LABIA MINORA AS IT PEAKS OUT FROM HER LABIA MAJORA IN WHAT IS A GOOD GYNECOLOGICAL EXERCISE FOR ALL OF US TO STARE AT in NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR FASHION because real models get naked motherfuckers….it is the whole weeding out the bad models who will ruin your naked for fashion photoshoots….and keeping the ones who make them possible…cuz no one needs a model who is all like “I only get naked for my husband”….shit puts a real damper on high concept art motherfucker….

Not that Natasha Poly is naked in this shoot, but she is showing tit, which is more than you’d probably get out of her if you saw her at a movie or grocery shopping or some shit….so here are the pics

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2012

22

May

Courtney Stodden’s Car Wash of the Day

Courtney Stodden is the busty implant clown who has no shame because she knows this faking being a teen to get her tacky, not even hot, fake tits, fake tan, fake hair noticed….is far easier than sucking dick in back alleys behind strip clubs, you know back where she met that barely famous dude who orchestrated this scandal with her, since you know he needed the attention too, and why not get it with some useless tart who gives good head….she’s far more fun to fuck than bitches his age who aren’t appreciative little hookers….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you’re an idiot and probably excited about this low concept, low quality, low value, photoshoot she staged washing a car half naked….cuz it is the only thing she knows how to get people to notice her….and I guess it is entertaining…and more girls should take her fucking lead….even if it annoys me.

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