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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

Apr

Indiana Evans in a Bikini of the Day

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I love Australian 21 year old pussy. Sure I love pretty much all 21 year old pussy. Even if it has herpes from Spring Breaking too hard….or if it is fat, dumpy, from a broken home, an ex hooker, homeless, has a skin disorder, a port wine birthmark on half of it, one leg, one breast…..AIDS, is too hairy to find, is missing her teeth, is handicapped or retarded, has a weird smell constantly radiating out of it…..becuase it is still 21 year old pussy…and that fact alone cancels out everything that could be wrong with it….I mean shit could be crowning from the remnants of a teen pregnancy and I’d still try to get up in it…..but Australian chick….seem to be fucking cool….all the Australians who hit me up cuz they read the site are hot, surf, like to drink and find my shit funny….they aren’t uptight, American chicks who are trained to hate anything that degrades women…..they are ex-criminals, partiers, sluts who just fucking get it….

So this Indiana Jones bitch, is more that just a hot little ass in a bikini, she’s a representive of all the cool pussy of her nation, an ambassador that is filming Blue Lagoon for TV, who should make you want to buy a plane ticket to Sydney…..cuz Australian chicks just fucking dominate…in ways that make me want to dominate them…with my penis…even though it is small and non-threatening….not even for anal…with a girl who hates anal….sad….

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2012

Apr

Lauren Conrad Topless in Glamour of the Day

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Lauren Conrad is a useless reality star from a few years ago and has since done pretty much nothing…..and when you’re a useless reality star…..from one of the worst fucking shows to ever be on TV…..you have limited options of what you can and can’t do for exposure, attention or to get noticed…because you still have that itch of having people watching and talking about you that you need to get scratched…..

Sure, there’s porn, sex tape and playboy, which are the obvious options for someone who has ran out of money, but Lauren Conrad’s not there yet, so she hasn’t got that desperate yet, and luckily there’s always Glamour, other fringe magazines that consist of low grade commentary or articles…and shitty photoshoots….that are willing to do a photoshoot with her…probably cuz she’s advertising some shitty product she’s a spokesperson and insisted this be part of the deal…..and so here she is, topless, showing tits you didn’t know she had cuz you don’t know who she is…..and that’s real fucking life changing….isn’t it.

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2012

Apr

Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season…

This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste.

But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret.

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2012

Apr

Victoria Beckham for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham….in a pair of pretty tight looking panties/bikini bottoms, cuz after birthing an army of babies, she’s got no choice to keep her shit in the vaginal equivalent of SPANX….I hear duct tape works well too….but I’m just basing that on stories rapists I know have told me about keeping vagina’s open…not so much keeping them well maintained for photoshoots….so it doesn’t look like she’s packing some empty meaty ball sack and I don’t even know why I’m debating this shit…don’t I have better things to do with myself??

Apparently not.

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2012

Apr

Adam Sandler’s Baby Momma’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Adam Sandler’s wife and baby momma is not that she has sex with Adam Sandler, I mean that is so obvious that I’m sure he looks at her and knows what the deal is, you know after years of not getting laid pre-fame, you kind know why the bitch who would never give you the time of day, is suddenly giving you the time of day…..I am sure he’s not the first awkward, ugly jewish guy who gets rich and suddenly get hot pussy that this has happened to….hell it happens to every rich guy….and I would be happy if it happened to me….cuz who cares all women are equally annoying, might as well be sticking it into something that makes it worth putting up with that annoying.

The fascinating thing about her is that her name is Jacqueline Samantha Titone, but yet I’m looking at her mom ass…..

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2012

Apr

Lenka Varvarova Titties for Fashion of the Day

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If you put stupid shit on a bitches head, it turns from shooting topless pics, like cheap softcore porn, making the girl feel like some low level useless slut….. and becmes art….cuz girls love attention, love being on camera, love being selected from their group of friends to be the girl getting naked, but they’ll only do it if they feel it is tasteful, and not something that makes them look like sluts….even though ultimately, the result is the fucking same and we all see your tits….

