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2012

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been using instagram to document my life when I remember to take pictures of the shit I see. Unfortunately I am an agorophobic weirdo who doesn’t leave his house and who doesn’t like taking pictures of myself….so it is just a series of dog shit, horrible creeping from dog walks….and no hot chicks….the plan is to step my instagram game up…look me up anyway – I want 100,000 followers….

Super Mario Piano Medley! Yes! – VIDEO
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Layla Kiffin and the 25 Hottest College Football Coaches’ Wives
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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WTF Photo to Start Off the Morning
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tiffani
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Jada Pinkette Smith is Kinda Scary
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This girl Masterbates in Front of the Car Window – VIDEO
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20 Brunette Actresses Who Went Blonde For Roles
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2012

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It was a holiday – but I still posted. I’m a hero… I could have been hanging with girls in bikinis…probably without them really knowing…. because I was not invited to hang with girls in bikinis….but instead kinda just watch them from afar….still better than posting on the blog…and often times better than them knowing I’m there….cuz that usually gets uncomfortable with either conversation I don’t want to have…or screams of distress I don’t like cuz they make me feel like a creep….but you get what I am saying and that is that I am a hero….

Kim Kardashian Flashing Her Bra Hard
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Katy Perry Shoulda Died in Some Hanging from the Ceiling Stunt of the Day
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Claire Danes Titties in a Magazine
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The New J.Lo is Hotter than the Old J.Lo
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Rihanna Loves Her Some 69!
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Fat Chick VS Waterslide
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Heidi Montag and Her Tits Aren’t Dead Yet
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Miley Cyrus Thought She Was Jennifer Aniston From Friends at the Bilboard Music Awards Last Night
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Dog Rides a Bike By Himself What the Video – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Pregnant Women In Movies
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Sexy Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures
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Tim Tebow Demanded This Picture Be Removed From Twitter
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Everybody Say Hello to Joselyn – VIDEO
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Another 80 Pictures Of Sexy Bedroom Babes
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80 Pictures Of Sexy Bedroom Babes
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Amateur Hottie Gets Filmed While Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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WTF is Wrong With Courtney Love’s Tits
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Miley Cyrus See-Thru Nipples Twitpic
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Madonna is Pathetic
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Porn Star is Gonna Impale Herself on This Dildo
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It’s a Tent Full of Sluts
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Elin Nordegren Shows Off Toned Bikini Bod in Miami
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Tara Reid Has Finally Turned Her Life Around…..Not Really Though
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Preview from Vivid’s The Avengers XXX
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Britney Spears in a Tight Dress
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Thsi is Who Marc Anthony is Banging Now After JLo
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Her Name Is Karina And She Is Fucking Hot!
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This is the Wrong Time to Pick Your Nose – VIDEO
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Crazy Drunk Bitch is Trashing Cars – VIDEO
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Kirsten Dunst May Be Banging Sam Ronson and Here is the Story
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Paola and Tammy Get It On
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Topless Model Candice Swanepoel Drowning In Gold Glitter
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Hot Pussy Licking Moments With Two Hot Girls
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And Here’s Some Hot Aerobics in Thong Leotards
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I Love a Skinny Hot Model
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Daisy Fuentes is Still Hot
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Perfect Teen Stripping Down
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2 Girls Get Naughty on a Boat
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Lisa Edelstein got Nude For Peta
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How To: Piss Off Drunk Girls – VIDEO
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Perfect Swimsuit Bod
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Steps Out In Sydney
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James Bond ‘Skyfall’ Trailer Premiere
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Salma Hayek Annihilates The Cannes Film Festival With Her Bodacious Sexiness
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Vanessa Hudgens Little Sister – Whore In Training
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Kill A Fag And You Won’t Go To Jail
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Tara Reid Has Finally Turned Her Life Around. She Looks So Fuckable Here…
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Carmen Electra’s Hot Tit
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Bike Riding Dog
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Rihanna For Terry Richardson
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Weird As Fuck Spiderman Promo Video for the Virgins….
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Ashley Olsen Doesn’t Look Half Bad In These Bikini Pics
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Daugter Copies Her Dad’s Anger – Funny
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Porno Bootcamp
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Friends Tape Their Friend Peeing
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Hidden Camera Sex
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Porked Pussies
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Fatty Fucked From Behind
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Robin Williams – Intimidation Porn Fail…..WEIRD….
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Sara Sampaio Hot Bikini Campaign
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Olivia Palermo Legs
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Joanna Krupa Cleavage in a Sun Dress
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Imogen Poots Kinda Hot in a Photoshoot
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Nicole Trunfio Hot Model tits in a Bikini
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Miranda Kerr Hot Body in a Bikini for a Magazine
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Sharon Stone in a Bikini
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Shannon Elizabeth Hot at an Event
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Coleen Rooney in a Bikini in Vegas
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Hot Model named Caroline Becu Hot Body in Some Magazine
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VS Magazines Highly Erotic Photoshoot
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Gina Calvet Topless in Some Magazine
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Tallulah Morton Topless in Elle France!
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THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I GET DOWN WITH
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2012

21

May

Sofia Vergara Bikinis for Twitter of the Day

Sofia Vergara posted some pics of her in a bikini on Vacation…even though her life is a fucking vacation…thanks to her tits she’s put into a bikini…that have offered her the good life so many other hotter hispanics would have probably liked….you know ones who aren’t 40 and moms of 22 year olds….but those hispanics didn’t suck the right dick or use cocaine cartels from their home country to their advantage….and really she is hot enough for me to stare at as she puts out pics…even though her topless work when she was trying to get famous was more interesting to look at….because topless bitches in their 30s are better than bikini clad woman in the 40s…even when it is the same bitch in both pics..it’s just the way the aging process work people….

