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2012

26

Mar

Carice van Houten Titties in Intruders of the Day

This movie was released in Spain in October….but it’s only hitting America on March 30th, so here are some pre-theater titties in a movie…

Carie van Houten is some 35 year old Dutch actor…who chose not to live in Hollywood but stay in Europe because she, like me love the Dutch…from legal drugs, to legal prostitution….to a country that doesn’t occupy kitchen garbage like the Kardashians….the Netherlands is the way to go……

More importantly, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dutch speaking chick whisper “stick it in my ass you worthless, poor, piece of shit my husband would hate knowing I’ve let inside me, but that I did anyway cuz I was drunk and he’s an asshole, and you happened to be in the right place and the right time”….while fucking her unprotected. It’s a life changing exprience you may like so much you want to tattoo it on your face like it is tattooed on your brain.

Posted in:Carice van Houten

2012

26

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck the weekened and the boat it rode in on….Everyday is fucking summer vacation for me, you suckers…So when you all write “Happy Monday” or “Monday Morning Blues”, you know your idiotic Garfield poster that says “Monday’s Aren’t Lasagna” bullshit….all over facebook…..It’s still weekend for me…

It is called leeching off a fat lonely wife and wasting your time with a stupid fucking blog that is the best thing to happen to the internet, but the internet just doesn’t know it yet….

I’m like a real housewife, the ghetto, project, one room basement apartment, version.

I’ve been drinking for days, trying to fuck 20 year old sluts in crotch high skirts and I intend on continuing that for the rest of the week….maybe even the year…or the rest of my life….whichever comes first…

cuz hangovers don’t fucking exist….we just keep on trucking….

Fuck you and your office job. You conformist hack. I’m sure your dad is proud you’re gonna live the same shitty life he did. Sucker.

Here are some links….

A Confusing and Weirdo Old Timey Video Starts Our Monday Off – VIDEO
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The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever
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Free Cam Shows For Your Blue Monday
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Ahhhhhh Norm Macdonald. You Really Can’t Beat His Awesomness
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Tara Babcock Has a Whole Lot Going On, Trust Me
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If You’re In The Mood For Some Morning Disgustingness, I Have It Right Here For You
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Live Web Cam Shows, You Know You Want It
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde Amateur – VIDEO
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Tweet Dreams: Jessica Burciaga’s Hottest Twitpics
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Posted in:MHD

2012

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been writing the site all week. I’ve been writing FACEBOOK STATUSES…..and TWITTER UPDATES….and now I need to fucking drink…I’ve stared at a computer too long for no real return or satisfaction…just punishment to my fucking soul….and all my groupie bitches have cock.

I’ve failed myself and my loved ones…I’ve peaked in terms of internet fame….but if I survive the weekend…I’m pretty motivated to have a fucking revival. That’s the truth.

Fuck you.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Katy Perry in a Mirror Ball Dress
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So Apprently There’s a Video of Lindsay Lohan Running Into That Dude With Her Car
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Brigitte Bardot – She’s a Lady – A Gunslinging Lady – Edit
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Pam Anderson Launches Downforce1 Racing Team Named After Her Favorite Position.
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Elmo and Cookie Monster Throwback Rape Scene
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Courtney Stodden American Bikini – Roller Skating 40 Year Old Trash
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25 Sports Hotties on and off the Field
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NEW – Selena Gomez – Show Me Your Tits!!!
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Kelly Brooke’s Perfect Pair
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Live Web Cam Sluts Cause Friday Needs to Be the Best It Can Be
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How To: Defy Gravity
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The 25 Best Movie Cadillacs
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Lucy Pinder Rests Her Massive Breasts
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Some Jessica Alba Action
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Jade Wifey is Wifey Material
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Babs is One Hell Of a Blonde Bombshell
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild
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Now That is One Big Fucking Dildo
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25 Sports Hotties on and off the Field
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Cunt Kardashian Got FLOUR BOMBED On the Red Carpet Hahahahahahhahah
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Rooney Mara Dragon Tattoo Tits
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Kaz B’s Pornstar Life: Hello America!!
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Sophia Knight Strips Down
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Playboy Lauren Bethencourt in Lingerie
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Super Leggy Fashion Babes Turn Me On
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Fernanda Brandao is Latin Hotness
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Candice is Easy on the Eyes
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Marta is a Latin Beauty
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Paris Hilton Has No Tits
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Maria Menounos Gets Bootylicious
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Impressive but Stupid as Fuck Michael Jordan Haircut
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Usher Lands Sugar Ray Leonard Role in Biopic Cuz Clearly Someone in his Child Prostitute Sex Ring is Producing it….
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Riding a Corgi
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I’d Fuck the Bikini Off this Gay Dude Carlos Pena’s Girlfriend…
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Doutzen Kroes Little Tits in a Bikini
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Christina Hendricks Just Because
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Boob Job Overkill
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EVERYTHING IS GOING IN ATHENA’S BUTT
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Kate Upton is Modeling For Skull Candy
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Annalynne McCord Because Business Is Slow
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Who Loves Boobies
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Dana Lee Has Plenty of Twit Pics
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Doutzen Kroes is Amazing
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Gotta Love Hot College Sluts
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Rebeca Rubio is Pure Hotness
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Debbie Does Dances? Principal Bans Student From Bringing Adult Film Star To Prom
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Karmen and Friends Get It On
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Ridiculous Kid’s Ridiculous Flipping Skills
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Lily Cole is Weird Looking.
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Ashley Tisdale Needs A Cock UP Her Tight Ass
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Kim Kardashian. Not The First Time To Be Sprayed In The Face With White Stuff
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Telsa Coils Play Sweet Home Alabama
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Some Naked Bitches In Some 2012 Calendar
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Lesley Ann Poppe Hot as Fuck in Playboy Netherlands!
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Fergie in Some Maternity Clothes
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Floppy Has a Hot Fucking Ass
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Victoria Justice Little Cleavage
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Elisandra Tomacheski in Underwear
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Lucy Pinder Holding her Tits in 2005
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Sarah Harding Belly Shirt
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Hot Amateur Pussy
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Angelna Jolie Titties in a Movie!
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Today’s X-Rated Porno Link Dump With All The Best Porn On the Net
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A Serious Amount of Amateur Pussy on Webcam Right Now – All Free to Watch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

