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2012

07

May

Tara Reid Half Naked for Loaded of the Day

Tara Reid has had a pretty amazing life, but more importanly it is amazing that she still has a life….you know throwing away an acting career, that was still bottom feeding in shitty movie, was still a career that made her money consistently as well as made guys jerk off to her pre-implants, during botched tit job, and after titty upgrade….to become a perpetual party host drunk, living college spring break well into her 40s, and now with her big comeback tour of American Pie 47, featuring original gang of reject has-beens to keep the story continuity, she’s now getting some interest from other places….and who fucking cares…oh right I do…cuz she’s doing it half naked….Good little bottom feeder…not release a sex tape. It’s time.

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2012

07

May

Mayweather’s New Bitch of the Day

It turns out the Beiber has Jungle Fever and has gone from being Usher’s little boy lover who looked like a girl without all the annoying things like tit and pussy, to being Floyd Mayweather’s little bitch…at least that’s what I assume is going on here….it’s like prison without the crime or sentence…maybe it is the only way Beiber can keep his voice as high pitched as it is…who fucking knows…I’ve spend enough time on TWINK rape for the day….in fact for the week….I need to go back to regular titty programming….and that’s just what I am gonna do…


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2012

07

May

Maria Menounos Bikini Pool Party for Cinco de Mayo of the Day

I have issues with Cinco de Mayo…..It’s become some racist, offensive, annoying event for white people to pretty much shit on the Mexican culture with Old El Paso taco kits, Crystal Light margarita mixes, and sombreros and the whole thing makes me stay the fuck in to drink my hatred away….cuz there’s nothing worse than being the token mexican at the bar on the 5th of May….unless the bar is filled with bikini clad women…like Maria Meounos’ Cinco de Mayo….who insist on letting the mexican suck their titties or motorboat them to keep shit authentic….at least that’s how I used to play it befor hating the racists….fucking white people….



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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2012

07

May

Miley Cyrus Braless in Disneyland of the Day

The pornography in this to me is not Miley going to Disney braless for all the little kids to look on with excitement….wishing they were a ride of their own….what is pornography to me is that Miley’s tits, as well as her pussy, were a ride of their own to Disney Execs….which you know is fucking hot….especially since it happened through her formative years like this was th 1700s on the farm or in the Royal Palace…where she learned the much needed skills a woman should know but don’t tech in schools, even though it should be part of the Home Ec program, but everytime a teacher tries to introduce it, he gets arrested.

That said, Miley is hot.


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2012

07

May

Katy Perry in a Sports Bra for Adidas of the Day

I don’t know why these Katy Perry Adidas ads are doing the rounds today – because the ad or a variation of it came out last August, but I guess Adidas tapped into the archive footage and released a new edit, cuz Katy Perry is popular, although sloppy, not Athletic, and wearing the enemy….a sports bra….that flattens her titties in the worst way possible, part of the reason I don’t work out, cuz when I used to go to the gym to work out and saw titties smother, suffocating, begging for air, I knew…I couldn’t sit back and take that kind of abuse or witness such crimes….so I turned to locking myself in my house and eating….a wise choice….

Anyway…her’s Katy Perry’s horrible, wrecked, vile face.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

07

May

Naked Red Ass of the Day

DirtyDeeds.tv has just realeased another awesome video set to his music called “red ass”, which is a variation of a childhood game, that when played naked, becomes all the fucking better….seriously….everything is better naked…even elementary school games…provided you aren’t still in elementary school…cuz that’s creepy and illegal….you know keep your naked games to 18+ you freak….

The song playing in the video Dirty Deeds ” Game Over”, which is available at DirtyDeeds.tv

To see the censored version follow this link …..if you aren’t into naked girls throwing balls at dudes….

Posted in:Dirty Deeds

2012

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is not morning….
I am hungover…

I am not dead but the only injury I sustained this weekend was pretty much almost amputating my finger with a butter knife, true story, something that can only be accomplished when drunk and eating Avacados….and now I’m happy with this wound cuz it looks like a pussy and I’ve already jerked off to it twice.

Here are some links…

Impossible Texting and Driving Text – VIDEO
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Shantel Jackson: See Pics of Floyd Mayweather’s HOT Fiancee
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Free Cam Shows. Make Monday the Best It Can Be
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Tara Babcock is Sexy in a Red Slingshot
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Electric Skateboard!!!! Yesss!!! – VIDEO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt – Still Desperate
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Amateur Rides a Fake Cock – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 20 Hottest Indian Actresses
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Posted in:MHD

2012

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

RIP Adam Yauch – Shoulda been a Kardashian….

It was a Candice Swanepoel Day here today…and I liked it…if you didn’t – blame her father for being a cocksucker on TWITTER

I’m running a campaign to get 10,000 LIKES on FACEBOOK ….I don’t expect you to LIKE the page or actually LIKE the site – But It’d be nice…..

It is Cinco tomorrow, unlike the idiots on my facebook, I’m not spending the week talking about it, cuz I get drunk everyday and try to fuck everyday, I don’t need a bunch of white people shitting on my culture to make it better….