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2012

21

May

Sharon Stone’s Disgusting Bikini Pics of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…..


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2012

21

May

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit at the Billboard Awards of the Day


Apparently the Billboard Music Awards were on last night…and I had no idea….proving yet again that I am not a celebrity gossip blogger or industry insider in any way…I just post the hot pics of the bitches everyone praises…you know bitches who are over paid, over hyped, annoying egos that we’d all fuck but that aren’t as good as the media wants us to think….

Not to mention, that even if I did know the Billboard Music Awards were on, I wouldn’t watch them, cuz only shitty commercial, radio pop music I hate is celebrated in the shit, the scripting is bad, and the fact that rich people giving nonsense awards to other people, with no real value, other than that it makes money to celebrate idiots who have already pretty much won the lottery…..

I think the highlight hof the red carpt was Miley’s hot new body….with no bra….in a blazer….wearing a chain that is designed as some titty decoration….but that’s just because I’m really digging Miley’s fitness lately…..

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2012

21

May

Ashley Olsen Bikini Pics of the Day

I never cared for the Olsen twins in a sexual fantasy kind of way. I was one of those guys who agreed with people when they said the Olsen twins were at their hottest in Full House…not because I am a pedo who likes 3 year olds…but because they hadn’t grown into obscure looking creatures from the same uterus….Sure I always liked their skinny and I always like that Ashley was better looking and well put together while the other looked tormented and like death…my favorite part of twins is always thee insecure one….but I just could never really get into it….but now that Ashley Olsen got into a bikini, showed off a decent looking ass with no cellulite, I figure I could easily be into K-Fed-ing her…and if you saw the kind of trash I stick my dick in….you’d understand why…. weird alien ass.


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2012

21

May

Jessica Marais Hot Titties from Magic City of the Day

Jessica Marais has some rocking fake tits. She’s some Australian bitch who was pregnant when this clip was shot for some show called Magic City about Miami in the 1950s that I’ve never heard of….She gave birth to her first kid a week or two ago and if you’re wondering why seeing a clip of here fake tits in some TV show I’ve never heard of led me to finding out her life story….about her move from South Africa to Canada to Australia where her dad died and she was raised by her mom….graduating an Anglican school in 2002 and going into acting school that has resulted in 3 or 4 IMDB credits and a baby that has ravaged her vagina….so recently she probably still has the stitches in and more importantly…she probably still has the placenta in the fridge…all nutritious and delicious…it was 10 fucking days ago people…

Either way, never heard of her, now I have, but more importantly…now I know what she looks like topless….

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2012

21

May

Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Twitter of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing….she could be wearing a fucking snow suit and still look like one of the hottest bitches in the world…at least in the modeling world…cuz I left the house this weekend and I’m not sure it’s my lack of sex or my low standards thanks to marrying a fat pile of shit…but I saw so much fuckable pussy on the streets…mainly in shorts…with long think legs, short thin legs, sheer tops and bikini tops…some looked like models….some looked like pornstars….some looked like average girls….all looked good enough for me to want to see me inside them…..proving that I like shorts….I like girls…and I especially like when they are thin and have that stamp of approval via a modeling contract like Candice Swanepoel so that I know I’m not just drunk and being desperate….

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2012

21

May

Rihanna Kissing Rita Ora’s Face of the Day

Rita Ora, some newbie bitch I’ve posted on before is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention….

They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily….

Well here she is at some shit the other night….getting assaulted by what may look like a dainty gay black guy….but that is actually Rihanna….cuz asserting herself as den mother in the brothel that is their pop music industry….will always keep Rihanna on top….something I am sure all of you motherfuckers would want to watch…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…

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2012

21

May

Oona Chaplin Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

Oona Chaplin is in Game of Thrones…a show I refuse to watch because it is nerd shit and more importantly…it isn’t Dirty Dancing…a movie I tried to watch once a week to really try to help my autism understand what love is…not that I’m autistic, but I have found that saying I am has been really helpful in justifying my creepy, souless internet behavior…and girls all wanna try to fix me and breast feed me better…..it is like ailments make pussy wet…

That said, as you probably figured out, if you’re not a total retard, she’s related to that Communist with the Hitler Moustache, despite being Jewish, cuz maybe the Hitler moustache was a fashionable thing, before hitler ruined it for generations of people who wanted to rock one…..and here she is trying to become her own legendary figure….by using her figure….I’m so clever it burns when I pee…at least I blame it on my cleverness everytime I’m trying to convince a bitch to get down unprotected….

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