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2012

24

Apr

Karmen Pedaru Topless in Vogue France of the Day

Karmen Pedaru is an Estonian 22 year old model who I’ve never posted on or never heard of….partially because I don’t really keep up to speed on Estonian current affairs or exported pussy, even though my Estonian friend told me that the women in Estonia are insanely good looking and eager to fuck foreign dudes who visit because it is a small country and they are bored of fucking the local Estonians…because no one goes to Estonia on their European vacations…giving your pathetic ass an actual chance….you see if they are all hot…then they dont’ know they are hot…and thus will sleep with trash…because it’s new trash….pretty promising if you ask me…which you didn’t but kinda did if you’re reading this….loser….

So Karmen Pedaru, like a stripper, but for fashion is showing her tits in photoshoot and it’s good.

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2012

24

Apr

Jennifer Nicole Lee Eating Bananas of the Day

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Jennifer Nicole Lee is the reason I hate fat chicks…you see cuz even when they get fit they are the fucking worst….loud and annoying….even more so…because they think they have the right to showcase their body and their attitudes they kept in lockdown when they had no self esteem…before they worked so hard to get fit…I know….I shouldn’t care about a bitch being half naked and ridiculous all about showing off her implants and bikini body….but she’s not the kind of fit you want….she’s more the kinda fit you feel gay for fucking despite the implants….cuz dudes can get implants too motherfucker….just scroll down and look at Haley Joes Osment post from earlier today….or you can click the link to check out this irritating bitch.

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2012

24

Apr

Irina Shayk’s Posing With Bras of the Day

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I am more of a fan of a bitch posing in lingerie, especially when the bitch is Irina Shayk, than seeing a bitch pose next to lingerie, unless I know she’s going to be wearing that lingerie, you know it is pretty much the foreplay part of an old fetish I used to have where I’d sit in lingerie boutiques pretending I was waiting for my wife to try on her lingerie, only to watch other women try on lingerie, before being banned from pretty much all the lingerie shops in a 100 mile radius….one even pressed charges I think….so this brings back some memories…even though Irina Shayk looks better naked…

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2012

24

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the stepNEWS. It is amazing. You are just too stupid to realize it.

Dora the ‘Sexplorer’ Doll Horrifies Mom
A mother was horrified when a Dora the Explorer doll taught her 7-year-old girl to say: â€œLetâ€™s play sex!â€?

Woman donated kidney to boss, then fired
A Long Island woman claims she was fired after donating a kidney so her boss could move up the transplant waiting list.

Wild Bank Robbery Police Chase in California
LAPD pursued a bank robbery suspect with some wild footage, eventually releasing a police dog to chase the suspect out of his minivan.

McDonald’s Manager Attacked With Baseball Bat
A man was upset that his order wasn’t taken fast enough, so he jumped over the counter of a Lakeland, Florida McDonald’s to beat the shift manager with a baseball bat.

Oreo Breastfeeding Ad Stirs Controversy
Kraft has ignited a bit of controversy with an Oreo print ad featuring a breastfeeding baby that was never meant for the public to see.

Deion Sanders Divorce Gets Violent
Just hours before former Cowboys star Deion Sanders was scheduled to appear at a local charity event there was divorce-related drama in his home, Sanders took to Twitter to share details about what allegedly happened. He said his estranged wife Pilar went after him in his own bedroom, kicking, biting and scratching him. He said he defended himself until he was able to call police.

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2012

24

Apr

Miley Cyrus Legs on Twitter of the Day

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I am hooked on Miley…From her being sexually experienced at a young age….to knowing hot to accomplish a subtle cocktease that makes us want to fuck her….to pulling nude pics at 16….she’s got it all figured out…which is amazing since she seems to be an inbred redneck moron….but it doesn’t take brains to take off clothes and show off a young tight body…and maybe that inbred retard is all part of her appeal….who cares..here’s her softcore pics for twitter….that I may or may not be addicted to. Hot legs, not that that’s saying much coming from me, I’m the kind of guy who’s into a double amputee’s legs…….I’ll take anything I can get and appreciate it until I am done and humiliated….if you know what I mean

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2012

24

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Little Old Lady Shorts of the Day

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Pam Anderson may not be known for being subtle or classy….she’s not known for her natural beauty or for her elegance…she’s known for being a stripper looking bitch with clown like tits that everyone wanted to fuck in the 90s….typcast as a whore….something that well into her 50s she can’t let go…and remains a granny aged trailer park looking slut who shops at the sex shop for her clothes and her vibrators that fill her hepatitis filled cunts…and wears that fetish shit out in public like the world is her stripper stage she shoulda retired from long ago….and the whole this is weird….but what is even weirder is that it turns me on, but I am weird and believe that Granny strippers in stripper gear are the future.

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2012

24

Apr

Emily Senko Titties for Fashion of the DAy

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I have posted EMILY SENKO TITS FOR FASHION before…and I never bothered looking her up to see where she is from, what she does, who she fucks, I just look at her titty pics, because it makes me less of a suspect if she ever went missing, or murdered in some model love trianlge….but more importantly, because I don’t give a fuck, I just like looking at her titties and don’t really feel the need to get to know her, have small talk with myself about her or be annoyed by her life choices….my interest start and end in her titties…..so here she is for some new campaign or magazine photoshoot.

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2012

24

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shouldn’t Exist – Happy Armenian Independence Day of the Day

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Today is Armenian Independence Day…

The worst thng about Armenian Independence Day is knowing that if the Turks worked a little harder and smarter, Kim Kardashian wouldn’t exist….

That is a major failure on their part…because Kim Kardashian has become the representation of all things wrong in the world…I have no idea why she’s only getting flour bombed, when all logic would lead me to think she’d be actually bombed….she’s the fucking worst.

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2012

24

Apr

Haley Joel Osment’s Transgendered Titties at the Prism Awards of the Day

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Rememeber that kid from the early 2000s who was the default kid used in all the big movies….famous for “seeing Dead people”….before hitting puberty, turning ugly and unmarketable, giving him a complex, forcing him to get a sex change, cuz everyone likes jailait teen girls and no one like pimply awakward boys….it was the logical choice….and here he is showing off his post op hormone therapy titties….

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Posted in:Emily Osment

2012

24

Apr

Portia de Rossi’s Lesbian Pasties of the Day

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Portia de Rossi is an opportunist lipstick lesbian who I am sure isn’t a lesbian at all, just a smart as fuck bitch who lured in Ellen the billionaire, because it made sense and was non threatening…and like in all lesbian relationships, there’s always one who is more inclined to go out and get fucked by dudes on the regular, something Ellen has probably opened up to, cuz she knows any hot pussy she’s into will be into dick, especially if it has named herself “Portia” like some kind of stripper, only into lesbianism cuz she’s fucked so many dudes it was time to take a break, you know there’s only so much her 10 inch black dildo can do when strapped on or used double sided – you know scissoring isn’t the same as getting cummed all over your whore face…..but I am just speculating here….but it is safe to say see through shirts and pasties are cries for male attention!

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