23

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Shitty Fucking See Through of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence, although really not hot or interesting….is about to blow the fuck up with this hunger games bullshit…..it is supposed to be opening in 20,000 theaters, which is a record for Lionsgate….who cares about that right…what you need to care about is that although this average looking Lawrence decided this was her big break, her chance to really matter, where she otherwise probably never really would, at least not on this scale….means that her loss of privacy and sudden fame where everyone wants more of her…won’t require shitty publicity stunts that fuel the site….like bikinis, hacked phones, self shot nudes and sex tapes….She’s pretty much gonna remain boring, clothed, and riding her fame the next 5 years….

So this see through may be the most you see of her until she decides to go back to her Oscar nominated roots, and try to re-invent herself as an artist by getting naked…even though acting isn’t an art but don’t tell a self righteous actor that or they’ll have a hissy fit…..and when that doesn’t work out we’ll start seeing sex tapes, and nudes….that could take 20 years….and I probably won’t be alive….and either will you cuz the world is gonna blow up – so take in this shitty see through, even if it isn’t hot..cuz she isn’t hot….but she’s about to be…thanks to big budgets, marketing, and well the idiots who fall into their trap and believe what they are told…even on basic shit like whether a bitch is hot or not….


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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2012

23

Mar

Lauren Stoner’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is a hot body from Miami who is probably in Miami in these pictures taking in all the attention she can since that paparazzi is there in full force for WMC…..you know to capture the real DJ sluts that are actually famous….like Doutzen Kroes….and not these club kids with a shitty fucking resume and IMDB….who are trying to get famous….and who have really hot bodies that I wouldn’t mind if they were famous…although watching her struggle, gasping for air, like a fish out of water, pulling all stunts she can…..is a lot more enjoyable….even if I know if she does get famous she’ll only be cast to play the naked chicks….which is part of the reason she works out, starves herself, gets in front of the camera and most importantly…got implants…

Who cares she’s hot enough for me to notice…. ESPECIALLY WHEN TANNING TOPLESS …you see cuz of that whole wearing a bikini dominating everything else about her.


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Posted in:Lauren Stoner

2012

23

Mar

Nina Agdal in Her Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal is some model represented by ELITE , who is pretty fucking hot and was in this year’s SI Swimsuit….but who s now in her own swimsuit….on the beach for the paparazzi…wearing a bikini the way it is supposed to be worn…because she’s the professional…unlike all those other amateur hacks you see on the beach who don’t get paid to be in a bikini that you’d still fuck….even if they aren’t as exclusive, rich, successful, hot a pussy as this Nina bitch….it’s that modeling contract…it makes all the fucking difference when grading a cunt.


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Posted in:Nina Agdal

2012

23

Mar

Autumn Reeser Shitty See Through of the Day

I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo.


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Posted in:Uncategorized

2012

23

Mar

Weird Meat Grinding Pussy Video of the Day

Here’s an obscure, even boring, definitely stupid video that was emailed to me, and that I am posting for one simple reason….if you wait long enough….you’ll see a bitch grinding meat out of her pussy…and that’s the kind of shit…along with pussy puppet shows…that dreams are made of.

Posted in:stepVIRAL

2012

23

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS…

Some people never learn….deny til you die….Tenseness State Drive Instructor Fired Over Sexual Comments To Students
A state driver’s examiner lost his job after parents complained he spoke about sexual topics during their female child’s drivers test. Stephen Guionaud admitted that he spoke about sexual topics but he did not mean any harm.

41 People Arrested at Project X Party in Ohio
Dozens of people, mostly teenagers, were charged after an underage drinking party got out of control. Thirty-one people were charged with crimes ranging from underage consumption, obstructing official business, drug abuse and resisting arrest. Ten more juveniles were referred to the Solon Juvenile Officer for consideration of possible charges.

New Jersey School Bans Hugs
It seems it’s easier to get the cold shoulder rather than a warm hug at Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School. A new rule is stirring up controversy: No hugging.

Chaos Erupts In Massachusetts Courtroom
A jury on Thursday acquitted one man accused in the execution-style slayings of three adults and a toddler on a Boston street and deadlocked on murder charges against another.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

23

Mar

Kelly Brook Titties in an Ad of the Day

Here is some campaign that Kelly Brook is doing for socks, a campaign that is clearly written by a retard who I am sure thought was so clever, using some play on words bullshit and stuffing her bra jokes…

Her face looks horrible, one would even call it a wreck that should be retired..but those tits…those tits are big….and sometimes…like in Kelly Brook’s case…that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Kelly Brook