But don’t let that discourage you, tricking more girls into getting involved and half naked is a good thing….it helps my world go round. It recruits the girls on the fence to show their tits…and I love looking at tits.

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2012

Apr

Minnie Driver’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pics of Minne Driver’s ass in a bikini….I don’t even remember who Minnie Driver is, but I am now familiar with her white trash, biker chick, gutter prison tattoo on her ass, which is hardly ever a turn on, especially when it is wearing a strap on and walking in your direction while chewing tobacco.

She the love interest in Goodwill Hunting, which I guess was believable, cuz Will was a down on his luck, genius janitor, the kind of guy who generally doesn’t really have high expectations or high self esteem, but sometimes, leaving the freckly bitch at home and hiring pussy leads to better fucking results…

Either way, she’s in a bikini, it is unoffensive, and that’s what we do here.

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2012

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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I love the stepNEWS….even though you hate it…and luckily this is my dumpster of a site….even though I don’t feel very lucky about it…

VIDEO: Maggots Found in Food on Flight
Australian airline Qantas has apologized to a mom who found maggots crawling through her food on a flight from the US.

Man Beaten and Stripped Naked in Baltimore
Baltimore police are looking for the help of citizens to prosecute the beating and stripping of a man in Baltimore.

MIT researcher charged in undercover sex sting
An MIT researcher was busted in an undercover sex sting. Federal agents say 30-year-old Yaron Segal tried to set up a meeting to have sex with a woman and her two daughters, ages 16 and 12, but that woman was a federal agent posting in online chat rooms.

Man With Fireworks At Airport Charged
A northeastern Pennsylvania man is facing a federal charge after police say he brought fireworks to Philadelphia International Airport while trying to catch a cross-country flight.

Student paper apologizes for rape spoof
Boston University’s independent student newspaper, The Daily Free Press, is apologizing for an April Fools’ spoof of rape and drugs.

Video: Truck Plunges Off Cliff in Norway
A tow truck in Norway plunged 200 feet down a snow-covered cliff while towing a truck — and both drivers survived.

Grandmother Charged For Hate Crime
Wanda Derby, a Texas grandmother, beat her younger neighbor, Lloyd Guerrero, with her cane while using gay slurs. Richmond Hill police are now investigating the incident as a hate crime. Derby also made several derogatory posts on Facebook about Guerrero.

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2012

Apr

Paz de la Heurta Spreading Her Ass in some Photoshoot of the Day

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Paz dela Huerta is awesome. She reminds me of some crackhead party girl hipster at all the hipster parties fucked up in the corner, pulling her tits out for everyone to see, because she’s all wild like that….you know taking on photoshoots that pay her 50 bucks or even nothing, because she likes the fantasy that maybe one day she’ll be a model, or because that 50 bucks will buy her a 40 bag of coke with 10 dollars for a cocktail…..anything for fucking attention….and I love it.

I don’t know if Paz was always this willing to get naked to get ahead bitch, but she was on TV for a while, on a show where she got naked, and now that that is over, she’s getting in front of as many people willing to take nudes of her as possible, the kind of drive I look for in my crackheads….cuz it usually means easy blowjobs….

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2012

Apr

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage in May’s Lucky Magazine of the Day

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National Cleavage Day is over, I guess this Mexican, like all Mexicans didn’t get the fucking memo, cuz they were too busy changing sheets in hotel rooms and working in kitchens or gardens for you gringo pieces of shit….or maybe, just maybe, Salma Hayek’s been using her big fucking tits, and the cleavage they provide, for the last two decades to get herself fucking famous, cuz people like looking at big tits, apparently even if they are on moms in their 40s, cuz guys are half retarded like that, myself included…..

Here she is in some magazine spread that would be better if she was spread….

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