I think I have a prolapsed anus…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden in the Bath
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I’d Still Fuck The Old Off Linda Evanglista
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Scary African Puppet Dance for Candice Swanepoel
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Megan Fox Sharper Image Ad
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Inside Space Mountain with the Lights On
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Kate Upton and Other Bitches Who Deserve Trading Cards
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Ridiculoulsy Hot Amber Shows You a Workout
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Adam Yauch a.k.a. MCA of The Beasite Boys Died (1964-2012) – RIP MOTHERFUCKER!
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This Lion REALLY Wants to Eat This Baby
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Gallery: Keith Haring Photo Tribute
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Maryna Linchuk’s Awesome Bikini Hotness
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Lindsay Lohan Really Can’t Stay Out of Trouble
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Krissy is a Slutty Sports Hottie
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Free Cam Shows. Loving It!
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Skinny Chick and Some Public Pussy Play
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Kate Upton and 25 Other Women Who Deserve Their Own Trading Cards
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Some Black Widow Cosplay
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This WTF Photo of the Day is One For the Books
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Synnove Macody Lund Showing Her Butt
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Some Photos of Coco, Jsut Because
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Can You Guess Which One is a Tranny
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Aprils Hottest Twitpics
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Jennifer Lopez White Panties Upskirt
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Chloe Moretz is Jailbait But She’s Hot
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Happy Birthday, Kimora Lee Simmons! See Her Best Looks From the Past Year (PHOTOS)
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Things That Exist: The Perfect Strangers Video Game
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Paris Hilton Looks Like Hell
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And Another Slutty Pic Dump
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Arianny Celeste in FHM Magazine
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Who Doesn’t Love Hand Bras?
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This Teacher Banged Her Student in a Utility Closet
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How About Some Sexy British Babes?
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Woman Found Guilty Of Chomping Lover’s Penis
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These Lesbian Teens May Be in Love – VIDEO
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Circolocco WMC Bikini Party 2012
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Hey There Fashion Hottie
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Blonde Olivia Wilde Filming Her Revlon Commercial
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Russian Babes Get Their Tits Out
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Some Paris Hilton, Just Because
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Well Hello Victoria May
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Gina Carano Wants to Beat Up Rihanna
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Selena Gomez Gets Ultra Busty For Her New Fragrance Ads
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2 Dogs Argue
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Jack White is a Cool Dude
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Halle Berry Big TIts in a Bikini
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Instagram Camera Joke
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Holding Hands and Skating Downhill
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From the stepFORUM!
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Lea Michele Fucking with Garbage Cans….Not Very Happy About it – In Hells and Tight Pants….
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Some Bitch in a Tight Dress
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Scarlett Johansson Sticking HEr Tongue Out
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Kristen Stewart Smiling
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Sofia Vergara Nipple!
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Georgia Salpa FHM June 2012
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Cameron Diaz Gives the Finger with Tight Pants
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Girl on Girl Anal Fisting
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Asian Couple Fuck in the Club
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Madam Meow’s Favorite Porno
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Girls Who THink Cam Dancing Naked for Tits is a Good Part Time Job are AMazing
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2012

04

May

Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Music Video of the Day

Bad song at least I assume it is…I watched this shit on mute and in slow motion….at least I think I did…I don’t know if youtube has that functionality….my brain plays tricks on me….but what I do know is true is that this Cheryl Cole bitch…covered in her prison tattoos…whether talented or not…she was sure as fuck a lot better on that show she was on that both Nicole hard body Scherzinger and the fat bitch in the UK with the blowjob video that FHM was paid by Simon Cowell to trick the public into loving her as much as they loved this Cheryl Cole bitch, except she’s just not hot….but Cheryl Cole is…..

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2012

04

May

Candice Swanepoel in a Thong Bikini of the Day

These are some recent pics of Candice Swanepoel posing in a thong for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they took my advice from two Candice Swanepoel posts ago about how boring they are and how they need to step up their shit cuz all these photoshoots are blending into the same pile of boring as fuck….but a thong…a thong changes everything…especially on a hot slut…in a world where the last 5 girls I slept with no longer wear thongs….cuz they are “uncomfortable”…fuck you….

In the event you are new to the site, or half retarded and don’t know what the hell I do here in a day….I pretty much dedicated my day to Candice Swanepoel…because her dad is an asshole and I want him knowing his daughter is a whore who we all want to fuck in many different ways…..

We had Candice in GQ VIDEO and Candice Nipples in Vogue VIdeo and Candice with others in Victoria’s Secret Swim ,a href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2012/05/04/candice-swanepoel-for-vogue-japan-june-2012-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> Candice in Vogue Japan June 2012 Looking Hot ….all in one day ….this is the record for the site for posts on one girl in one day…..a record that is not rewarded…

So I’ve said all I have to say about her…concluding my stalkerish posting behavior….allowing me go back to being creepy and stalkerish with other girls who respond to me…even if it’s them saying “no means no”….


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel