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2012

03

Apr

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage in May’s Lucky Magazine of the Day

National Cleavage Day is over, I guess this Mexican, like all Mexicans didn’t get the fucking memo, cuz they were too busy changing sheets in hotel rooms and working in kitchens or gardens for you gringo pieces of shit….or maybe, just maybe, Salma Hayek’s been using her big fucking tits, and the cleavage they provide, for the last two decades to get herself fucking famous, cuz people like looking at big tits, apparently even if they are on moms in their 40s, cuz guys are half retarded like that, myself included…..

Here she is in some magazine spread that would be better if she was spread….


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2012

03

Apr

Kim Kardashian Porn of the Day

Here is a picture that Kim Kardashian posted to twitter, that I assume is of her, because taking pictures of herself is something she likes doing, because it comes with the hope that people will praise her and make her feel great about herself, like some kind of spoiled brat princess on her shitty birthday party, everyday of her fucking life…..you know like her actual porn, that was less interesting to jerk off than to these pictures of her boarding a plane, a plane that statistically only has a 3 percent chance of crashing, the same 3 percent chance that makes me reach orgasm…..if you know what I mean…if you don’t it’s that this bitch dead is more interesting an achievement for society than anything else she’s done. True story.


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2012

03

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage on the Cover of Grazia of the Day

I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has….

She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here.


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2012

03

Apr

Serena Williams Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Serena Williams is no Venus Williams and that is a probably a good thing, because Venus Williams is the shit that movie Ladybugs was based on, you know a simple bait and switch, grow out your hair, take these hormones, and amputate your cock, you’re gonna make daddy millions by destroying other women who have the disadvantage of being actual women, cuz equality is a bitch, when women just aren’t equals….

That said, she’s in a bikini, pouring sand on a bitch with hot tits, and the last time I saw a black dude do this to a white girl, she ended up pregnant…it’s the whole why to fat white women go to jamiaca on vacation alone….to get fucked cuz no one’s willing to fuck them back home….and the Jamaicans will fuck anything that doesn’t mind paying for it….even if it means playing with the slob on the fucking beach for all to see…who cares.


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2012

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like I still look 16 when next to 16 year olds even though they are thinking “why is that old guy staring at our tits, let’s go tell our teacher there’s a creep hiding in the girls locker room”….cock teasing bitches come in all ages.

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Shannon is Sexy in Red Lingerie
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Meanwhile in Norway – VIDEO
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25 TV Shows That Should Be Canceled
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Girls Night Only Gets Nasty – VIDEO
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2012

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sucking titties is the new “high five” or “handshake” or “kisses on cheek” when you meet a girl for the first time, or when you see someone you haven’t seen in a long time, or when you are greeting someone you know…at least that’s what I’m trying to implement into society.

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Some Chick From iCARLY Outcleavaged Katy Perry At Some Bullshit Award Show
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The Morphing of Lindsay Lohan’s Face….
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Ted Looks like a Ridiculous Movie – In a Good Way.
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Christy Turlington Old but in a Bra
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22 Pics of Great Cleavage
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USA Vs. The World – Who Has Hotter Fans
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Angry Woman Vsa Bike
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Laurie From That 70’s Show is Doing Well, and By Doing Well I Mean She Looks Like a Meth Head Whore
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Octomom is a Degenerate Piece of Shit and I Hate Her
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Enjoy
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News Blooper Fun – VIDEO
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The 15 Weirdest Things People Have Had Sex With in Movies
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Katy Perry’s Big Green Boobage
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Taylor Swift Looks Like a Blonde Chinese Transvestite
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Courtney is One Hot Blonde
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Natasha Yi Is Guaranteed Wood
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Free Cam Shows. Get to Work
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Use a Wine Bottle – VIDEO
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USA vs. the World: Who Has the Hotter Sports Fans?
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Shalom Harlow is Flashing Her Tits
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Some Country Girls and Country Bitches At the CMAs
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Lindsay Lohan’s Changing Face What the Fuck – VIDEO
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This Ukrainian Slut Has Got Talent – VIDEO
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Model Anne Vyalitsyna’s Sexiest Looks (PHOTOS)
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Sophie Reade Topless for Nuts Videos
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Madison Dylan Boob Slip
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Donna Soublet and Her Panties
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Jordana Brewster Just Because
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Well Hello Jessica Brazil
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Booty Poppin in Alabama – VIDEO
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Check Out This Park Slut – VIDEO
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13-Yr Old Boy Kills Mother After He Tried To RAPE HER!!! [Video]
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How the Polish Police Work
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Joanna Krupa Has Some Awesome Tits. I Wish I Could Whack Them Around
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Paris Hilton Shows Us Her Down Under
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The Origin of Fuck!
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Jennifer Lawrence Uninteresting in Cover of a Magazine
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34 Pics of Sluts on Twitter!
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Spring Breakers Hottest Bikini Looks
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Dominos Gone fucking Nuts…
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Busty Lesbian Fun – VIDEO
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Alison Brie Hotness
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Monique is My Dream Girl
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Four Hot Swimsuit Models Show Off Their Bikinis – VIDEO
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Let’s Check Out This Fashion Hottie
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Nickelodeon’s 25th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards – Leftover Ladies
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Nerdy Teen Gets Damn Dirty – VIDEO
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Introducing Brazilian Hottie Ana Karoline
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Well Hello Stacey Massey
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I Don’t Know What This Slut is Selling, But I’m Buying It – VIDEO
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Rihanna is Back to Dark Hair
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Selena Gomez Was Sexy as the Kids Choice Awards
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Selena Gomez Shows Off Her STINK FINGER
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How ‘bout These For Some Blow Job Lips
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Dear God! How About Tittie Fucking These?
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The Hottest Women in Radio
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More Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics from Afar – With Kids Looking on Astonished
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Some Girl Hulla Hooping in Slut Gear
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Stacey Massey Big Blonde Tits
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Claire Danes for Asos
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Evee Wyrwal Amazing Tits
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Jordan Carver’s Huge Tits are Ridiculous
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Melissa Debling Amazing Tits
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Rhian Sugden Amazing Tits
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Katrina Bowden American Reunion Trailer Bikini Caps of the Day
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Diana Starkova is Hot!
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Ashlynn Brooke Gets Fucked in her Hotel Room
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2012

02

Apr

Shalom Harlow Topless for a Photoshoot of the Day

Shalom Harlow is a Canadian who has never come to my igloo to borrow some ice, bacon, beer, or inuit pussy.

She’s a Non Jew despite her name making you think sh’s a Jew, possibly a good candidate for KKK and Anti-Semites to use the bitch with the hebrew name to live out their Jewish Rape fantasies I assume they have….

She’s a supermodel and I have POSTED HER SUPERMODEL TITS AND BUSH BEFORE

Now she’s in a photoshoot, in NYC, flashing her tits to some punk looking motherfucker, tapping into some street kid, dirty piss smelling, needle sharing, squatting memories of some of the worst tasting sex I’ve had, but this time for some fashion bullshit, staring someone else…..flashing in public….like it was Girls Gone Wild….

I’m into it.


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2012

02

Apr

Stephanie Loba Corneliussen Titties in Mirage Magazine of the Day

Stephanie Loba Corneliussen is some fashion model/actress/bitch from Europe who moved to America from Denmark to try to make it big cuz she, or people around her said “shit you’re 6 foot, you’ve got a hot face and you don’t look like other bitches who are 6 foot, all manly and shit, you should go to America and live out the American Dream…”…bullshit I assume happens all the time….

She’s 25….

She’s been in Baby Carrot ads…these are the baby carrot ads…

Now she’s getting naked for some obscure fashion mag called Mirage, something I can appreciate as a pervert and as someone who realizes how hard it is to get noticed, especially when your baby carrot money runs dry.

Who cares….she’s showing her tits…now look at them.


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2012

02

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood’s Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day

It is hard to care when a bitch like Sara Jean Underwood posts a picture of her tits with her head cropped out of it, like she’s nervous you’re gonna put her on blast, in some kind of smear campaign that ruins her chances of being the president, even if the shit is non-nude….on twitter…

You know….cuz she’s only on TV, and on twitter for that matter, to communicate with her fans she only has cuz SHE GOT ON PLAYBOY WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG ENOUGH FOR PERVERTS TO NOTICE AND CARE /….

But I’m posting it anyway.


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2012

02

Apr

Emmy Rossum Gets Naked in Shameless Again of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Emmy Rossum. I don’t know if it is because she blocked me on Facebook like this bitch:

I get it, she’s decent looking and willing to get naked on TV cuz if she wasn’t willing to get naked on TV, she wouldn’t be on TV, but instead countless hotter bitches who are willing to get naked on TV would be….

I am so desensitized, the world is full of half naked sluts, I’m at the point where they all kinda blend into each other, glad they exist, but don’t give a fuck who they are, cuz they are replaceable, as there is always hot pussy around the corner, usually even hotter cuz you haven’t seen it naked yet, ready to get its fuck on….naked and amazing…

But I’ll post this bitch anyway.


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