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2012

29

Feb

Katy Perry Does the Amy Winehouse for Interview Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what is going on here…..but I know it is in Katy Perry tradition of being trashy, tasteless, and lacking any level of cosideration for anyone but her cunt self….If Katy Perry wasn’t so self involved, with such a huge ego for someone who isn’t hot enough to deserve an ego, but who was just smart enough to be the groupie pussy to a half black guy at his peak, only to leverage those contacts into the pile of garbage that is her.

They say she’s “Channeling” Amy Winehouse, I say she’s mocking her, but that’s just Katy Perry’s abrasive way…and really it’s far nicer than my tribute to Amy Winehouse which involes some rotting meat, one of her CDs and picture

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2012

29

Feb

Kate Upton Won’t Date a Normal Guy of the Day

Here’s a story that’s not a story….of a paparazzi with an awkward voice asking Kate Upton if she’d ever date a normal guy, which she ignored, probably because the dude was a leprochaun and she’s not ready to deal with that St Patrick’s day shit…or maybe a cartoon character that should, if he’s not already, work doing voice overs…I am a good judge of talent and this motherfucker is the next Sponge Bob Square Pants….

I’m only digging this video because Kate Upton proves to be a cunt who has no time for the little people…literally….and because her ass doesn’t look as disgusting as I know it is going to in the years to come…so take in the diva cunt behavior…cuz it won’t be long before one of you will be figthing her for the last french fry at the all you can eat buffet….

Seriously.

On a sidenote, I’ve decided to only fuck girls with modeling contracts, I’ll let you know how that works out.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

29

Feb

Kim Kardashian Sports Bra for Instagram of the Day

I think the highlight of this picture of a sloppy body Kim Kardashian in a sports bra loooking tank top is that it is in the bathroom….where she feels most at home…you know with the whole being a ballpark or any sports arena urinal everytime she has sex…it’s a fetish.

What isn’t a fetish of mine is Kim Kardashian, her attempt at being famous for no reason, her body or even her shitty porn career that lasted for one awkward movie….She’s not hot…she’s better off dead…let’s just hope she keeps eating her way there…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

29

Feb

Nicole Richie Breast Implant for Flare Magazine of the Day

So some Canadian Fashion magazine that is likely owned by the company that owns Nicole Richie’s clothing line…whether explicitly owned by them…or just good advertisers in the shit….decided to put journalistic integrity aside and run an advertorial featuring Nicole Richie….cuz I know even the lowest level magazine from the lowest level country wouldn’t bother with this cunt…so it’s gotta be paid for…you know market her as a fashion icon, sell her clothes, make everyone happy but me cuz I’ve met her and know she’s a spoiled brat who is substantially less interesting than the level of interesting you probably already think she’s at….but you know since she got fake tits….and fake tits are awesome to jerk off on….cuz they retain their shape in all positions….unlike their natural breast counterpart….especially when their natural breast counterpart was sloppy and all nipple like Nicole…..they deserve to be celebrated…even on the worst fucking human being alive….

Here’s the photoshoot video if you care……and I hope you don’t….

Canada must be desperate…

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2012

29

Feb

Bethany Frankel’s White Bikini of the Day

Since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pictures, since the paparazzi are fucking snakes. or as Bethany Frankel likes to call them “Wolverines” she loves to play with cuz it means she may get her pictures in a magazine, all it took was years of not eating, working out, fake tits, a stint on a shitty reality show….and a bikini…for people to give her the attention her busted face never got….and still doesn’t deserve to get…but America is a tabloid run world….these people are your choice……and really what it comes down to is that the highlight of these videos is the fake British Accent papaprazzi video host who was hired to sound legit….like a real host….as he runs off a useless script pretending to be news or comedy or whatever this is….that is safe to say has no fucking substance…..He’s probably the janitor in the building who dreams of an acting career…or someone who has a friend at the company who was like “I know a guy who can do a great British Accent, it’ll make our shitty videos seem so legit”…..amazing….at least more amazing than Bethany Frankel cunt in a bikini….but then again…most things are better than that….

Posted in:Bethany Frankel

2012

29

Feb

Rihanna’s Esquire Photoshoot on Twitter of the Day

Rihanna is marketing herself as a sex icon, which is nice for the teenage girls who idolize her, but even nicer for the guys who get to jerk off to the teenage girls who idolize her….cuz ever since she’s leaked her nude pics, she’s managed to produce songs, performances, and pretty much make everything she does about sex…..

The one thing she hasn’t been able to figure out is how to post a decent sized half naked pic to twitter…cuz these behind the scenes Esquire shoot pics….are lacking….but for some reason I’m still posting it…probably for for the foot fetishists….

Fuck Rihanna. She’s garbage and I can prove it….cuz her daddy was a garbage man….true story….I have Bajan insiders who hate her.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

29

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night involved debating quitting drinking. Then drinking. Which led to drinking hat involved debating whether squirting was pee or if squirting was squirt…..and concluded with me deciding I only want to fuck groupies…..before debating whether I had groupies….so much debating I must be an intellectual…an academic…

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Harley White is Sexy in Blue Jeans
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Home Alone Teen Makes a Naughty Video
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2012

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling a girl you need her to send you pussy pics on FB cuz you’ve been spending the last hour jerking off to her profile pic is not a good way to get pussy pics…or make friends…if you’re dumb enough to do it to a co-worker or your friend’s wife….but it is still worth a try…cuz maybe it’ll work on the right girl…taking you out of your lonley dark place…

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Victoria’s Secret Whores Showing Cleavage and Holding Bras
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Pam Anderson is Looking Rough. Damn
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Awesome Daytona 500 Accident
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Lea Michele’s Best Bikini Looks So Far….Ugh…
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Julia Roberts MAgazine Cover I Jerked Off TO but Couldn’t Cum On
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Kim Kuntrashian Blows Shade At Demi Moore
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Live Web Cams. Time to Have Some Fun
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Unimog Climbing. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Children’s Books
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Miranda Kerr: Hottest Mom Ever
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Sofia Vergara Did The Vanity Fair Party
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Marissa Everheart is Platinum Blonde and I Love It
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Emily Ratajkowski Sexy Freya Swimwear Photoshoot
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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Sexy Teen on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sideline Reporter Showdown: Power Ranking the 25 Hottest Women in Sports TV
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Natasha Alam See Through Nipple Peek
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Most Oscar Try: Angelina Jolie
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This Ukrainian Girl Has Got Talent – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson is Looking Rough. Damn
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Fat Slut Breaks a Windsheild
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AnnaLynne McCord, Ashley Tisdale & More Are Pants-Ditching Celebs (PHOTOS)
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Some Miley Cyrus Action
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Cosplay Queen Jessica Nigri does Mortal Kombat
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Eliza Doolittle Panty Upskirt
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Naomi Banks is Hot in Leather
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The Bachlorette is a Moron. Duh.
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Victoria Rae’s Tits ARe Perfect
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Hello Sophie Strauss
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Making It Rain – no – Poo On Them Hoes…
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Barbara and Suzanne Get It On
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Paz De La Huerta Is A Naked Wonderland, Sometimes An Actress
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She’s Horny on a Sunday Morning
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Natalie Portman THong Ass Flashback
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Nicole Richie Shows Off Her Implant
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Possibly the Best Trick Shot Ever
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Quentin Tarantino from Below
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Maxim Hottie – Melanie from NYC
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I Love a Leggy Girl in Tights
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Very Sexy Jet Tour ft. Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jennifer Lopez Keeps The Gems Showing
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Bitch Fight: If You Can’t Win Don’t Start – VIDEO
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Busty Cam Slut does a Little Dance – VIDEO
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10 Really Disgusting Food Facts You Didn’t Know
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How About Some Olivia Wilde
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Well Hello Claudia
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Shocking News About Jennifer Aniston
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Ke$ha’s Friend Moons Her Bare Ass At Chateau Marmont
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Throwback Wisdom Teeth High “What’s In My MOuth”
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Maria Fowler Has Big Tits And Topless. I Can See Her Implant Scars. mmmmm.
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Nice Tits. Shame About The Face
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Miley Cyrus Nipple And Bra Action
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Some Seriously Weird Mario Parade
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2012

28

Feb

Elena Melnik Titties for WestEnd Magazine of the Day

Here is a Russian Model who I have never done a post on before showing her tits for some magazine so that she never has to go back to her cold water apartment in communist Russia again….I hear she has nightmares about the shit…making her the best kind of mail order bride…who you just have to show pictures of broken down buildings to get her in the kitchen making dinner before sucking you off all night….instead of complaining the way spoiled American bitches do….

She’s rempresented by Donald Trump’s modeling agency…which is kinda funny, for no real reason other than Trump being an idiot but what isn’t funny is that she’s showing her tits in some magazine for money like some kind of peep show worker…titilating men for a quarter…only in her case it is probably 1500 dollars….a high class peep show worker…who you get to keep pictures of cuz the peep shows I go to get mad when I pull out my camera phone…..this is serious business…and she’s pretty hot…

Posted in:Elena Melnik

2012

28

Feb

Cindy Crawford’s Cleavage in French Revue de Modes #20 of the Day

I love my titties with Giant font on them…..

Cindy Crawford has more than just great hai…she’s got a great fucking body…and there was a 30 second window where I was accidentally next to her a few years back…she smiled at me and I fucking realized why models are models and regular chicks are regular chicks….it’s got something to do with models…even in their 50s looking fucking amazing….on a whole other level of amazing…so whenever I see her tits in magazines…even non nude…I feel obligated to at least try to jerk off to the shit like old times cuz she’s still got it going on….

I don’t know what this french revue shit is, sounds to pretentious to me…but I do know what cleavage is…and that shit is always good for me…

Here’s the videos….

Here’s the picture….

Sharon Stone was also in the mag..I guess they are doing a “Oldtimers you used to jerk off to and occassionally try to jerk off to still” feature……not worthy of its own post…

If this post bored you…here is Cindy Crawford in 1993 doing some kind of exercise…..for 15 minutes…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford